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someone had to take a stand!
Mr. Marbles?????
i rest my case!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fnord
Fnord, c'mon, that has to be simply one of THE WORST movies ever.[/b]
but it was responsible for that classic song from The Dickies: "killer clowns from outer space"Quote:
Originally Posted by davfagan
Don't forget about the other classics from that genre...Quote:
Originally Posted by davfagan
Redneck Zombies
Rabid Grannies
Santa Claus vs. the Martians
Nymphoid Barbarians in Dinosaur Hell
Chopper Chicks in Zombietown
All of these are real movies that are too bad to be bad. Thank you, Fnord, for reminding me of when I was a movie buff in high school.
NOTHING is worst than house of dead!!! SOOO HORRIBLE!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrind
You forgot the classic "surf boarding killer bikini vampire girls"
Toasty -Quote:
Originally Posted by Toasty
Your clowns get scarrier every day.
What's next? Are you going to have a living clown screaming in the middle of an autopsy?
Wow I didn't realise my Clowns would have such a positive effect on this forum :twisted:Quote:
Originally Posted by Humphrind
If you like bad movies you'll love www.badmovies.org. I love the "things I learned from this movies" section.
Here is the list from the killer clowns from outer space review.
Things I learned from this movie:
-Every girl wants to make out in an rubber raft in the back of a 4X4.
-Spaceships use darkroom doors.
-Balloon animals are terrific bloodhounds.
-Special effects need not be special.
-Shadows can eat people.
-Always shoot a clown, I mean Klown, in the nose.
-Main characters do not get killed, ever, even though everybody else does.
-The older cop is always the asshole.
-State police consist of about eight patrol cars.
It's hard for me to vote against toasty when I in fact. Have a Killer Klown tattoo on my arm. It harkens back to the days of my youth and reading Obnoxio the Clown (Correct Spelling?) in marvel comics. Talk about warping my image of clowns. Oh, the humanity. :twisted:
Immediate bannination!
i can see it now, toasty and barney skipping down the road in merry old england, hand in hand, smiling and singing the barney "i love you" song,
when
A CLOWN LEAPS OUT OF THE BUSHES, RIPS BARNEY'S ARM OFF, AND STARTS BEATING HIM TO DEATH WITH IT!!!! WHY DOESN'T TOASTY HELP HIM, WHY DOESN'T HE ---- OH MY GOD, TOASTY HAS PEELED OFF HIS HUMAN FACE AND HE'S A CLOWN TO!!! HE'S RIPPED BARNEY'S OTHER ARM OFF AND IS BEATING HIM AS WELL.
THE HORROR, the horror...
OMG Fishstick!!!
What goes through your mind :shock:
*mental Note* Fishstick knows to much . . .
please don't send the clowns after me, what do i know, i don't know anything, yeah, i even kinda like clowns, ha ha funny clowns...Quote:
Originally Posted by Toasty
Sorry there Toasty old chap! Baron Fishsticken here again. I'm afraid fishstick seems to have lost it yet again. Clowns, and all, you understand I'm sure.
Please don't worry about fishstick, I've got the situation mostly under control. He -
fishstick, fishstick, fishclown, clownstick, clownclown...
Well I decided to apease the FTR community after seeing the outcome of the poll.
NOW BE HONEST!!!
Barney is much scarier than any clown avatar I was using, he's a purple speaking donasour who sings and dances :shock:
Now I'm going to have nightmares...
Thank God , i was getting Scared with those Threaning Clowns , they looked like the Clowns From Hell !
AHHHHHHHH! BARNEY!
Toasty, go back to the murderous clowns!
I like Barney. Some are scared of him. Perhaps an FTR logo would make him less intimidating.
i love you, you love me...
now, isn't this much better! :)
i feel so happy and peaceful.
Yikes! to many sarcastic comments to choose from. I think I'll hold my tongue. I dont wanna get banned. :P
xianti, i'd like to get a Banning Request Form started on evilevilmatt. reason - "makes jokes about getting banned"Quote:
Originally Posted by evilevilmatt
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