I might have the hiv.
thoughts?
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I might have the hiv.
thoughts?
/suicide
At least you don't have AIDS.
have you been day dreaming about cock? cuz its likely that youve caught the ghey.
i lol'd
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In case this is a serious question:
Nah, you're safe. Contrary to common belief it's actually quite hard to get infected from HIV. As long as she (he?) didn't exactly bleed into your food there's nothing to worry about.
D0zer can't be sure he/she didn't bleed into his food. The chef can't even be 100% positive he/she didn't bleed into the food.
HIV is an overrated virus though. I wouldn't worry too much. Take Magic Johnson, for example.
I can't be sure they didn't bleed into the food as I wasn't watching them prepare it.
Let's say they did bleed into the food, wat are my odds of getting the hiv? Do they decrease if it was a more acidic food? Cooking can't kill the HIV right? it's too powerful I heard?
is this srs?
I'd be freaking the fuck out if I were d0zer.
There are only 4 ways of contracting the HIV virus:
- Having sex with an infected person.
- Sharing a needle (shooting drugs) with someone who's infected
- Being born when the mother is infected, or drinking the breast milk of an infected woman.
- Getting a transfusion of blood from an infected blood donor used to be a way people got AIDS, but now the blood supply is screened very carefully and the risk is extremely low.
The virus is only passed either by needle or by direct contact with the infected person. I wouldn't worry about it too much.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...on-179903.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
what if it was a cake that I had sex with?
You totally have the HIV. have as much unprotected sex with the dirtiest, nastiest prostitutes in your area in order to "clean up the pool". The HIV is now the official "take one for the team" virus. You have 7 years to make it happen.
In the words of Captain Picard: Engage.
you already had the hiv so go figure
So wait... He cooked for himself??Quote:
Originally Posted by Bbickes
Depends on whether or not the cake is a gay.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
I would be interested in hearing why this retarded thread shouldn't be locked.
I ate food prepared by a man and now I'm afraid that I'm a man. So I'm right there with you, buddy.
Why should it be locked and who do you know that has been affected by the virus?Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
This would set an awful precedent in the Commune.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
I remember on Home and Away when Joey cut himself and bled into the food and threw it all in the bin and then ran away 'cause he didn't want to tell the girl he liked. It may have been the other way round.
Mostly because if 'retarded' was a valid criterion for locking threads then we wouldn't have a commune :?:Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
relax baby, I'm just taking a piss.
I have several close friends who are HIV positive.Quote:
Originally Posted by BankItDrew
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Originally Posted by Warpe
"my nephew has down syndrome"
"my girlfriend is jewish"
"I have a baby"
"I am a mormon"
all lines that are used to try to guilt people into not having a sense of humor. Srsly, I agree this thread should be locked if youve never made/intend to make fun of a retard, a racist joke, a dead baby joke, or any other joke that could potentially cause offense to a sub-group and their advocates. Other wise, GTFO with your whiny guilt trip drivel.
edit: yes, its harsh, but sometimes the truth is just that, harsh.
I love you d0zer
Hey man, I have several close friends who are retards. I would be interested in hearing why this post shouldn't be striked.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
[x] thread just got good
[x] will be hassled for using checkboxes
[ ] cares
Whoa. Overreact much?Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
Actually, it's just find the pseudo ignorance/fail attempt at humor very lame.
In that case I'll double down.Quote:
Originally Posted by Galapogos
http://i.imgur.com/79sp4.jpg
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Originally Posted by Warpe
and you being a moderator, I find your suggestion that this thread be locked very lame.
Then you didn't read my original post very closely. If I was truly offended I would've just locked it. I don't need to ask permissionQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
so then are you suggesting that you were only mock offended by the unsympathetic views posted in this thread about the terminal illness several of your friends have?
I mean, which is it? You dug a hole, and now you are trying to laugh it off and make me look like the one who overreacted.
^^^^^^^Quote:
I would be interested in hearing why this retarded thread shouldn't be locked.
exact quote
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Originally Posted by Warpe
Ok, so either you were on a crazy level from the start, using the word "retarded" for its ironic value in the context that you are scolding people who make fun of hivies, or you have friends that have the gaids and you are serious but since there was a backlash you are pretending that youre joking.
If its a level, then gg sir, you got me. But with that being said, it was a pretty meh level.
The hilarity of your posts has been on a bit of a downswing in this thread. But I approve of the above.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...0s/down2cv.jpg
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Originally Posted by BooG690
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I actually don't give a fuck what you think, sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
I don't have any need nor desire to defend my opinion of OP's retardedness. If he was serious then he is ignorant and if he was making a joke then it just wasn't funny, imho, which makes the OP retarded any way you look at it. Simple as that.
Also, I have no need to walk back my remarks for some dubious acceptance by the cool kids. I'm a long, long way from high school, although some of you apparently aren't.
I gave you a fastball down the middle and instead of hitting it out of the park - you stepped into it and walked to first.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
edit: I wrote some shit, but it really was just inflammatory, and pointless.
Id just like to say, warpe, your knee jerk reaction was pretty lame, and Id hope that as a mod youd be more objective and not jump to being the humor police.
when applied to this thread, this pic makes me laugh on multiple levels.
http://www.stickycomics.com/wp-conte...hip_pencil.jpg
Quite the fitting picture.
Guys I just got off the phone with my doc
... you can't contract manhood through prepared food. Turns out it's hereditary, you get it from your father
What a relief.
Terrible thread. daven should be ashamed of himself.
All I could think about when I read this lol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
YouTube - Cartman has AIDS
everybody has aids! aids, aids, aids!
this. i don't know anyone who has HIV, and i have to strain to think of someone who knows someone who does, and i'm not offended by this thread at all. so as an objective measurer of funniness of jokey-ocity, op is like a 2 on the lol-o-meter (which ldo is a 1-10 metric).Quote:
Originally Posted by Warpe
lol at warpe being accused for censorship with his initial post. if anything boost is guilty of censorship and being oversensitive on the issue by being like ZOMG NO ONE CAN MAKE JOKES ABOUT LOCKING THREADS! DID YOU KNOW THAT EVERY SINGLE DAY 10 MORE THREADS WILL BE DIAGNOSED WITH BEING-LOCKED-BY-MODS-SYNDROM!
/taking sides
Fuck you man, just fuck you :xQuote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
lol @ censoring the censor
right, but the issue is not that he joked about locking it, the issue is, given that he has friends with the gaids, he clearly was serious on some level. If he wasnt serious, but is offended for his friends, then Im pretty sure he could be diagnosed as a schitzo.Quote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
Well, I am a Gemini.
Yay! I am not in the forefront of an FTR controversy. i am moving up the FTR ladder. WOOT!
FWIW, cousin in Winnipeg has Downs, and I still laugh at the jokes. I don't laugh at any abuse, but jokes, sure.
Omfg jyms is going to hell
^^^ threadsaver
jfc too skinny though. I mean I'd nail her even if she had the aids (which she probably does), but I'd use a rubber for sure.
Not too skinny imo. Snaphit.
borderline gay postQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
hell i'd bang her borrowing d0zers condom...
Leminzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz itt
I don't like how you can see the outline of her rib cage inbetween her terts
Ur focusing on the wrong things.
I like the fact I can see nips through bikini.
the skinnier the better
because they all put on weight over time