Tattoos and Chicks

Okay. Just for shits and giggles I decided to post my "Ho Ho Ho NSFW Thread" on a couple other forums. So I posted it on strippersweb. While there I noticed a thread about a woman complaining about how her boyfriend was whining about her getting a tattoo. Me being the jerk that I am posted this:

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Tattoos on chicks are stupid greater than 99% of the time. They do not improve the way the woman looks at all. I don't know if you women know this, but that is probably 80% of the reason a guy goes out with a chick their looks. Women go out with guys for multiple reasons, looks, career, power, he's interesting, bla, a tough guy, he ha$ money, etc etc. So guys increase in value as they age (i.e they get more money and power and stuff). While women degrade (they get uglier (for the most part)). So I dunno why a women would ruin her net value by getting a tattoo, and tattoos on old people are even worse, so the women devalue faster. On top of that the tattoos that women get are usually retarded things that suck anyways (somebodies name that will probably leave them soon, a stupid heart, a dumb dolphin, something they think has meaning to them but really they apply the meaning after they see the object so it has no meaning at all, an astrological sign (don't get me started on how rigged astrology is), any other tattoo a women would get, etcetc). So to sum things up a women getting a tattoo has -EV (expected value) on something that is already decreasing in value (as far as dating value goes). Ladies don't hurt the value that you have, otherwise you will end up with some tatted out junkie living in a trailer park, while you prostitute for your four kids.

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Now, some of it was me trying to be a douche, but I personally feel that tattoos on women are not hot at all. They do distract from her beauty and do not enhance/improver her looks. I'm just wondering what you guys think. Link to the original post is here.

92% of the time I am not a fan. Some can be cool/sexy I guess.

link to strippers

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Originally Posted by kmind

92% of the time I am not a fan. Some can be cool/sexy I guess.

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pretty much how I feel.

But then again the same goes for guys, its just that Im not looking at guys as someone I might want to have sex with. The idea of a tattoo is really cool, however all too often the execution is abysmal.

gives me somthing to look at while im fucking her ugly tattooed arse.

tramp stamps are gross, anything big is gross

some girls sometimes get something decent on a foot or ankle which I am cool with

a girl who was kinda a hippie had her old station wagon on her back/side but it fit her personality so it was cool.


I have more of an issue with gross face piercing than anything. Besides a little nose stud or pierced ears everything else is a big turnoff.

im not that big a fan, but for some reason i always wanted to fuck that Kat chick from LA ink or whatever on TLC.

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http://gfx.dagbladet.no/pub/artikkel...1208465443.jpg

with a good photographer and all the touch up, she looks hawt as a tatted pin-up girl. However IRL shes yuk. Really yuk. Also even if she was really hot, the face tattoo ruins it all.

I posted a bunch of hot chicks with tattoos in the Hot chick NSFW thread, and someone deleted my post. BS!
Some chicks with tattoos are hot. It depends on the quality of the tat.

Well... I'm not a huge tatoo fan on women but I do think some get it for the signifigance... and sometimes that is ok. There are some women though who understand how to work the tatoo... small, hidden 99% of the time, on a hot body, works. Large, in your face, or stupid (like Angelina Jolie) doesn't work.

I've been dating a girl for over 3 years and in the past she has suggested than she wants a tattoo. i told her id break up w/ her instantly if she ever got a tattoo. and im serious.

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

I've been dating a girl for over 3 years and in the past she has suggested than she wants a tattoo. i told her id break up w/ her instantly if she ever got a tattoo. and im serious.

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tell her she is an idiot for me :)

OP's got a point. Women are hot enough in swim suits, lingerie or less and a tattoo just seems to take away from whatever hotness they have. In very special situations, it might be break-even on the hotness EV, but never + imo.

Makes no difference to me, I kinda like em. I've been with a few. as long as they don't have some piece of shit tattoo on their bicep like a trucker I am all for it. I was with one girl that had a serpent from her front shoulder and over down her back and across to her other butt cheek. It was fucking huge, and she was afraid of nothing, and I mean nothing in the bedroom.

http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/hot_tatoo.jpgIn a heart beat

the best ones are neutral, most are bad, and some are just downright horrible.

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

I've been dating a girl for over 3 years and in the past she has suggested than she wants a tattoo. i told her id break up w/ her instantly if she ever got a tattoo. and im serious.

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i dont get this, unless she wants to tattoo her forehead or sumthing

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

I've been dating a girl for over 3 years and in the past she has suggested than she wants a tattoo. i told her id break up w/ her instantly if she ever got a tattoo. and im serious.

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fuckin a

a problem with tats other than what has already been stated is that most people thing they're smart and fashionable so they try to be yet they are actually not so the tats they get are just bad.

besides, even then, a true artist/genius would never ever go the way of tats because they know that most of what they make is complete crap, and that they're lucky if in their lifetime they create just one piece of art worthy of existence.

besides the point that tats are largely just unattractive physically, they are unattractive mentally because people who like them seem to not be introspective or think that deeply about things.

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Originally Posted by jyms

Makes no difference to me, I kinda like em. I've been with a few. as long as they don't have some piece of shit tattoo on their bicep like a trucker I am all for it. I was with one girl that had a serpent from her front shoulder and over down her back and across to her other butt cheek. It was fucking huge, and she was afraid of nothing, and I mean nothing in the bedroom.

http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/hot_tatoo.jpgIn a heart beat

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lol tramp stamps looks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid... she would be 100x better looking without it

back in my younger years, before my wife, I liked tattoos on hot chicks. something about them, kind of how jyms mentioned it, screamed, "I'm crazy enough to have ink on my body so just think how crazy I'll be in the bedroom." they weren't the type of girls I wanted to settle down with, just girls I wanted to have some fun with. Like jyms' experience, I had ridiculous amounts of fun with these girls (and yes they were CRAZY in bed)...

If my wife had a tattoo when we started dating I would have seen her as one of these girls, and things would (probably) be much different, because I would have seen her as a different type of girl. If she got one today I wouldn't be happy with it, but it wouldn't change anything between us. I've actually always wanted one but that's made her want one too, so I'll probably never get mine because of that...


p.s. the one she wants would be a *tiny* tramp stamp, with our initials in it somehow. I mean it *might* look classy if done right, but there's about a 99.9% chance that it wouldn't, so my tattoo is a no-go.

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Originally Posted by jyms

http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/hot_tatoo.jpg

In a heart beat

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YES

GMML you should reconsider, a girl like this would probably want to do you about seven times a day, in every way possible.

wtf, tramp stamp is not hot. And it doesnt even seem to be the type of girl that would be good at the sex. I understand the notion that girls that are tatted can be more fun in bed, but the tramp stamp just makes me think of really stale porn stars that are fake moaning constantly...

I had once (done) knew this hottie that had a tattoo on her ass that said "Ram It Hard" I was more than happy to oblige. :D :wink: :wink: Over all i can take them or leave them. I did love that one. :twisted:

Tramp stamps make great TARGETS!!!

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Originally Posted by nutsinho

I've been dating a girl for over 3 years and in the past she has suggested than she wants a tattoo. i told her id break up w/ her instantly if she ever got a tattoo. and im serious.

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hate tattoos on women, well played

Y'all are crazy.

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Originally Posted by Lukie

the best ones are neutral, most are bad, and some are just downright horrible.

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i agree with this.

One thing I won't do = get a tat.

I do have a belly button pierced though.

piercings can be hot. dont like rings at all, but studs are great

and way too many people up here in western washington are inked. apparently the trend is about as strong here as anywhere else in the world, possibly stronger.

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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz

Y'all are crazy.

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A chick is hot or shes not. A tatt will rarely make a difference either way imo

Tattooed chicks are often "easier" than non-tatted chicks so it must be at least somewhat +EV if you are just looking to get laid.

so when do we start the "Tattoos and Dicks" poll?

i think the reason girls have a tattoo on their lower back is that they enjoy having lots of kinky sex, even if it is a subconscious decision.

i mean, every dude over the age of 12 knows tattoo= huge slut, and girls are way more conscious of image.

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Originally Posted by thizzSantaCruz

Y'all are crazy.

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A chick is hot or shes not. A tatt will rarely make a difference either way imo

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