Variance

11am today - Breakfast - 5 Actimels

3pm today - Win a $10k pot.

4pm today - Scrape together as much change as I can (£37.77 in 1 and 2p's) to go to asda to buy toothpaste and toilet roll.

Jesus, that's expenisve toothpaste and bog roll. I shop at Morrisson's and those itmes would cost me like £2.50 or something.

Variance for me is pollum or weed.

nh

having nothing for breakfast but 5 actimels Id need the toilet paper right away

the change was used to buy 48 sausages and 4 loaves of bread, the cardboard from used toilet rolls works nearly as well as actual toilet roll.

Back in my student days, I remember running out of bog paper and using a newspaper. I found a picture of Stan Collymore in his Villa kit and wiped away with a grin.

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Originally Posted by OngBonga

Back in my student days, I remember running out of bog paper and using a newspaper. I found a picture of Stan Collymore in his Villa kit and wiped away with a grin.

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hahaha

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Originally Posted by OngBonga

Back in my student days, I remember running out of bog paper and using a newspaper. I found a picture of Stan Collymore in his Villa kit and wiped away with a grin.

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a happy wipe. Ulrika would be proud.

I want some £37 toothpaste.

playmoney's a bitch, huh

fffffuuuu should've gone for some extreme satire about how the US dollar is weak instead.

Davina McCall once said that dangling over a bridge on a bungee rope was the most terrifying and dangerous thing she's ever done. She must be forgetting that she dated Stan Collymore.

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Originally Posted by OngBonga

Davina McCall once said that dangling over a bridge on a bungee rope was the most terrifying and dangerous thing she's ever done. She must be forgetting that she dated Stan Collymore.

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lolage

Pretty sure I don't understand a single thing that has been said in this thread.

I'm guessing you're not English then.

Have you every heard of Stan Collymore, Davina McCall or Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka Johnsonn?

Stan is a tossbag girlfriend beating former English footballer,
Davina is that bit of MILF that presents Big Brother in England,
Ulrika-ka-ka-ka is a Swdeish former weathergirl-turned-slut who's shagged just about every D-list footballer, and one B-list manager. I will add that Ulrika is a top bird, as one would expect of a Swedish slut.

There's your overview. Now lol.

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Galapogos wins this thread, and I quote everything he says for truth

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hahha! Quality.

May i just say

UVAVU

ERANU

WTFDTM?

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Originally Posted by OngBonga

WTFDTM?

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You're the one who posted Ulrika-ka-ka-ka-ka

For shame

Ulrika-ka-ka-ka is funny in England, it's pretty much her name now after years of piss taking from Vic and Bob in the brilliant Shooting Stars.

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Originally Posted by OngBonga

Ulrika-ka-ka-ka is funny in England, it's pretty much her name now after years of piss taking from Vic and Bob in the brilliant Shooting Stars.

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Which is where uvavu and eranu come from :D

See, even the English can't understand the other English.

Indeed. A mate of mine was dating a European woman for a while, I can't remamber her name because it sounded like Uvavu, so that's what her name became. My mate didn't find it very amusing, but it made me piss every time.

Brown booze for baby.

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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

See, even the English can't understand the other English.

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+1

But if I may be allowed to dispel one stereotype today, I'd just like to say that 87% of us brits actually brush twice a day and floss and use mouthwash.

I rarely understand anybody, I'm usually too stoned.