I went on holiday and I packed
my swimming trunks
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I went on holiday and I packed
my swimming trunks
I couldn't take my goggles
I also couldn't take my camera
I did take my shirt though
what else did I take?
Your bloodstream which has been overtaken whole-sale by some strange disease.
It shows.
And then you died of the monkey disease.
Did you pack your sunblock and vaseline?
I wanted to pack a can of vimto after that but couldn't.
But i decided to pack an earhair plucker.
did you at least pack flippers?
condoms?
If you couldn't pack Vimto could you manage a Sprite?
I couldn't pack any of the above I'm afraid.
After the earhair plucker I wanted to pack a dildo but couldn't, a can of lager but couldn't, some pot but couldn't.
I did pack rizzla though.
What next...hmmmmmmmm?
cell phone charger ldo
An American flag?
That's a shame. I'll pack you a grapefruit and leave you to do the rest of your packing sir
wanted to pack Massive Jugs 4 - my fav porn but couldn't.
Had to settle on Gay Cowboys and their Horses.
gotta take some weatherproof shizzle.
Not my mac, not my windbreaker. Trechcoat it is.
Sounds more like a lucky escape to me
im very confused
don't be confused - just help me pack.
After the trecnhcoat I packed my fav teddy Tarka.
Then off course my anal beads got packed.
Shame I didn't have the gay porn to watch...
anything else I should take?
definitely need a blow up doll...you know...for a penis pillow.
Did you take your suitcase, the contents therein are as follows – two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers; Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls?
Did you pack the Church of Scientology?
a cock
you're all wrong. (Apart from Luco)
After my anal beads I packed a spastic.
Then decided i liked Spoons suggestion and packed cock.
Then you need KY, clearly.
pics?
lol rilla wins ....<3 hunter s thompson
I also went on vacation.......
has this thread begun to make sense yet?
I refuse.
The orangutan will require some food.
You can't pack bird eggs, insects, oranges or mango, but nachos are ok
ok I get it now.
you took
a) a large bomb
b) a gun aka plan b
fun game
It's a puzzle, but one of those puzzles so bad that you feel worse for having figured it out... like when you smell something really off and it leads you to the bathroom trashbin in your gf's apartment.
did you pack a really large dose of suppository for that unfortunate poblem you have and a yellow rubber glove for the customs man to use ?
hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm
Well I packed my abacus next.
sunglasses and a straw hat?
Couldn't take my stetson or my sombrero
I'll make do with trilby.
YELLING BABIES
Well, if you're going to pack yelling babies, you might as well pack your sombrero after all.
I see the force is strong with you two.
If you're taking a sombrero, oreos are delicious, you should pack them too.
And Honey, what is that smell? I think it's coming from the bathroom.