<dranger> FUCK THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
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<dranger> OMFG
<dranger> FUCK THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS
<dranger> IT CAN SUCK MY FUCKING DICK
<Chelle> they not letting you join the club
<spoonitnow> Add that to your list of shit spoonitnow told you so
<dranger> NO
<dranger> I JOINED THE FUCKING CLUB
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<SpeedcakeAFK> hmm
<dranger> (yes spooner was right)
<SpeedcakeAFK> what happened?
<dranger> so i fly out to San Diego today right (ten minutes ago)
<dranger> check in to the USO to get my shuttle up to Camp Pendleton so I can continue my training after my boot leave was up
<dranger> i go report into this asshole of a master gunnery sergeant
<dranger> he's like, "Are you an 03?" (infantry)
<dranger> "yes sir"
<dranger> "WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE THEN DEVIL DOG?"
<dranger> "Uh... I was told to report in on September 1st Master Gunnery Sergeant"
<SpeedcakeAFK> is that all?
dranger> "BULL SHIT, I KNOW YOU WERE GIVEN RECRUITER'S ASSISTANCE ORDERS"
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<dranger> (talking on the phone"
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> oh u just type slow
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> :D
<dranger> "Yes MGS, I WAS given RA orders, i decided not to take them" (we were told at boot camp it was optional"
<dranger> he spouts off about how im a stupid fucking poor excuse for a Marine
<dranger> and why the fuck wouldnt i take RA orders, et
<dranger> then he tells me, "Well, you got two fucking choices, stay here and sit up at Camp Pendleton for a week until your class picks up, OR fly your ass back home pronto"
<dranger> "GTFO of my sight before i make the decision for you"
<dranger> so here i am
<dranger> waiting 2 hours for a flight to atlanta
<dranger> because the Marine Corps is a fucking joke
<Chelle> lol
<dranger> im gonna go home
<dranger> get high as a motherfucking KITE
<dranger> come back out
<dranger> pop on the piss test
<Chelle> and get dishonorably discharged
<Chelle> lol good idea
<dranger> get a General Under Other Than Honorable conditions
<dranger> nope
<Chelle> you're smart
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> who paid for the ticket
<dranger> its not dishonorable lol
<Chelle> lol yeah sure
<spoonitnow> What happened to all of that discipline and shit
<spoonitnow> You were supposed to get
<dranger> fuck that
<dranger> that can eat my ass
<Chelle> he turned into a pussy
<Chelle> lol
<dranger> yes
<dranger> im a pussy
<spoonitnow> I'm lol'ing
<dranger> because i have to pay an extra $500
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<dranger> to receive training that is basically useless and i could learn with my unit
<dranger> WOW, THERES THE ENEMY
<Chelle> blah blah blah
<Chelle> things isnt going your way
<dranger> *points gun and shoots*
<dranger> ez game
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> who paid for the plane ticket
<Chelle> wah wah wah
<dranger> i did
<dranger> ty USMC again lol
<dranger> i like how chelle puts things in perspective :)
<dranger> lol
<spoonitnow> So let me get this straight
<spoonitnow> You're getting EXACTLY what you went in for
<spoonitnow> And you're mad about it
<dranger> i didnt get it to fly across the country and back in the same day
<dranger> lol
<dranger> or to get bitched out by some fat ass master guns
<dranger> for doing EXACTLY what im supposed to do
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<Chelle> uhm
<Chelle> i could have told you that people were going to yell aand scream at you
<dranger> lol
<Chelle> and if you cant handle that, then you shouldnt have signed up in the first place
<dranger> ...
<Chelle> but im loopy from meds
<dranger> i think i can handle that considering i made it through boot camp....
<Chelle> but you cant make it through this?
<spoonitnow> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opAJtwyujvo
spoonitnow> The few
<spoonitnow> The proud
<spoonitnow> THE MARINES
<dranger> im mostly pissed off about the fact that i have to pay for two more plane tickets that more than likely WONT be reimbursed
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> ya we arent going to be able to sympathize too much :P
<dranger> because it will go down that I fucked up
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> it sounds like it sucks
<SpeedcakeIsMobile> but then Id say , lfdo
<dranger> lol
<dranger> yea
<dranger> im pretty much done ranting
<dranger> fuck em
<dranger> they want to give me another week of getting drunk and playing pokers, ill take it
<spoonitnow> Wow there are like 500 of these commercials I could link to
<spoonitnow> No way I could go through and find the perfect one for the occasion
<dranger> lol
<dranger> god i <3 irc
<dranger> :)
