Getting ejected from the VT game
So I went to the Thursday night game tonight which is an atmosphere like no other. Loud as shit, everyone is pleasantly drunk and our team is executing all over the place.
Around half way through the 3rd quarter and we were launching our attacks on the refs as they pull 3 or 4 triptanes with bs spots and rule changes on the fly. This curly haired dude 2 rows ahead of me starts joking around with some chick 1 row behind me. I don't remember the details but the chick didn't get his joke and she tells him to stfu. He dbags around for a little while and calls her a bitch (??? i think) and her bf takes offense. I still didn't really follow but the two keep jawing back and forth for about 15 minutes and it's pretty clear that curly haired dude is a dbag. He keeps being like "hi5! hi5! Gimme a hi5 you dumbass!"
Everyone in the area are laughing at the drama but the guy and 5 of his buddies are seriously ready to fight this curly haired dude. So being the mature guy that I am, I say, "I get it, you're just pissed because Virginia just banned gay marriage. I can dig it, you're lashing out. I mean, you should still shut up because God doesn't approve of your lifestyle and all. You should just turn around and try and find Jesus." I'm obviously the toast of everyone within earshot and this curly haired kid is like "I'm not the faggot but hi5 man!" So I give him the high5 and he shoves me in the chest with his other hand. Since he was two rows ahead of me, he also knocks over like 2 chicks infront of me and my ass tumbles backwards into the dudes behind me.
Naturally, VT Events services see this and purposfully grab me by the arm with like strongest fucking crab claw grip you'll ever see. "Woah, you've got crazy monkey strength man!" but didn't try to fight him at all. Though, I think I really pissed him off. Maybe he thinks monkey is an insult. In any case, I get shipped off to some stupid room with Curly haired dude and have to give him whole speech, they take down all my info, breathalyze me and said they were just gonna let me go home.
So I'm kinda afraid that they'll file something with the VT campus police and I'll walk away with a fine or get a judicial review (which would be very bad)
But I'm still kinda happy because I basically did nothing wrong (in my humble opinion), VT played lights out AND Eddie Royal rocks at football.
