a joke forum

some people like me perhaps a fish though won a few tourneys would find particating in this forum difficult on the rule of quality posts. i have a learning disability in english so write bad. and know very little about poker but love the game.

i have 4 websites im always working on one on ngambling with 250 non active members. at least its something. though found casino or gambling alternatives a side note to be exceptable. to stray from the gambling and have a few jokes or poetry ext quite a unique way to call somewhere home on the net. quite common on other forums.

dont get me wrong your doing better then me. but to find quality posts from me well we all need are fish now dont we.

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ne-t11693.html

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...fw-t75619.html

if you wants jokes..here they are.....

If this guy has a learning disability I feel bad.

But if he has an english learning disability. This retarded commie can go fornicate himself.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One hydrogen atom goes to the other, "I lost an electron." The other goes, "Are you sure?" The first hydrogen atom says, "I'm POSITIVE."

Ah yes, Organic Chemistry makes one funnier.

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Originally Posted by BooG690

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One hydrogen atom goes to the other, "I lost an electron." The other goes, "Are you sure?" The first hydrogen atom says, "I'm POSITIVE."

Ah yes, Organic Chemistry makes one funnier.

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Yes, in the sense that you appreciate how funny it is to suffer endlessly. Also that joke has no carbon atoms!

sometimes, they just throw it right over the plate.

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Originally Posted by BooG690

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One hydrogen atom goes to the other, "I lost an electron." The other goes, "Are you sure?" The first hydrogen atom says, "I'm POSITIVE."

Ah yes, Organic Chemistry makes one funnier.

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actually its no more considered an "atom" once the electron is gone.

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Originally Posted by XTR1000

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Originally Posted by BooG690

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One hydrogen atom goes to the other, "I lost an electron." The other goes, "Are you sure?" The first hydrogen atom says, "I'm POSITIVE."

Ah yes, Organic Chemistry makes one funnier.

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actually its no more considered an "atom" once the electron is gone.

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Of course it is. It may be an ion...but it is still the basic unit of all compounds.

P.S. I feel a chemistry discussion coming on.