This is my 9,999th post. Vote on what I should do for my 10,000th post.
I'll be in the FTR Chat (see my signature link) if anyone wants to talk about my decision.
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This is my 9,999th post. Vote on what I should do for my 10,000th post.
I'll be in the FTR Chat (see my signature link) if anyone wants to talk about my decision.
A write up on how the original spirit of the 2nd Amendment has been hijacked by the gun lobby with the complicity of the Supreme Court, over the dead bodies of thousands of Americans.
edit: be careful not to reply to my post in anger, or it will be a waste of your 10,000th. :mrgreen:
A up to date guide on par with renting ABCD theorem or sauces guide to beating 6 max.
And ya, nudes of chelle
Pic of thong
Pics of Spoonitnow in Borat's beach wear. Epic.
What would your 30-page ebook add to Renton's ABCD and ISF theorem?
You could go down and dirty and write a guide called
"How to banana thief with 30 bigs, you dirty, rat-holing schmuck"
I vote for another poll.
And nude pics...of any decent looking female.
Show me anything.
You must answer all of our questions in the form of pictures. Questions which may well include what does Chelle look like naked?
don't make it
This. Also include your facial response to each question. Such as exaggerated anger, glee, or sadness.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
bow to your betters
i am disgusted that nudes of chelle hasnt gotten every vote so far
he wouldnt post them anyways
Im gonna ask him to play Truth or Dare, and then Dare him to post them. That way i get the best of both worlds.
Beef Jerky!
you're poll is missing the Bastard! option. i voted for the second best option of noooodz.
actually i think i misclick voted on the AMA, but i would be alright with that too.
How does the Narrator take pictures of Tyler Durden? He doesn't. He just thinks he does.Quote:
Post several old nudes of my ex-fiancee Chelle.
I am Jack's interest.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I do enjoy a good cooking video, so I voted accordingly.
I VOTED FOR HOW TO MAKE MY BEEF JERKY!Quote:
Originally Posted by eugmac
Ask me anything...
How do you make beef jerky?
voted for AMA
AMA with spoony would start boring, move into comical and end in shameless debauchery.
What question could you possibly have to ask him that you couldn't post in another thread? Or send him a PM? It's not like he's only here for an hour.
Fuck a deer and post a video.
Beef Jerky Time!!!
We have a .gif for this I hope.
delete your account unnoticed and leave us all hanging
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Originally Posted by jyms
How Chelle looks like naked would be an interesting thing to see, but I think it's not appropriate for his 10K post. He should write something about his good and bad moments in the forum and post some photos of any FTR poker community meeting he attended.Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
http://www.flopturnriver.com/photos/..._0536_wide.jpg
http://www.flopturnriver.com/photos/..._1839_crop.jpg
http://www.flopturnriver.com/photos/...8/IMG_1822.jpg
On the other hand... seeing Chelle's naked pics sounds tempting
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma...gy7o1_1280.gif
i vote for who gives a fuck.
"A 30-page eBook instructional showing how to do EV equations with little to no algebra." is winning?
Who are you horrible people?!?!
Most Americans don't read and if we do the longest most complicated choice is the correct answer.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
He had me by " instructional "
But then I read the word beef, followed by jerky.
You know that is all I needed.
Odds that he's already written it and is rigging the poll to pimp it?Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
I hate jerky, so that rules out the bottom two options
For those who keep voting for the nudes of Chelle, if you didn't get it yet, you're going to get shafted: it will be nude paintings made by Chelle, not pictures of naked Chelle.
Although arguably, if Spoon was ever the model for any of the paintings, this could be rather fun to have a look at.
There're some thong pics somewhere if that's really your idea of fun
How did you get away with that business in Saudi without getting your business cut off?Quote:
Originally Posted by daviddem
I have no idea. My weakness with algebra leaves me unable to calculate these sorts of things.Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
I'd say it's at least infinity:infinity if not infinity:infinity
just kidding man.. I actually like reading your posts, but somebody had to pull a funny or at least tryQuote:
Originally Posted by Lukie
You can make your post now.
Searched and searched but did not find. Looks like the links to these old pics are dead?Quote:
Originally Posted by kiwiMark
It was worth it though, because on my way I found an awesome post by Sauce123:
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Originally Posted by sauce123
Got my faithful VPN to the Land of the Free for all things pornographic or otherwise morally questionable.Quote:
Originally Posted by BennyLaRue
However it pains me to say that the Land of the Free has recently been restricting my rights to download pirated material or play poker, so I had to set up yet another VPN in the Philippines as a complement.
dear poker people this was posted in the commune. gtfo
The poll looks like it's pretty close to a tie.
Alright so I wrote the PDF several months ago. I haven't went through and made corrections yet, but once I do, I'll post it.
I'll start an ask me anything thread shortly. http://www.flopturnriver.com/pokerfo...ff-193936.html
The nudes of chelle aren't happening, at least from me.
I'll post about beef jerky in the ask me anything thread. I actually started a batch yesterday specifically to take pictures for that.
big love
can you send me some beef jerky please?