WTF is this delicious meat??

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10-02-2008, 03:33 AM
JKDS

WTF is this delicious meat??

Ok, so background first. My roomy randomly has this meat truck stop by his house and sell him an assortment of packaged (unlabled) meats at bargain price. Hes done it before and has yet to have any kind of problem so wtf, why not.

So.....he comes back to our apt with bags of frozen meat. I can identify things like different kinds of steak, some porkchops, chicken, and others. I was in the mood for some red meat, so i took a package out, and cooked it up.

Well...as it cooked...it changed from what i thought was some kind of cow thing to what i thought was some kind of chicken thing. What i mean is, Instead of the darkish brown color cow usually gets, it turned white!! AND it was springy to the touch! like...elastic ish...

It took forever to cook, much longer than like beef or something...and was one of the most delicious things ive ever tasted. Texture resembled that of a porkchop but tasted almost like duck..also was really fatty

WTF is this meat?????
10-02-2008, 03:51 AM
BankItDrew

Sounds like panda.

Have the meat delivery guy prosecuted.
10-02-2008, 03:58 AM
JKDS

if panda tastes this good i will be living somewhere else in the near future.
10-02-2008, 04:28 AM
daven

whale?
10-02-2008, 05:18 AM
lolzzz_321

http://forums.kipin.net/images/smilies/icon_excited.png
10-02-2008, 06:33 AM
Pelion

brain?
10-02-2008, 06:57 AM
bode

could be tongue
10-02-2008, 06:57 AM
Halv

Quote:

Originally Posted by daven

whale?

Gonna eat this today, it's my 4th favorite meat after ostrich, reindeer and moose. Super delicious.
10-02-2008, 07:18 AM
DaddyDeez

what u described sounds exactly like my first experience tasting dog meat
10-02-2008, 08:05 AM
JKDS

dog really? hrm...
10-02-2008, 08:45 AM
BennyLaRue

Re: WTF is this delicious meat??

Quote:

Originally Posted by JKDS

WTF is this meat?????

Dude, you ate human.
10-02-2008, 08:54 AM
ATOTHEC101

I was thinking brain to.
10-02-2008, 08:57 AM
XTR1000

brain loses its consistence when cooked
10-02-2008, 09:18 AM
flomo

rocky mountain oyster
10-02-2008, 09:39 AM
SaulPaul

Did it look like this OP:

http://static.flickr.com/116/298162178_af8aeec6a1.jpg
10-02-2008, 10:22 AM
flomo

chicken thigh

what was the size and shape?
10-02-2008, 10:27 AM
WildBobAA

You ate a vagina.
10-02-2008, 10:28 AM
jyms

Quote:

Originally Posted by flomo

chicken thigh

what was the size and shape?

Exactly what I was thinking when reading the responses. Wild boar was also in my mind but I don't find boar to be that fatty.
10-02-2008, 11:11 AM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by bode

could be tongue

That's what I thought too.
10-02-2008, 11:33 AM
ProZachNation

Quote:

Originally Posted by jyms

Quote:

Originally Posted by flomo

chicken thigh

what was the size and shape?

Exactly what I was thinking when reading the responses. Wild boar was also in my mind but I don't find boar to be that fatty.

IMO boar is pretty much same as pork.
10-02-2008, 11:54 AM
Trikflow77

it was obv raccoon meat. Or some crappy pork product.
10-02-2008, 12:39 PM
flomo

squeazel
10-02-2008, 01:52 PM
kingnat

Soylent Green... Delicious.
10-02-2008, 02:02 PM
Galapogos

Soylent Green is people! We've got to stop them somehow!
10-02-2008, 03:15 PM
bigred

deer?
10-02-2008, 03:22 PM
givememyleg

deer does not turn white

but partridge does

want to send me some??
10-02-2008, 03:58 PM
bode

Quote:

Originally Posted by givememyleg

deer does not turn white

but partridge does

want to send me some??

but then who will sit in the pear tree?
10-02-2008, 04:03 PM
Xianti

manbeef
10-02-2008, 04:05 PM
Jack Sawyer

preferred method of corpse disposal

and they'll even pay you for it!
10-02-2008, 04:10 PM
Stacks

Ask Redzill.. I'm pretty sure he eats alot of strange men's meat.
10-02-2008, 04:45 PM
flomo

this is a level

he is the wolf
10-02-2008, 04:58 PM
BankItDrew

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxStacksxX

Ask Redzill.. I'm pretty sure he eats alot of strange men's meat.

Redzilla isn't even Asian... didn't you see his pic?
10-02-2008, 05:12 PM
triumphant cracker

you know..jack sawyer meat is brown untill cooked...or is it hard boiled?
10-02-2008, 05:18 PM
boost

uhh.. almost certainly veal. What cut though? Im not sure. Need more detail. It could be sweatbreads, but if you didnt clean and cook these properly Im not sure you would have enjoyed the texture...
10-02-2008, 05:50 PM
flomo

i was thinking of cheap meats
10-02-2008, 06:21 PM
derringer007

Mr. ED

:diamond: You get what you pay for. Never eaten it but maybe its horse. Not in the poker sense either
10-02-2008, 07:00 PM
JKDS

no bones, was shaped like a rectangle sorta how steak would be packaged. i must know what this is!

to saulpaul, kinda looked like that...but not really. was one piece, thicker than a pork chop. I know for sure it isnt any kind of fish thing, but ive never had deer, lamb, veal, or any weirdesk meat like dog. its driving me insane.

about the fat thing, before it was cooked id say about 20% was fat, distributed exactly like it might on a piece of steak. i might have more hidden in the freezer somewhere. if i do ill take pictures...I MUST KNOW WHAT THIS IS
10-02-2008, 07:03 PM
JKDS

o, also the meat is all prepackaged, cleaned, and has some kind of marinade. so really all i did was put some bbq on it when it was cooking and ate it lol. but really...what looks like beef, cooks like chicken and feels like pork? ack
10-02-2008, 07:12 PM
SaulPaul

my pic was pig brain cut up into small pieces and fried
10-03-2008, 12:29 PM
Trikflow77

It is pork, my mom buys those frozen off the truck meats and im 95% positive it was some type of pork product. Every time she buys some and cooks it, some of the "beef" product cooks up just like jkds. It is also square like the described.
10-03-2008, 12:31 PM
Trikflow77

also, the reason it is colored like beef is the solution they use to pack it in. It is a caramel colored brine the flavors and preserves the frozen meat.