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she woke up this morning soaking wet, so I gaver the bidness & tried to roll over & pass out again. She swung a leg over and started wiping a snail trail all over my torso. When I didn't respond enough, she dipped her fingers in and started wiping it on my face and shit.
All I wanted was more sleep :x
...you must be getting old
this expert tr is expert
Yeah that's pretty obvious, eh?Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Yes.
[x] your wife is filthy and uncouth
I was wondering where your daughter learned that shit.
Oh and my grandfather says uncouth. He's 81.
jking aside, how soon before you aren't laughing at those commercials for synthetic testosterone-alike?
Damn... I figured this thread would be of interest as my wife is foul mouthed and uncooth. She has no concept of how out of line her comments are sometimes.
I bet she's a go'er tho!Quote:
Originally Posted by Monty3038
Whats uncouth? And why do u hate snail trails? My cheese tastes funny, I think its broken.
stealth bump
BATTLE SEX
solid bump
was just banging wiff, spooning, and she finished me off by grinding her ass on my hog as I laid still. was pretty hot.
When I finish, she exclaims: "it's like I was giving you a handjob with my vagina!"
besides the Jesus stuff, your wife seems to be pretty fucking awesome. I still tell people about battle-sex occasionally.
Jesus stuff? wiff is pretty atheist.
wat. who was it that was always complaining in IRC about wife being a jesus nut? KN maybe?Quote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Anyways, your wife seems to be pretty much perfect. Can I borrow her for a year or two?
Other than ge00 only animals get a look in. sorry bud.
wheres the pics?
SNAIL TRAIL
http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dro1137l.jpg
p depressed tits and ass isn't in this thread.
HOW INTERESTING THAT I COULD DELIVER
BUT NAH,
won't ruin the awesomeness of one of my favorite, formerly never met, irl people. her hatred of tom dwan is vexing to me though.
Don't make me turn this car around!Quote:
Originally Posted by bikes
vegas 2013 you can turn the car around all you want
BUMP
Well, since you bumped it...
I'm divorced nowadays, but can identify the single moment (back when I was a newlywed) when I KNEW the honeymoon was officially over.
It was when I was taking a bath and my wife came in to take a dump & didn't bother to close the curtain.
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...th-188897.html
http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ve-197894.htmlQuote:
Originally Posted by d0zer
Dammit, this is getting messy,Quote:
Originally Posted by paratrooper99
confusing and distracting.
I can't take any more floppy wetness.
> No community phrases in the poker.
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Originally Posted by d0zer
SIMBAAAAAAA
lol ok this got a chuckleQuote:
Originally Posted by bikes
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
haha, yeah, bikes delivers this time.
I'm going to give him a poor effort considering
1) It took him > 3 years
2) Unoriginal - http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=The%20Simba
3) He bumped the thread earlier that day
http://i.imgur.com/WVSy2OZ.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by ImSavy
http://i.imgur.com/K2TihJH.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by boost