I went on holiday and I packed
my swimming trunks
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I went on holiday and I packed
my swimming trunks
I couldn't take my goggles
I also couldn't take my camera
I did take my shirt though
what else did I take?
Your bloodstream which has been overtaken whole-sale by some strange disease.
No, I couldn't take my bloodstream.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
It shows.
And then you died of the monkey disease.
Did you pack your sunblock and vaseline?
It's moot now. He's dead.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
I didn't see that coming. So young and vital just a few hours ago.
nope niether of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
I did also take tangerine.
I wanted to pack a can of vimto after that but couldn't.
But i decided to pack an earhair plucker.
did you at least pack flippers?
condoms?
If you couldn't pack Vimto could you manage a Sprite?
I couldn't pack any of the above I'm afraid.
After the earhair plucker I wanted to pack a dildo but couldn't, a can of lager but couldn't, some pot but couldn't.
I did pack rizzla though.
What next...hmmmmmmmm?
cell phone charger ldo
An American flag?
no i couldn't!Quote:
Originally Posted by philly and the phanatics
I did sir!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Then I wanted to pack some apples but couldn't, couldn't take any pears.
That's a shame. I'll pack you a grapefruit and leave you to do the rest of your packing sir
wanted to pack Massive Jugs 4 - my fav porn but couldn't.
Had to settle on Gay Cowboys and their Horses.
Why thank you. Seems I couldn't take Gay Cowboys and their Horses after all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
gotta take some weatherproof shizzle.
Not my mac, not my windbreaker. Trechcoat it is.
Sounds more like a lucky escape to me
im very confused
don't be confused - just help me pack.
After the trecnhcoat I packed my fav teddy Tarka.
Then off course my anal beads got packed.
Shame I didn't have the gay porn to watch...
anything else I should take?
definitely need a blow up doll...you know...for a penis pillow.
Did you take your suitcase, the contents therein are as follows – two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls?
Did you pack the Church of Scientology?
You drive. You drive. I think there's something wrong with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
http://i846.photobucket.com/albums/a...z202034808.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I was gonna suggest a cheeky gram as a challenge.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Willbur, how would you rate your chances of getting one through the airport?
a cock
you're all wrong. (Apart from Luco)
After my anal beads I packed a spastic.
Then decided i liked Spoons suggestion and packed cock.
Then you need KY, clearly.
yup, I'll be taking the KY.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
pics?
lol rilla wins ....<3 hunter s thompson
I also went on vacation.......
no! I didn't have my camera and I couldn't take pics anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by flomo
(I'm goona keep keep going, entertain myself. Luco and Benny are good at packing though.)
Next up I put my favoutite Yoko Ono album in my suitcase.
welcome back.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
The Orangutan you took probably enjoyed this CDQuote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
you're right I took him. Hard to get in the suitcase. Ginger arms all over the place.Quote:
Originally Posted by DropTheBanana
has this thread begun to make sense yet?
It's an old campfire gameQuote:
Originally Posted by boost
You just have to keep playing until it makes sense
I refuse.
Quote:
Originally Posted by DropTheBanana
hmmm, sounds like a line straight from pedo bears mouth.
this thread makes no sense at all, tried to reverse and failed.
The orangutan will require some food.
You can't pack bird eggs, insects, oranges or mango, but nachos are ok
ok I get it now.
you took
a) a large bomb
b) a gun aka plan b
fun game
afraid you can't take either of those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Trikflow77
you could take a silencer.
No, and I don't care what anyone else says.Quote:
Originally Posted by boost
It's a puzzle, but one of those puzzles so bad that you feel worse for having figured it out... like when you smell something really off and it leads you to the bathroom trashbin in your gf's apartment.
Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I threw up.. just a little, in my mouth.
did you pack a really large dose of suppository for that unfortunate poblem you have and a yellow rubber glove for the customs man to use ?
nope - couldn't take that with me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_MM
I packed rilla though.
I think you enjoyed it really, airfist pumped, high-fived the dog and did a little victory dance when you figured it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
I'd let you assume I've figured it out but all I'm doing is sniffing on wisps of foul air.Quote:
Originally Posted by WillburForce
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
Well I packed my abacus next.
sunglasses and a straw hat?
yep. I'll take those.Quote:
Originally Posted by Keith_MM
Couldn't take my stetson or my sombrero
I'll make do with trilby.
YELLING BABIES
Well, if you're going to pack yelling babies, you might as well pack your sombrero after all.
I see the force is strong with you two.
If you're taking a sombrero, oreos are delicious, you should pack them too.
And Honey, what is that smell? I think it's coming from the bathroom.
mmmmmmmm oreos.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Pack the sanitary towels as well.