A Casting Tragedy - I Pity the Fool

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06-09-2009, 02:36 PM
BennyLaRue

A Casting Tragedy - I Pity the Fool

No, this isn't about a fishing trip gone awry. It's about this:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/afp/09060...us_film_neeson

LIAM NEESON?!?!? HANNIBAL?!??! YOU TAKE YOUR GODDAMN MOVIE AND YOU SHOVE IT WHERE THE SUN DON'T SHINE, MR. PRODUCER SIR!!!

Harrison Ford, ftw. I can also see Stephen Colbert working as Murdock but only if you take the script up to maximum cheese. But I'm sure there are 100s of choices better than Liam Freaking Neeson.

Also, still on the topic of cheesy 80's TV remakes, I am boycotting the Magnum PI movie for similar casting errors. That is all.
06-09-2009, 03:56 PM
Warpe

I'm more curious about who gets tapped to play Mr. T's part.
06-09-2009, 03:59 PM
BennyLaRue

I take back Harrison Ford.

KURT RUSSELL, FTW.
06-09-2009, 04:00 PM
Warpe

NOW you're talkin'!
06-09-2009, 04:01 PM
BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

I'm more curious about who gets tapped to play Mr. T's part.

Bring back T. I doubt he's busy.
06-09-2009, 04:07 PM
Warpe

Gary Coleman isn't busy either...Mr. T and Mini T...it could work.
06-09-2009, 05:31 PM
wufwugy

somebody hasnt seen schindlers list

and that somebody needs to punch himself in the vagina
06-09-2009, 05:33 PM
BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

somebody hasnt seen schindlers list

and that somebody needs to punch himself in the vagina

I've seen Schindler's List and his talent is not in question. I resent a great fake American hero in a comedic action role being played by A
DRAMATIC IRISH DUDE.

As a Canadian, I'm seriously offended.
06-09-2009, 05:47 PM
wufwugy

wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls

phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything
06-09-2009, 06:28 PM
ATOTHEC101

P.S.H. is a preety sick actor.
06-09-2009, 06:44 PM
wufwugy

well he is the second best actor in the world
06-09-2009, 06:52 PM
BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls

phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything

The Stath is a maroon. Don't lump me in with guise, you big lumper.

You're right about PSH tho. He's shown he can do comedy...has better range than just about anyone.
06-09-2009, 11:46 PM
wufwugy

Quote:

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

wat i dont understand is why this thread isnt flooded with OMG JASON STATHAM OMG comments since its clear u guise r obsessed with his balls

phillip seymour hoffman would own it up. but he could play anything

The Stath is a maroon. Don't lump me in with guise, you big lumper.

You're right about PSH tho. He's shown he can do comedy...has better range than just about anyone.

ur pretty cool arent u. i mean u obv have some kinda weird man crush on the A team and hannibal and selleck (and prolly higgins) but i guess thats okay since everybodys got a man crush

but it speaks lots when u can acknowledge the obvious fact that statham is a pile of sewage. he was cool in snatch, but then he started doing tough guy roles, hes decent in them, but since evarbodys like omgomgomg slurp slurp statham jizz he has lost any semblance of goodness he previously may have had

srsly everybody here thought i was super coo until i poasted this one thread about how statham sucks horse cock. it was bad. several members even started crying because they couldnt open the vagisil bottle
06-10-2009, 12:01 AM
UG

MATT DAMON
06-10-2009, 12:07 AM
BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by UG

MATT DAMON

I loled.
06-10-2009, 11:06 AM
ChrisBCritter

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warpe

Gary Coleman isn't busy either...Mr. T and Mini T...it could work.

This needs more love IMO. GJ old man!
06-10-2009, 08:09 PM
rllngn

I would put this movie in the catagory of rent on dvd, and although i know its not going to be any good, i still have to watch it to make sure, who dont remember watching that show it was great, i love it when i play comes together
06-10-2009, 09:47 PM
BennyLaRue

Quote:

Originally Posted by rllngn

I would put this movie in the catagory of rent on dvd, and although i know its not going to be any good, i still have to watch it to make sure, who dont remember watching that show it was great, i love it when i play comes together

That's Level I thinking when it comes to The A-Team. Get back to me when the glory of Level III reveals itself to you.
06-11-2009, 02:11 AM
wesrman

OMGOMGOMG Jason Statham is the man and you sir are retarded for not realizing it. =P
06-11-2009, 07:10 PM
wufwugy

dude i was liek goin to my docter and he was liek ur not getting enuff statham and i was liek wat n he was liek u need moar statham or else u will die