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07-21-2008, 11:04 AM
smithy2234

joining a poker team please read!!!

Hello fellow poker players i am looking to start something like a poker team where we can all get togheter online in our own forums and improve out poker game toghether also anybody who like to improve there game please have your own bankroll so that we can improve on a online poker site ofour choosing if anybodies interested please post on here and tell me a little about yourself (your poker self) like what sites you play on, what stakes, do you enjoy multi tab tourneys or sit n goes more than cash games etc. cheers guys hope to be hearing from you very soon.
07-21-2008, 11:15 AM
a500lbgorilla

A poker forum where ppl can help each other get better? What a radical and innovative concept!

Nah.. no way it'll ever work.
07-21-2008, 11:39 AM
XTR1000

lol
07-21-2008, 11:53 AM
jyms

Wow at this idea. I love it.
07-21-2008, 12:05 PM
yourfather

Level? I think not, lol.
07-21-2008, 12:41 PM
a500lbgorilla

Guys, fck this dude. Let's just do it ourselves! I mean, we have everything we need right here... but what will we call it?
07-21-2008, 12:46 PM
drmcboy

5th6th7thdotcom
07-21-2008, 01:00 PM
GatorJH

personally I like - thepokerforum.com

or

or

or

wait for it........

How about............

FlopTurnRiver.com?

nm, that one sucks.
07-21-2008, 01:02 PM
a500lbgorilla

i prefer flaptornriver.com
07-21-2008, 01:08 PM
GatorJH

smithy,

We're just messing with you. There are a few individual poker groups that are out there, however I would suggest that you start with just posting here for a while.
07-21-2008, 01:24 PM
wesrman

Sticky???
07-21-2008, 02:56 PM
bode

periods and commas please
07-21-2008, 03:49 PM
GatorJH

Quote:

Originally Posted by bode

periods and commas please

cuz that would make it a good idea?
07-21-2008, 03:59 PM
spoonitnow

wat
07-21-2008, 04:00 PM
wesrman

OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.

But im asking anyway??????????
07-21-2008, 04:06 PM
BennyLaRue

Re: joining a poker team please read!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithy2234

Hello fellow poker players i am looking to start something like a poker team where we can all get togheter online in our own forums and improve out poker game toghether also anybody who like to improve there game please have your own bankroll so that we can improve on a online poker site ofour choosing if anybodies interested please post on here and tell me a little about yourself (your poker self) like what sites you play on, what stakes, do you enjoy multi tab tourneys or sit n goes more than cash games etc. cheers guys hope to be hearing from you very soon.

I imagine a bot would talk like this, with a Speak N Spell style-accent.

In before lock?
07-21-2008, 04:11 PM
Jack Sawyer

smithy, i got bad news for ya:

poker is not a team sport.

sorry dude.
07-21-2008, 04:14 PM
Stacks

Ohhh Ohhh!!!! I call sauce on my team!!!
07-21-2008, 04:23 PM
mixchange

i took steroids and now i get my period every 2 weeks
07-21-2008, 04:28 PM
will641

Quote:

Originally Posted by wesrman

OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.

But im asking anyway??????????

he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.

tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick.
07-21-2008, 04:31 PM
smithy2234

what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .

if i spelt anything wrong jut tlel me cheers lol
><D
07-21-2008, 04:37 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by will641

Quote:

Originally Posted by wesrman

OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.

But im asking anyway??????????

he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.

tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick.

rippy got banned though...
07-21-2008, 04:40 PM
wesrman

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by will641

Quote:

Originally Posted by wesrman

OMG im scared to ask what u got the strike for Spoon.

But im asking anyway??????????

he posted a picture of his asshole, or someones asshole.

tbh im kind of surprised he got it for that. i mean people post links to some pretty sick shit. like that one forum page that rippy posts on where theres like 5 enormous pics of some black chick with a 2 foot dick.

rippy got banned though...

He meant recently someone posted a link to a rippy post on another forum and it had a tranny sucking its own cock.
07-21-2008, 04:45 PM
yourfather

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithy2234

what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .

if i spelt anything wrong jut tlel me cheers lol
><D

wat u r funny lol nh great idea clearly leveling i hope can you read omg run on sentence wheeee
07-21-2008, 04:50 PM
drmcboy

test

edit: win
07-21-2008, 05:23 PM
Pythonic

Sign me up, my stars name is: BRINGBACKFAVRE
07-21-2008, 05:59 PM
mrhappy333

in before the lock!
07-21-2008, 08:57 PM
flomo

can i join your team without any money?

sorry no bankroll

is this a pyramid scheme?
if so i'm in
07-21-2008, 09:12 PM
swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithy2234

what the hell you guys are mental i spelt our wrong lol 'quote' and improve out poker game toghether 'end quote' lol and bad idea it would be more of us players just improving our game i didnt mean in any kind of forums only at the poker table talk about hands and play in tourneys toghether. if ya kno what i mean .

Paging BigRed, I feel he would be very interested. If you know what I mean.
07-21-2008, 09:38 PM
speedcake

children should not be allowed to play poker.

or post on the internets....

sheesh
07-21-2008, 09:51 PM
smithy2234

Never bet on a white man in the heavyweight division
rocky marciano lol
also if you like boxing check youtube muhammed ali vs rocky marciano its such a pile of shite
post back and dont ask dumb questions like i reckon ali should have won lmao
07-21-2008, 10:18 PM
wesrman

Ban.
07-21-2008, 11:51 PM

If I join can I stake other ppl and make a poker "army" ???
07-22-2008, 12:51 AM
silu73

This is one of the funniest 1st posts on a poker internet forum ever. Reminds me of that "how do you get that backwards d" post.
07-22-2008, 01:10 AM
swiggidy

luck odds
07-22-2008, 02:56 AM
Deanglow

If a bunch of poker players got together on the Internet got together and discussed strategy, that would be even worse that the shitty colluders talking over the phone telling each other cards. Learn yourself
07-22-2008, 08:27 AM
smithy2234

Edit: post deleted by jym

You may want to not talk about staking on FTR. Read the forum rules before posting again.
07-22-2008, 09:55 AM
bigred

Quote:

Originally Posted by silu73

This is one of the funniest 1st posts on a poker internet forum ever. Reminds me of that "how do you get that backwards d" post.

I never figured out the backwards d
07-22-2008, 10:28 AM
bjsaust

Look up synchronisity. The most undervalued concept in poker.
07-22-2008, 10:45 AM
bigred

Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.
07-22-2008, 10:54 AM
smithy2234

anybody on here want to set up a heads up tourney
post some ideas.,/
07-22-2008, 11:45 AM
wesrman

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithy2234

anybody on here want smithy2234 to go away and never come back???

FYP.
07-22-2008, 11:49 AM
smithy2234

bbs darnell in the house where u reppin u little pimpshit
07-22-2008, 11:56 AM
Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.

If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.
07-22-2008, 11:59 AM
GatorJH

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.

If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.

YEA!!!!! What he said.
07-22-2008, 12:07 PM
givememyleg

M AKING MONEY IS FU N
07-22-2008, 12:30 PM
Monty3038

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.

If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.

The consultive committee must be made up of uninterested parties with established connection to the gambling community. They must visit other committee headquarters to study their mode of operation and intergration into the overall poker counterculture, rationalizing their performance enhancement. Once capitalization is completed, the technical group will advise how to install the engineered dongle to the communications devices.

Wait... wat?
07-22-2008, 01:37 PM
Jack Sawyer

water buffalo lodge?

I wanna be the Grand Pubbah at least for one episode
07-26-2008, 12:31 PM
smithy2234

hell yeah
07-26-2008, 12:37 PM
pgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.

If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.

You forgot to use the word "leverage" at least twice in that paragraph. you fail corporate-speak.
07-26-2008, 12:47 PM
BennyLaRue

Needs more vis-à-vis.
07-26-2008, 04:33 PM
Ragnar4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monty3038

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

Let's increase our synergy by streamlining our poker abilities enabling a best-practice approach for the most value added.

If we take proactive approach we can play a positive role in incentivizing the FTR membership and build a high-performance poker culture in agreeance with this concept. Cascading this idea will require evangelizing from upper management in order to get buy-in. Going forward, I propose our first step be to establish a consultative committee to work the problem and establish parameters.

The consultive committee must be made up of uninterested parties with established connection to the gambling community. They must visit other committee headquarters to study their mode of operation and intergration into the overall poker counterculture, rationalizing their performance enhancement. Once capitalization is completed, the technical group will advise how to install the engineered dongle to the communications devices.

Wait... wat?

Without a mission statement, we can simply not proceed with any sort of plan, because we won't have a filter through wich to synergize our actions. Furthermore, any sort of dedicated action plan will never find any sort of completion paradigm, nor solvency due to a lack of executive officers.

Therefore; I propose this mission statment: Puttin' fish on lifetilt one balla hero call down at a time. As a team. vis` a vis`.
07-26-2008, 05:43 PM
BennyLaRue

Parking lot issue?
07-29-2008, 02:03 PM
freechus9

Now see here now y'all doesn't know whut's a good poker methology. I say we go to that there casino in the vegas with a shot-gun and take all those poor suckers moneys. If that ain't a winnin play then I doesn't know whut is y'all hear now?
07-29-2008, 02:48 PM
nutsinho

count me in
07-29-2008, 03:38 PM
GatorJH

If Nuts is in then I am too
07-29-2008, 04:18 PM
Galapogos

Holy shit, how have I never seen this thread? This is... beautiful!
07-29-2008, 05:07 PM
Jack Sawyer

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/4...dpittmaut1.jpg
07-29-2008, 05:14 PM
JKDS

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithy2234

bbs darnell in the house where u reppin u little pimpshit

the fuck is this??? my brains hurt....

i like the shotgun idea, its so straightforward how can it fail?
07-29-2008, 05:58 PM
wesrman

Quote:

Originally Posted by JKDS

Quote:

Originally Posted by smithy2234

bbs darnell in the house where u reppin u little pimpshit

the fuck is this??? my brains hurt....

i like the shotgun idea, its so straightforward how can it fail?

That was his response to me asking him to leave and never come back. :p