neither is not an option
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is that a leviathan
I googled leviathans
It's sick that we think alike Wuf b/c I almost made this thread, but with a different guy.
either would make a great story...
1st on the right isn't as bad as the other 3 in terms of size but goddamn I'd have to nail her face down.
Russell Crowe is running away with this poll.
It's really not close.
I voted for one of the fat bitches because Russel Crowe is a guy.
The lesson, as always: FTR is gay.
is instant death an option?
bangin fat chick > Gay Sex any day
http://news.softpedia.com/images//ne...-Charges-2.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by GatorJH
Awwww... Russell gives you the puppy dog eyes.
Wait, do we have to give or receive with the guy?
which way would make you less gay?Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
LOL anyone that wants to bang those fatties is gayer than those that wanna stick it in Russel. By atleast 10 factors of 10.
Receive, obviously.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
I had this argument once while I was under the influence and I think that recieving is gayer and it's not even close. For some fucking reason, my friend thinks giving is gayer. WTF is he thinking amirite?Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
^^He used reverse psychology to get you to switch positions imo
hmmm, well it kind of depends imo, because like if you are in prison and get butt raped theres nothing you can do and it doesnt make you gay. if you are with a man and decide to have sex and volunteer to receive it, that makes you gayer.
I'd bang any fatty any day. Hell, my blog explains how I have $50 riding on my chubby chasing adventures for the remainder of the year.
A) Anal is anal. If you've done it with a chick, only diff is that he can't slide a vibrator in his vag. Which is a nearly negligible difference.
B) Them bitches is ugly and you'd only be sticking it in a hole to stick it in a hole. And your fear of being 'gay' makes you much gayer than anyone tossing it to R.C.
Therefore, ppl who vote for the fat chicks are queers.
zero senseQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
lots of gay
anal: receiving is gayerQuote:
Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
oral: giving is gayer
probably russell crowe
I agree with 'rilla, and I'm unashamed to be pro-Crowe. My only real trouble would be the ass hair. And you know that man has a bounty of it.
We need a second poll: banging which one of these would make you most want to blow off the top of your skull the next morning? I think it's the leviathans and it's not even close. With Crowe you just have to resign yourself to the fact that you're bi now, but at least you bagged a movie star. Hell, he might get you premiere tix for a reach-around.
The fattie on the far right.
You guys thinking you will be pitching to RC are retarded. You are definitely going to be taking it. It's fucking russell crowe.
Maybe he'd just want to splooge on you or something. My anus would take its chances - at least I don't have to touch Mt. Kill-a-man-jaro.Quote:
Originally Posted by pankfish
lol bots just don't understandQuote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
they have vaginas in there somewhere
he has a cock
Fucking fat girls can be heelarious
Case and point!
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/en...sues.phtml#620
ahh the difference between theory and practice.Quote:
Originally Posted by HalvSame
far right isnt nearly as big as the others....... i could do it with enough alcohol and viagra.
yeah far right fatty, though heinous and horendously puhgly is alot better than the others, and if it was between getting bummed by russel crowe and fucking her id have to go for her, though id have to put a big fuckoff bag on her head, drink copious amounts of 160 proof liquor and clean out her hard to reach places first. Then once the awful deed was done id scrub like a rape victim till my skin was bleeding, id then pay for psychiatric help.
Also taking is MUCH gayer than receiving, bar in oral related circumstances.
o and tucker max is a fucking genius, ive read all his stories and all of them crack me up big style, if you havnt read them you definitely should.
there“s no possible reply to this that doesnt make u look like a gay/retard/beastforums user
edit: the fatter, the better imo
depends on the day.
True.Quote:
Originally Posted by Squeaky_Midget1
Dude, there is a ballsacQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Dude, there is a ballsac
Dude, there is a fucking ballsac. You shouldn't have too play "hit the maracas" if you bang a chick's kitchen door
And btw, sooo many closet homo's came out for this thread wtf
The widespread fear of being maybe-a little gay is hilarious.
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
All of you guys craving russell crowes wang is kind of funny too.
I voted for Russ and I'm having nothing to do with his wang.
im not gay but tbh if it was between GIVING it to russel crowe and fucking one of the 3 on the left...jesus i dunno what id do, theyre just so,so FUCKING DISGUSTING! Im preety sure id throw up whist i fitted the winch and pully system that was going to allow them to physically have sex with me *shivers*. However theres no way in hell id ever be someones bitch and take it, hell would freeze over before a man gets his cock near my pooper.
^
you are gay. really.
russel crowe is cool though
[x] all the above
i'd bang em all
O stop it you! *camp hand*Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer
The only thing left to be said
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Originally Posted by Mooj
then wtf is life about?
russell crowe for the motherfucking win. i'm not gay, but i'd rather fuck the gladiator before i fuck one of shamu's relatives, imo
at least with crowe id know where to put it.
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Originally Posted by dthorne04
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lol, my thoughts exactly.Quote:
Originally Posted by pankfish
c/f>>>fat chicks >>dudes
flomo wins
just wanna say this thread was a laugh a second
was planning on a lengthy post the next day but knew nobody would read it so bleh
giving it to RC>>>banging any of those other things>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>taking it from RC
I think banging Russell Crowe is slightly beyond maybe-a little gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I would love to bang all 5 at one time
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Originally Posted by OPL
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