Oh God This is Wonderful

As many of you know, my girlfriend's dad is a pastor-like person who was voting republican no matter what. My county voted 73% for McCain, the 2nd highest percentage in North Carolina (the highest was Durham County with 76%, I believe). So today there are two new myspace bulletins put up by him, which read:

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Alright everybody, hang on to your hats and wallets, it's gonna be a very bumpy ride for the next four years. I will be praying for this new administration that God will entervine and lead this man in making the right disisions for our country. I urge each of you to be praying for this country and the leadership. God help us.

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I know alot of you are upset over this election but, just know that our Lord our God is still in control. He is going to take care of his people, no matter how bad this gets. We as Chistians, need to pray for this new administration now. That God entervines and guides President - elect Obama in making the right disisions for this country. I know some of you are hurt and disappointed but keep your faith in what God can do, not man.

Heavenly Father, I ask humbly that you forgive us for our sins and protect us from any harm that our enemies may try to bring upon us. I pray for your divine entervintion for our country and the new leadership of this great nation. Please help each of us to understand your disisions for what is happening and be with us and guide us all. I ask Father, that you put in place people that will be of good influence on our new president.
Thank you for loving us and have mercy upon us , in the name of Jesus , your son and our Saviour, Amen

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What a moran amirite

his spelling tilts me

I'd definitely rather pray to an invisible dude than believe in personal responsibility and sacrifice.

Hasn't it occurred to any of these magic, fun 'n' games believing types that maybe, just maybe, God gave them Obama in order to help them through the valley of the shadow of Death and all that?

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Originally Posted by Thunder

Hasn't it occurred to any of these magic, fun 'n' games believing types that maybe, just maybe, God gave them Obama in order to help them through the valley of the shadow of Death and all that?

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This is unpossible because he is black doucy

Chistians believe in Chist, amirite?

So am I to understand that Jesus has got Obama's back?

Meh.. Looks good to me. No spelling or grammatical errors that I'm aware of. He is an A+ bible thumper imo.

So ummm Obama is a pretty strong Christian lol

I actually think Obama is more of a Christian than McCain McCain was just pandering to the Right a ton.

I dunno

i dont know a ton on this specifically, but i speculate that obama is very likely non-religious, or perhaps he is only privately religious and doesnt care to impose those philosophies onto the public sector.

my reason for thinking this is that his mother raised him to understand various religions and how they're cultural/social. also what i know of his thoughts on constitutional matters suggests that he understands what 'freedom of religion' means

his time at wright's church could easily be explained as a politcal/social thing. the US is incapable of electing somebody who doesnt 'believe in god'

i before e, except after c, or in sounding like 'A', as in neighbor or weigh

Lets all pray to the Great White Handkerchief and hope the President - elect can be influenced to make good disisions.

disisions disisions i love it

gah was gonna post disisions stop stealing my thunder father!

NPR played a clip from some conservative radio station and the chick was furious saying 46% of people did not support Obama and that is why he would fail.

and I was like lol popular vote in 2000.

The world isn't going to end, and it isn't going to be a paradise, most changes made will not be omfg huge.

wow spoon. why dont you just move and not look back?

haha this reminds me of a conversation i had with my ex gf a week ago (who is also from NC).

me: so your gonna vote huh?
her: yea
me: for Obama right?
her: no im gonna vote for Mccain cuz mamma sais Obama is the anti-christ
her: she sais the anti-christ is coming and its gonna be Obama.
me: ...
me: your one stupid bitch, your mom is psycho.

Don't worry. Every generation *knows* that the anti-Christ is coming within their lifetimes. They can't all be wrong, that just wouldn't make sense!

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Originally Posted by DaddyDeez

haha this reminds me of a conversation i had with my ex gf a week ago (who is also from NC).

me: so your gonna vote huh?
her: yea
me: for Obama right?
her: no im gonna vote for Mccain cuz mamma sais Obama is the anti-christ
her: she sais the anti-christ is coming and its gonna be Obama.
me: ...
me: your one stupid bitch, your mom is psycho.

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Should have told her that Obama isn't from the right part of the world to be the anti-Christ and that not voting for him wouldn't help since if he was the anti-Christ that he would come to power anyway.

Should have practiced avoidance.

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Originally Posted by will641

wow spoon. why dont you just move and not look back?

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Because living here is cheap.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

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Originally Posted by DaddyDeez

haha this reminds me of a conversation i had with my ex gf a week ago (who is also from NC).

me: so your gonna vote huh?
her: yea
me: for Obama right?
her: no im gonna vote for Mccain cuz mamma sais Obama is the anti-christ
her: she sais the anti-christ is coming and its gonna be Obama.
me: ...
me: your one stupid bitch, your mom is psycho.

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Should have told her that Obama isn't from the right part of the world to be the anti-Christ and that not voting for him wouldn't help since if he was the anti-Christ that he would come to power anyway.

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No, its in a little known book of the Bible, "though shalt not vote for the anti-Christ and the world will be saved"

Headline: "NC called for Obama."

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

But jesus was black... so isn't this like some kinda homecoming....? :shock:

man in flood, told to get to higher ground said, "nah, my God will protect me. i aint leavin'."

flood gets higher, man moves stuff upstairs. man gets told to leave and says, "nah, my God will protect me. i aint leavin'."

flood gets to roof. man is on top of his house. helicopter comes and tells man to get in. he says, "my God will protect me."

and, drowns. he gets to heaven and asks God why he wasnt saved, and God replies...

"WHO DO YOU THINK SENT THE POLICE, THE BOAT and THE HELICOPTER?"

sorry, spoon. i dont know how you live around the bible beaters. using God as an excuse to remain stupid is such a cop-out.

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Originally Posted by Chopper

"WHO DO YOU THINK SENT THE POLICE, THE BOAT and THE HELICOPTER?"

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lolz... god with a helicopter.... :shock:

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Originally Posted by Chopper

man in flood, told to get to higher ground said, "nah, my God will protect me. i aint leavin'."

flood gets higher, man moves stuff upstairs. man gets told to leave and says, "nah, my God will protect me. i aint leavin'."

flood gets to roof. man is on top of his house. helicopter comes and tells man to get in. he says, "my God will protect me."

and, drowns. he gets to heaven and asks God why he wasnt saved, and God replies...

"WHO DO YOU THINK SENT THE POLICE, THE BOAT and THE HELICOPTER?"

sorry, spoon. i dont know how you live around the bible beaters. using God as an excuse to remain stupid is such a cop-out.

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It's all good. I am regularly buttfucking his daughter, after all.

that one made me laugh. fo reelz.

I hear ya bros.....I'm in MF'n Tennessee. It's about as RED as possible here. But, I have a good cirlce of BLUE friends and we had a good party Tuesday night with much drinking and revelling in the moment. Kinda like the recent SouthPark episode. HaHAHA

lol...

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

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Originally Posted by Chopper

man in flood, told to get to higher ground said, "nah, my God will protect me. i aint leavin'."

flood gets higher, man moves stuff upstairs. man gets told to leave and says, "nah, my God will protect me. i aint leavin'."

flood gets to roof. man is on top of his house. helicopter comes and tells man to get in. he says, "my God will protect me."

and, drowns. he gets to heaven and asks God why he wasnt saved, and God replies...

"WHO DO YOU THINK SENT THE POLICE, THE BOAT and THE HELICOPTER?"

sorry, spoon. i dont know how you live around the bible beaters. using God as an excuse to remain stupid is such a cop-out.

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It's all good. I am regularly buttfucking his daughter, after all.

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:shh:

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

It's all good. I am regularly buttfucking his daughter, after all.

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Results oriented

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Originally Posted by Pelion

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

It's all good. I am regularly buttfucking his daughter, after all.

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Results oriented

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I think my sample size is big enough to suffice.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

I think my sample size is big enough to orifice.

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FYP

That was clever

this thread got great in the last few posts :lol:

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

It's all good. I am regularly getting buttfucked by his daughter, after all.

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FYP

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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX

Meh.. Looks good to me. No spelling or grammatical errors that I'm aware of.

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entervine

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:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by jyms

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

It's all good. I am regularly getting buttfucked by his daughter, after all.

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FYP

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That too.