ITT: A Get Rich Quick Scheme

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05-18-2009, 05:04 PM
aka_red

ITT: A Get Rich Quick Scheme

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit
05-18-2009, 05:31 PM
will641

this doesnt sound quick and easy at all. if i were to give my money to you and have you invest it, now that is a get rich quick scheme.
05-18-2009, 05:34 PM
a500lbgorilla

i did this for my first $10 mil. It's really invigorating and rewarding work early on but before long you step back and see that you're really just murdering people. It gets harder and harder every day after. Still doesn't dull the fun of being rich though!
05-18-2009, 05:52 PM
OP

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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

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05-18-2009, 06:25 PM
Stacks

standard
05-18-2009, 08:53 PM
Galapogos

Re: ITT: A Get Rich Quick Scheme

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Originally Posted by reDZill4

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

How dumb would you look if the cost of slaves shot right back up again after you've sliced and diced them though?
05-18-2009, 11:49 PM
GatorJH

Re: ITT: A Get Rich Quick Scheme

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

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Originally Posted by reDZill4

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

How dumb would you look if the cost of slaves shot right back up again after you've sliced and diced them though?

He would look pretty smart for grabbing while the price was down.

note to self - don't get investing advice from Mr. GalapOgos
05-19-2009, 12:33 AM
Stacks

Re: ITT: A Get Rich Quick Scheme

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Originally Posted by GatorJH

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

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Originally Posted by reDZill4

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

How dumb would you look if the cost of slaves shot right back up again after you've sliced and diced them though?

He would look pretty smart for grabbing while the price was down.

note to self - don't get investing advice from Mr. GalapOgos

Unless the cost of slaves shot up so that he would make a larger profit re-selling the slaves rather than slicing and dicing, amirite?
05-19-2009, 01:08 AM
Pig_Vomit

The problem is where do we find a reliable customer for our organs that isn’t gonna rat us out to the feds. Can we just put em on e bay or some sort of equivalent? I had a similar idea with pimping out saragent mothers and selling babies. If we can find a reliable organ/baby dealer where pretty much golden.
05-19-2009, 01:35 AM
Chelle

This is a horrible idea. Replace slaves with inmates.
05-19-2009, 01:45 AM
Ragnar4

replace? Simply add to the pool! Innmates AND slaves.
05-19-2009, 02:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Chelle

This is a horrible idea. Replace slaves with terrorists.

fyp
Obama's on it to fix the US economy
remember he said he was going to close down Guantanamo bay? well he never said where they'd be going
05-19-2009, 05:55 AM
wufwugy

you can buy a child in haiti for like 50$
05-19-2009, 05:56 AM
Luco

$50 per child? excellent. It also neatly avoids the moral objection to putting bits of terrorist inside other people.
05-19-2009, 08:00 AM
bode

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Originally Posted by wufwugy

you can buy a child in haiti for like 50$

jyms will be excited to find this out
05-19-2009, 08:32 AM
BigPapi

I was going to say, go get your own slaves for free and cut out the middle man, but for 50$ why bother.
05-19-2009, 08:42 AM
bigspenda73

hate to admit it but I read OP and didn't think it was the worst idea in the world.
05-19-2009, 09:42 AM
BennyLaRue

Soylent Green is people?
05-19-2009, 11:20 AM
bigred

+ Jonas Brothers
05-19-2009, 11:56 AM
Warpe

http://www.awfullycrazy.com/view.php/PostID/401/Become+a+Donor!
05-19-2009, 02:30 PM
bigred

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Originally Posted by Warpe

http://www.awfullycrazy.com/view.php/PostID/401/Become+a+Donor!

quality
05-19-2009, 08:16 PM
ensign_lee

Re: ITT: A Get Rich Quick Scheme

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Originally Posted by Galapogos

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Originally Posted by reDZill4

So in my stats class my professor was talking about human organs and how much they cost ie kidney is like 40k or something. then he started talking about the cost of slaves being at an all time low like maybe 1k or something idk i wasn't really listening. I propose to you a get rich quick scheme

1. Buy slaves
2. Harvest organs
3. ????
4. profit

How dumb would you look if the cost of slaves shot right back up again after you've sliced and diced them though?

Not very dumb at all. Because he would have bought at the bottom.

Buy high sell low amirite?
05-19-2009, 08:26 PM
a500lbgorilla

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Originally Posted by Chelle

This is a horrible idea. Replace slaves with inmates.

so that 35 million convicted pot smokers can be part of your sick meat supply?! Dont you have a shred of decency in you, you monster!