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" I need a house full of navy seals like I need a hole in the head, oh crap"
Still stealing other people's wives?
"Don't worry about those helicopters. I told you they'll never find me here."
Speaking of this, does your grown kid know you're having another kid?Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Just curious what the reaction was.
I can play too!
"Daughter of mine, I swear I will never use you as a human shield...[CIA breaks into home]...ok, this is going to get awkward..."
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Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Yea. I have a 17 year old daughter. Shes pretty pleased.
No. I've stopped this leak.Quote:
Originally Posted by bigred
"Hey it's the Pakistani government coming to tell me the United States has found my new hiding spot so they want to move me to somewhere else because they protect me because terrorism pays and controls and we gotta hold out until at least we can get somebody like Bush back in the White House because he went out of his way to not find me or stop me. George Bush is my friend. I love Republicans because they lie and murder even more than I do, and I respect that"
Dude, it's Osama's final words...not final speechQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Please don't pull that trigger, I've got a speach to give. :)
He talks real fastQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
The Top 8 Ice Cream Flavours, BinLaden's Final Words Jokes ITT and Left-Handed Pitchers of All-Time
8. Sandy Koufax
7. Randy Johnson
6. Chocolate
5. Warren Spahn
4. Mint-Chocolate Chip
3. Spumoni
2. Lefty Grove
1. Black Cherry
Strange that none of his last words were in arabic.
Yeah, but everyone knows that the list of Top 8 Ice Cream Flavours, Bin Laden Final Word Jokes ITT and Left-Handed Pitchers of All-Time is no where near the Top 50 of Lists of Incoherent Topics Used as Put Downs.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
Dude wtf, how can you miss Steve Carlton, Allahu Akbar and Cherry Garcia?Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I agree that it was clear.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Carlton just missed and Allahu Akbar was not already listed in this thread. But you got me on Cherry Garcia.Quote:
Originally Posted by baudib
Take Koufax off and put Cherry Garcia 4th.
"I surrender peacefully"
لا يمكنك الحصول على عنزتي مثير.
Google translates this as: You can not get my goat so sexy.Quote:
Originally Posted by NobleTruths
lolzQuote:
Originally Posted by BooG690
Are you serious? You really think Bush didn't want to find OBL? What would he gain by not finding him? I know I know then he couldn't continue his war to invade Iraq. The world is better off without OBL and Sadaam.Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
fypQuote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
uh oh...I earned a red square.
I think it has less to do with Iraq and more with an extremely wealthy Saudi family.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasquach991
Bush quite specifically didn't want to get OBL. He had OBL cornered at one point, but let him go, he disbanded most of the task force focused on finding OBL, and he said in a press conference that he doesn't really care to find him.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sasquach991
It's not about the world being "better off". It's about more money and power for the rich and powerful. The world is much worse off now than it has ever been. That will only change when power changes hands from greedy sociopaths to humanitarians. Unfortunately, that kind of thing is warded off by the system and human nature itself
Not all politicians are bad. A lot are good. People like Feingold, Sanders, Dean, Grayson, Weiner, all real good guys. None of the good ones are Republicans. The Pauls and maybe a couple newish smaller sort of libertarians have a couple good policies in social libertarianism and crunching the Federal Reserve, but that's it. Over the last forty years of government, Republicans are responsible for about 99% of all terrible policy. The Religious Right and megacorp funding has made it so
god damnit, people like you are letting the celtic123's win. you should be ashamed.
"pass me a pepsi baby...mm thats goo- AHH!"
ما هذا جميلة ، ونقطة حمراء على ملابسي؟
lololololololQuote:
Originally Posted by Shotglass
"bring on that sweet virgin pussy!"
well, not if you count the gurgling sound
I could be wrong, but the doesn't the qur'an say that if the martyr dies while killing the infidel then he shall receive 72 mansions, with 72 bedrooms each, with 72 virgins in each bedroom?Quote:
Originally Posted by surviva316
If that's the case, since BinLaden was not killing the infidel, but was instead, cowering behind a woman, then shouldn't he get to meet bubba the butt pirate?
FWIW, OBL didn't use his wife or anybody as a human shield. Just standard demonizing brainwashing
WOW! It's a joke, damn!Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
"Come in"
"Not tonight dear, I'm about to have a headache."
Edit: Translation: ليس هذا المساء العزيزة، أنا حوالي أن يكون صداع
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
haha inorite. As if they needed to embellish anything, we KNOW osama is a bad guy.
ALLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLA OOGA BOOGA *CAMEL CALL*
"don't Shoot! I'm unarmed!"
How do you know? Were you there?Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
Who the fuck cares whether or not he used his wife as a human shield?
Here's what the world keeps refusing to admit: Every man that entered Bin-Ladin's compound was given the order to shoot on sight. If it's not lying on the ground with its hands cradeled on the back of its head, shoot it, period.
She died because she was in the wrong house when we came crashing in. We may just be saying that she was used as a human shield so that we don't have to pay with a pound of flesh to the rest of the world media. Bin-Ladin may be that evil of a fuck; and used her as a human shield, thinking we wouldn't saw her in half to get to him. Either way, she wasn't walking away alive from this one.
No, but people who were said the sourcing was bad. Standard tabloids and propaganda to make shit up that gets peoples attention then nobody notices when its recanted the next dayQuote:
Originally Posted by bigred
Wikipedia is like, literally, never wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wikipedia