Just got banned from 2+2

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11-30-2009, 11:15 PM

Just got banned from 2+2

Yo peeps,

Just got a temp ban from 2+2.... I had a 17k day and gave out over $800 to members there...maybe they don't like money?

Anyway, I'm a semi-pro, full pro next summer when I play the UKIPT circuit.

I have a big mouth (hopefully yall can handle it).. considering I might not go back to 2+2... I make dozens of successful transfers and get banned lol.

I have some crazy days where I just give out money...is this okay with you?

Thanks,

Ryan Drake
11-30-2009, 11:27 PM
BooG690

I smell a scam. Something real fishy. Therefore:

:lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:

and hopefully BAN.
11-30-2009, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BooG690

I smell a scam. Something real fishy. Therefore:

:lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock: :lock:

and hopefully BAN.

unreal. I'm not a scam, just a baller....take a look for yourself bud

img502.imageshack.us/img502/6776/65730790.jpg
11-30-2009, 11:34 PM
bigspenda73

welcome

I can haz cheeseburger?
11-30-2009, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

welcome

I can haz cheeseburger?

I'm a vegetarian, so you can have a veggie burger lmao

But seriously, I was tilted in my first post. I'm a good person... hell, I don't even kill flies (or eat meat)

I hope to have some fun on this forum :D
11-30-2009, 11:48 PM
d0zer

stop trying to buy my friendship.

I will however, accept sexual favors. The warm, loving touch of a man reminds me of better times...
11-30-2009, 11:48 PM
JKDS

I haz a hotdog!
11-30-2009, 11:52 PM

I like this forum already :D :D
11-30-2009, 11:52 PM
a500lbgorilla

I eat fly meat.
11-30-2009, 11:55 PM
spoonitnow

Double entendre itt
12-01-2009, 12:05 AM
givememyleg

hi, when will you be giving your presentation?
12-01-2009, 12:28 AM
kmind

I am ready for my friendship to be bought. "suitsus" at FTP.

Also, gmml I think the seats are arranged by last name this time so can I PLEASE sit next to you? I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.
12-01-2009, 12:33 AM
Ragnar4

hell yeah, I promise if you randomly ship me mubnee that I will not be doing anything in my power at all to get you banned.

Since you're not a woman, I will not be posting the gratuitous Tits or GTFO. See you in BC where you can make me a better player. please? no seriously.. please?
12-01-2009, 12:44 AM
givememyleg

my friendship costs either $1,000 or a nice pair of (non-virtual) titties
12-01-2009, 12:47 AM
bigspenda73

married men can't speak like that gmmbb
12-01-2009, 01:01 AM
wufwugy

gmmbb isnt like normal married men. gmmbb is special. gmmbb is on a mission. gmmbb does what he wants. gmmbb will do anything if you'll just ghhbb
12-01-2009, 02:49 AM
boost

Quote:

Originally Posted by d0zer

stop trying to buy my friendship.

I will however, accept sexual favors. The warm, loving touch of a man reminds me of better times...

oh, to feel the sensuous, velcro-like scrape, of a mans 5 o-clock shadow on your inner thigh..
12-01-2009, 04:12 AM
XTR1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmind

I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.

Dont call me fat!
12-01-2009, 05:56 AM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by XTR1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmind

I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.

Dont call me fat!

Put down the Zebra cakes, Mt. XTR.
12-01-2009, 06:33 AM
kiwiMark

Quote:

Originally Posted by XTR1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmind

I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.

Dont call me fat!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyxaS...eature=related
12-01-2009, 06:42 AM
bigspenda73

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by XTR1000

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmind

I'm always next to that smelly fat kid.

Dont call me fat!

Put down the Zebra cakes, Mt. XTR.

I'm crazy some zebra cakes son
12-01-2009, 08:04 AM
bode

wife came home from the grocery yesterday with the little christmas tree cakes. nom nom.
12-01-2009, 08:27 AM
givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

gmmbb isnt like normal married men. gmmbb is special. gmmbb is on a mission. gmmbb does what he wants. gmmbb will do anything if you'll just ghhbb

uh huh! :cool:

oh also i still am not sure what the bb stands for.
12-01-2009, 10:02 AM
a500lbgorilla

Balls back.

And before you ask, balls is a colloquial term for testicles, those dangling doo-dads your wife has firmly in her grasp.
12-01-2009, 03:32 PM
wufwugy

I believe the term stems from the TR of the wedding night
12-01-2009, 03:38 PM
speedcake

mmmmmmm, zebra cakes.

nomnomnomnom
12-01-2009, 04:24 PM
givememyleg

oh maybe blue balls, ha! i guess balls back would work too
12-01-2009, 05:46 PM
Micro2Macro

can u buy me a hooker?

u can have her when im done i promise
12-01-2009, 08:01 PM
Halv

wait, you got married?

and

WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?
12-02-2009, 05:25 PM
triumphant cracker

so..what you're sayin is...it's now just 2+1 since you left....
12-02-2009, 05:28 PM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

wait, you got married?

and

WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?

It was the first night of the rest of his life.
12-02-2009, 05:56 PM
Galapogos

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

wait, you got married?

and

WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?

She's saving herself for a special night.
12-02-2009, 06:13 PM
wufwugy

gmmbb is getting D.E.N.N.I.S.'d
12-02-2009, 08:03 PM
givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

wait, you got married?

and

WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?

yes

and

actually i said i was too tired :cool:
12-02-2009, 09:13 PM
kingnat

Quote:

Originally Posted by givememyleg

Quote:

Originally Posted by HalvSame

wait, you got married?

and

WAIT, YOU GOT BLUE BALLED ON YOUR _WEDDING NIGHT_?

yes

and

actually i said i like dudes.
12-02-2009, 10:24 PM
surviva316

Quote:

Originally Posted by wufwugy

gmmbb is getting D.E.N.N.I.S.'d

can't be if he isn't being engaged physically.
12-02-2009, 11:23 PM
bikes

i love urbandictionary filling me in on pop culture references that i miss
12-03-2009, 03:14 AM
Jack Sawyer

Ok balla, i'll put you to the test.

I need a new Audi Q7 V8 TDI. Brand new only please and with the optional adaptive air suspension. Any color will do.
Should be like half a buy-in at your stakes, amirite?
12-03-2009, 08:46 AM
Halv

Quote:

Originally Posted by givememyleg

yes

and

actually i said i was too tired :cool:

congrats

and

condolances

"too tired" is code for "when I finally got to see my precious wife naked, my junk stopped working", yea?
12-03-2009, 09:40 AM
flomo

pics of that hot wife please?
12-03-2009, 09:44 AM
WillburForce

funbags or GTFO
12-04-2009, 12:57 AM
mbiz

hai guyz i give out money can i be friend? want money - send me your pw so i can trasnfer! HERES PROOF proof.jpg
12-04-2009, 08:10 AM
Kits

Quote:

Originally Posted by givememyleg

hi, when will you be giving your presentation?

This needs way more love....sooooo funny! That thread was hilarious.
12-04-2009, 08:45 AM
GatorJH

damn I picked a bad week to miss out on Comm forum posts.

Did I miss the presentation? Did that hot secretary with the awesome funbags show up again wearing that top.......you know the one......

Welcome to BB land GMML. Know you will know the REAL meaning of hookers and blow.

Oh, and yes my friendship can be bought. Actually I am pretty cheap in that regard.

Finally, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12-04-2009, 01:13 PM
yourfather

Bill Belichick?

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