Haikus itt, possibly even poker related
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Haikus itt, possibly even poker related
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Fail in above post
Start this thread without Haiku
Oh no he didn't
Luco is so gay
He asks us to post haikus
Join Brokeback Poker
Bufu and bigred
sitting in a tree tree tree
BuFu I N G
Haiku yet I see
As bare as winter here
First, anyone?
I regulate fish
In the Beginners Circle
I will ban your ass
Noble speaks the Truth
not one is correct please try
five seven and five
miscounted spoons so
I pray I don't get banned now
dude please forgive me
Spoon fail haiku
Read the form again, sir
I await growth
It has been done.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ly-159532.html
^^
as per tradition
shouldn't it be seventeen
and might yours be lean
Counting syllables
Something Supa and Noble
Can not seem to do
?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
first incorrect imoQuote:
Originally Posted by NobleTruths
Haiku - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Haiku... is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Although haiku are often stated to have 17 syllables,[2] this is inaccurate as syllables and moras are not the same.
Fail is L O L
Bigred is the man for sure
Supa hates haikus
Isn't fail 2 syllables?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
fail fail fail fail failQuote:
Originally Posted by JL
fail fail fail fail fail fail fail
fail fail fail fail fail
Only if you speak engrish.Quote:
Originally Posted by JL
Well I am Canadian so...Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
A wise voice spokeQuote:
Originally Posted by JL
Count moras, and others
Seek truth, grow
Haikus are stupid
This thread can eat a fat dick
With extra mustard
oh my fuckin god
what the fuck is wrong with you
guys, get fucking jobs
fuck getting a job
jobs are for pussies and tits
they are for the sex
The sex you speak of...
Penis and pussy unite
Creating babies
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
what the fuck BuFu
this thread had big potential
please GTFO
I wrote a pack of filthy limericks just so i'd be eligible.
There once was a man named trebeck
who had the world's tiniest dick!
a four on the river...
broken mouse pieces,
make patterns on my floor
I lol'dQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Dearest sir B Bickes (I'm hoping Bickes is one syllable :rolleyes: and if it's two then -sir)
why must all your talk always
turn to dicks? ...... u gay?
quote the raven, 'nevermore'Quote:
Originally Posted by ryokan
jesus christ your avatar omfgQuote:
Originally Posted by ryokan
Dear haiku haters
Does your penis reach your ass?
Then go fuck yourself
Dear Lucothefish
It will be hard to do so
With it in your mouth
Haiku dialogue
Mouth tastes of salty cheddar
Lol bigredaments
guide to beat poker:
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Then you profit bitch
kazuki asouQuote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
could have at least said
in a language we all know
so all can google
i'm pretty sure i just beat my dick to deathQuote:
Originally Posted by ryokan
interesting haikuQuote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Thankyou Ryokan
Now something salvageable
Has come from this thread
I see you driving
round town with the girl I love
And I'm like, haiku
Yeah I stole it, whatcha gonna do about it?!?
Spoon is a douche
King of the BC
Now he grinds them dimes
Fat chicks need love too
They sure as hell gotta pay
Bigred's got the tab
Shit, messed this one up.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roid_Rage
Should be:
Fat chicks need love too,
Double the weight, half the price!
Bigred's got the tab
why a haiku thread?
refuse to participate.
oh ok then, fine.
haikus can be fun
even if they don't make much sense
refrigerators
salad bumps here sir
do not have much else to add
haikus are awesome
Need to pee badly
Will have to wait for a bit
Stupid fucking NARB
working on project
econometrics is gay
fuck you FTR