FUCK MY LAPTOP A;LSKFJ;ASLKDJF;ALSKDJF

my laptop was freezing up a ton today. don't know why, and don't know how it managed to time freezing up as amazingly as it was doing:

HAND 1:

villain is a reg, who's clearly never ever ever folding when he commits this much to the pot:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP2 ($371.65)
CO ($99.80)
Hero (Button) ($252.70)
SB ($377.75)
BB ($126.95)
UTG ($100)
UTG+1 ($278.65)
MP1 ($310.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...es/diamond.gif, Ahttp://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...lies/spade.gif
5 folds, Hero bets $3, 1 fold, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $23, BB raises to $49, 1 fold

Total pot: $48.10 | Rake: $0

HAND 2:
villain is a lagg who thinks i'm a huge spewtard. he has an 88% cbet, and 1/5 fold to flop raise and 4/5 cbet turn. so there's like no way to not get a big pot going here right? wrong:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($105.65)
UTG ($100)
MP1 ($102.50)
MP2 ($100)
CO ($111.20)
Button ($104.15)
Hero (SB) ($102)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ilies/club.gif, 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...lies/heart.gif
UTG bets $3, 4 folds, Hero calls $2.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($7) 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...lies/spade.gif, Khttp://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...lies/spade.gif, 8http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...es/diamond.gif (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $4, Hero folds

Total pot: $7 | Rake: $0.35

LMAO epic

hand 1 is the most worthy HH i've ever seen posted in this forum. that shit is so fucking tilting.

HOLLY SHIT IS ALL I CAN SAY!

It's amazing how ones computer can time shizz like this. I feel ya Bro!!

O M G

good folds. u can never be too careful

i can understand the fold in hand 1, by hand 2 with quads???? are you sick in the head?????

'Hahaha! Sick beat!

IF YOUR LAPTOP IS FREEZING YOU HAVE TWO CHOISES: fix it and play or don't... why in the hell do you still play if you know that the thing is going to freeze?!

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^One reason.

Another is likely because many players need to play a certain # of hands a month to maintain their status for rakeback/bonuses, and sometimes redeposit bonuses and the like. Not to mention he's a huge poker degen.
He's a big boy though and has his reasons for what he does. Your comment might have been funny if this post wasn't more than a month old. Now it's just beating a dead horse.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Acemonk

IF YOUR LAPTOP IS FREEZING YOU HAVE TWO CHOISES: fix it and play or don't... why in the hell do you still play if you know that the thing is going to freeze?!

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THIS

You do realize that this BS with your computer has probably already cost you more than the price of a new computer or better internet service.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) - Party-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (MP2) ($9.67)
MP3 ($5.07)
CO ($4.29)
Button ($4.03)
SB ($1.95)
BB ($8.31)
UTG ($5.12)
UTG+1 ($5.04)
MP1 ($4.01)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with :ac:, :as:
3 folds, Hero bets $0.17, 4 folds, BB calls $0.12

Flop: ($0.36) :ah:, :9d:, :9s: (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.36) :7c: (2 players)
BB bets $0.10, Hero folds

oh wow!
I just closed my own poker game because of a couple hefty bad beats in a row, seeing this made me feel bad about being upset over my puny bad beats (NL10)

Have a glass of whiskey! :D I know I would!


(also Hi, new to the forums!)