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It was the first day of Summer...
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It was the first day of Summer...
Unfortunately, it was also the day the ICTD union decided to strike.
Fortunately, you have a 9:00 tee time and don't care...
unfortunately boost is not allowed to golf!
bwahahahha
Fortunately, it was also the day the GBC Union went on strike, so no one could golf!
Unfortunately, none of this changes the fact that golf is a sport for fat ugly people.
Fortunately, obesity causes diabetes, which in turn carries erectile dysfunction as a symptom, so they will remove themselves from the gene pool and all will rejoice.
Unfortunately, that doesn't solve the problem of non-fat stupid people - they reproduce faster than any other type of human.
Fortunately, there are still people for you to insult
unfortunately all his insults are the fail
Fortunately, there are plenty of standup comedians to steal insults from.
Unfortunately, all but 2 stand up comedians are arrested, Carlos Mencia and that dude who plays with the dolls (Jeff Dunham).
Fortunately, Carlos Mencia could not record the next episode of his show
Unfortunately, they aired reruns.
Fortunately no one can make me watch them.
Unfortunately there's nothing but reruns on, on every channel
Fortunately, TV sucks anyway in general so you're not missing much.
Unfortunately, not watching TV means you're the one everybody looks at funny when you say you don't know or care who won American Idol.
Fortunately, when I stick out my pierced tongue at people who give me a wierd look they normally quit looking.
Unfortunately, that's because they don't want to make eye contact while they contemplate if you got a tongue piercing so you can suck dick better.
Fortunately, they don't have to try terribly hard to find out the answer is yes, that was the intent, but it doesn't really help.
Unfortunately, getting a tongue piercing in order to enhance your ability to perform fellatio also diminishes your chances of him ever bringing you home to meet Mom, although Dad might find it intriguing.
Fortunately, I'm not 87 years old and my mom would be okay with it.
Unfortunately, she would be the only one.
Fortunately, Shotglass has Katy Perry tickets and can't make it to dinner at GMML's parents house anyways...
Unfortunately, I bought the tickets from a scalper and just discovered that they are forgeries.
Fortunately, you can still sell them on eBay and hope to make back some of your losses.
Unfortunately, nobody wants them so you have to suck dick to make money
Fortunately, you love sucking dick!
Unfortunately, you have a pronounced gag reflex.
Fortunately, GMML has a case of emetophilia and would happily put that gag reflex to good use.
Unfortunately, this is not entertaining enough to take my mind off the pain while stuck waiting in a & e. Winge, Winge, moan moan. Spoil game for everyone.
Fortunately, thoughts of how DanAronG landed in hospital should be entertaining for all others.Quote:
Originally Posted by DanAronG
Unfortunately, it didn't involve 10 hot naked 18 yr old girls, a beauty contest and a fight for my attention.