Heey
i was wondering if you were a minor (under 18) when you started playing poker, is it then possible to withdraw you money when you are 18? or can the poker site refuse to give you the money, since you earned them when you were a minor?
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Heey
i was wondering if you were a minor (under 18) when you started playing poker, is it then possible to withdraw you money when you are 18? or can the poker site refuse to give you the money, since you earned them when you were a minor?
yeah, you're screwed man.
But I can totally help. Transfer your money to me, then I'll send you a check for the amount after I withdraw it. PM me with your address.
okay, i'll just go and do that.. or not :)
Good eye, kid. It's not always easy to tell the untrustworthy from honest folk like your truly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickolaj
Now just ship those winnings my way and I'll have my assistant draft up a check, how's that sound?
lol, wtf is this place?
A place not generally openly friendly to helping underagers gambol online.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickolaj
"openly" ... now if you'll just follow me into this alley with your parent's credit cards we can get you sorted out right quick.
Hi, I am lonely. Would you like to be friends?
http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/316/predatorw.jpg
I was just gonna be friends with him sir, honest I was.
This needs to go on the front pageQuote:
Originally Posted by Nickolaj
Change your name on the site to your moms and withdraw to her bank acc? if they ask for id have her help. if your parents aren't willing to help you're pretty much screwed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nickolaj
FYI, Mr Kwon, the keeper of the FTR keys, used to facilitate PayPal transfers for me when I wanted to withdraw whilst I was a minor.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Just sayin'
stfu dwarfman, you have canceraids and the clap.
THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE!
daven tells the truth
so glad ur hanging around here dmang
Xianti hasn't posted here in months and is not the "keeper of the FTR keys".Quote:
Originally Posted by ffeJelbaveilebnU
I thought this was gonna be a thread on how to be a success with the minors.
<<<<<<<<<<< very dissapointmented.
You know who was patient zero for canceraids? Hitler. But it was irradiacated in a bunker in 1945. The only way to get canceraids today is to get it from his corpsey remains.
I knew there was something wrong with that Hitler guy, I just couldn't put my finger on it. Glad I didn't put my finger on it as well. No canceraids for me.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Minors work pretty good if you're after crappie and sometimes bass but pink worms and chicken livers work better if you are after catfish. Tuffie minors are best for crappie cause they're small. For bass , then I would get some shiners.
This is something that I'd say. DON'T STEAL MY GIG, FISH-BOY!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasquach991
Also, Chilean Minors?
Chili Ann Meyers? I've never heard of it, what's the recipe?
1lb ground Ann Meyers
1 large onion
1 can tomato sauce
1 can diced tomatoes
1 can red kidney beans
pepper and chili powder to taste
In Cincinnati, they serve Chili Ann Meyers over nude dolls.
Damn, I'm allergic to onions, tomatoes, and taste.
It's ok, I heard Ann Meyers had no taste.She wore white shoes after labour day.
Ann Meyers is an anagram of yarn semen.
Anagram is an anagram of Ana Gram, best friend of Ann Meyers.
BennyLaRue is an anagram of Benny LaRue, best friend of Benny Meyers, father of Ann Meyers.
Who himself had no father.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
This thread has been a great success!
You should see when we get together. He's all like, "Hey, Benny" and we both say "What?" because he's really that stupid.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
This thread is almost perfect but something critical is missing, here.
http://embed.break.com/MzY1OTEz
NSFW you lamers.
My apologies, I didn't realise you had become extremely anal.Quote:
Originally Posted by courtiebee
Allow me to rephrase - Mr Kwon, an administrator of flopturnriver.com
Xianti, or Mr. Kwon as you called him, is no longer affiliated with FTR.
Nice try!Quote:
Originally Posted by jyms
My point is, even if he is not anymore (and I still believe he is), he WAS co-owner of this website - so I am demonstrating that it is hypocritical of this website to be scathing of anything that encourages minors gambling.
oh well lookit mister righteous, fighting hypocrisy at every turn.
he doesn't do it for money or recognition, he does it to make the world a better place
At what point did I say I was fighting it? I am demonstrating it, showing how ridiculous this website can be sometimes.Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
quit being a nitpicky dick over something I said tongue & cheek and go spread your canceraids elsewhere :xQuote:
Originally Posted by ffeJelbaveilebnU
Less serious talk and more recipes for chili please
WTS pictures of my dick.
go away trollQuote:
Originally Posted by ffeJelbaveilebnU
Nah.Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
http://i.imgur.com/KqE2I.jpg
dmang, why are you so mad?
Best way to get to Chile is by air, ldo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Donachello
If your flight path takes you over the Andes, it's a good idea to bring extra food, or at least some spices and some sort of tenderizing agent...just in case. If the fat ppl don't die in the crash, whack em when no one is looking.
Define mad?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
BANNED
u mad.
I'm sorry, what?Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
is this actually dman? i liked dman!
dwarfman challange mang!
Yeah people who steal mahnies go from "the guy who invented that super awesome challenge" to "Persona non grata" really quickly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sykedupp
'Tis really me. How have you been?Quote:
Originally Posted by Sykedupp
We all liked dwarfman, but he got canceraids. There's no saving him, we can only save ourselves.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sykedupp
I remember fondly us trying to raise money to give dwarfman a bankroll only to have Fnord lecture us on how in the wrong we were. Only to then have rippytyde defend the dwarfman collection collective.
Strange to see how time has shown the wrong from the right.
I rarely, if ever, get pms
I did steal the money but not a lot of it - do your research before you claim that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
The fact that some dimwits on this website somehow believe I stole a lot money is the main reason I continue to troll here.
csbQuote:
Originally Posted by genericaccount7
btw, bee saying XMan is no longer with FTR got me searching. Does he have a goodbye FTR post anywhere? Seems weird for him to just be like "peace out girl scouts" without a goodbye
Theft of any amount is still theft.Quote:
Originally Posted by genericaccount7
While I can condone stealing bread to feed your family: as far as poker players go, we're only one notch above being simple con-men. Our integrity at a poker table is all that we (as a collective) have. Your choice to steal even a few pennies reflects poorly on everyone who's ever sat down at the felt, more importantly it dually reflects negatively on one of the tightest coolest online communities around.
"yeah but I only raped her a little" still gets you 15-20 man.
"yeah but I only stole a little" at the poker table STILL gets your thumbs broken. Since we're not in a dirty backroom in Texas, instead you get ostracized by anyone, and everyone that remembers the canceraids you gave yourself.
YOU made the choice to be a whore. We simply remind you it was the worst choice you've ever made. Hopefully in the future you don't accept money for sex again. The lesson was the canceraids you caught.
Also: Fuck you.
I know, this came as a shock to me, but I have been AFK for like 18 months.... but I made the same search and came up with nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sykedupp
Seriously Xman's gone?? Wtf, I thought he was he just went to more of a behind the scenes role.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ragnar4
What I said was, I did not steal ANY money, it was given to me and the fact that I stole nothing and people like you think I did, is the very reason I troll FTR.
.Quote:
Originally Posted by genericaccount8
I kind of wish you would try to sue for libel as funny as I think that is. You have created gimmick accounts to the contrary of our sites rules and have been in the wrong from the beginning, and to think you could sue for libel on a pseudonym on a internet forum is laughable. Stop PM'ing me, because I will not respond, I have nothing to do with the "dwarfman Saga" anymore and I will not deal with your behavior or accounts bannings since I will no longer ban you. Best thing for all of FTR to do is just not respond. He's feeding off of the responses. Leave him be, pretending we care. It should be enough knowing how much of a failure he will be in life, without so many people he once called friends that will no longer respond to him.
In fact, I think I will try to gather enough evidence to possibly have Stars look into your account. You played underage, we know who you are, and we have enough threads and discussion on our site to possibly have it looked at. Sounds like a fun little project, in fact, $50 to anyone that finds a way to have Dwarfman's Stars account seized and locked, or any other poker account he may have. I bet if there is enough money in a poker account to hurt him, others may pony up some dough as well.
Yeah, but the thing is that no one is going to go through with any of this. No one will get dwarfman's accounts closed, no one is going to be sued for libel, no wars are going to be fought over this silliness.
What will happen is that dwarfman won't have control of his own words on the forum. So if you argue with him, you're arguing with a wall. And if that wall thinks he is to be heard, he won't be.
{canceraids quarenteened - a500lbgorilla}