Operation: Stop Random Spew!

I don't know why I do this, but for some reason, I have hands where I just spew like a retard, and for no good reason. So in an effort to combat that, everytime that I make a dumb spewy play, I am going to post it in this thread and explain why its so dumb and spewy, so that reinforces why I shouldn't be doing dumb plays that cut down my win-rate. Feel free to berate me or post your own dumb plays.

My line in this hand is so stupid. If I though that villain had missed the flop, I should have just check-raised him right there to rep top pair. The only thing I am repping on the turn would be a set or two-pair, and if I am going to bluff, I would need to bluff bigger. Also, I need to remember that villains are calling too much, and even if he is on ATCs, there really isn't much I would beat. I have maybe 5 outs to hit on the river, if I am lucky and the villain doesn't have a T.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (6 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

CO ($14.43)
Button ($4.13)
Hero (SB) ($5.33)
BB ($2.72)
UTG ($9.73)
MP ($3.94)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...miles/club.gif, 5http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif
2 folds, CO raises to $0.17, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.15, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.39) 6http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, 9http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, 4http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.28, Hero calls $0.28

Turn: ($0.95) 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $0.82, Hero raises to $2, CO calls $1.18

River: ($4.95) 3http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif (2 players)
Hero bets $2, CO calls $2

Total pot: $8.95 | Rake: $0.40


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($9.95)
UTG ($6.73)
Hero (MP) ($4.83)
Button ($10.07)
SB ($3.28)


This is just idiotic. Villain could have from 55-AA and beat me on the flop. I don't even know what I was thinking this is so stupid.

Preflop: Hero is MP with 4http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif, Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif
UTG calls $0.05, Hero calls $0.05, Button calls $0.05, SB raises to $0.25, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.20, Hero calls $0.20, 1 fold

Flop: ($0.85) 3http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/heart.gif, 4http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif, 3http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...iles/spade.gif (3 players)
SB bets $0.20, UTG calls $0.20, Hero raises to $0.80, SB calls $0.60, UTG calls $0.60

Turn: ($3.25) Qhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (3 players)
SB bets $0.50, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.50

River: ($4.25) Jhttp://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...es/diamond.gif (2 players)
SB bets $1.73 (All-In), Hero calls $1.73

Total pot: $7.71 | Rake: $0.35

I to am a spewtard, especially in the big blind when you see the flop for free, hit it a bit and then keep betting despite your brain screaming "Fold Fold, he has you beat Fold Fold"
The second of your two was bad, entering with A4 then calling a raise is gonna kill you.

Check this out for a BB spew. Me in action but not at my best.
PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $25+$2 Tournament, 100/200 Blinds (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG (t3160)
MP (t570)
Button (t1295)
SB (t5460)
Hero (BB) (t3015)

Hero's M: 10.05

Preflop: Hero is BB with http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/4d.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/th.gif
3 folds, SB calls t100, Hero checks

Flop: (t400) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/2s.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/6s.gif, http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/td.gif (2 players)
SB bets t200, Hero raises to t600, SB raises to t1000, Hero calls t400

Turn: (t2400) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/2h.gif (2 players)
SB bets t800, Hero raises to t1815 (All-In), SB calls t1015

River: (t6030) http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/.../smiles/8c.gif (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t6030

SPEW SPEW SPEW DONT DO THIS AGAIN