How not to play heads up ...
This is funny stuff. There was a third player just before this first hand, so this is the entirety of the heads up match.
CARDSON
*********** # 16 **************
PokerStars Game #831530067: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:03:45
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1289.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1358.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [8h Jh]
ElkY: calls $5
michael1123: raises $30 to $40
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: shows [8h Jh] (high card Jack)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 15 **************
PokerStars Game #831530902: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:01
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1299.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1348.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [7s Kh]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 14 **************
PokerStars Game #831531581: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:14
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1309.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1338.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Jd Kh]
ElkY: raises $20 to $30
michael1123: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [9h Kd 6d]
ElkY: checks
michael1123: bets $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $59 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60 | Rake $1
Board [9h Kd 6d]
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($59)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded on the Flop
*********** # 13 **************
PokerStars Game #831532607: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:33
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1338.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1308.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Kd Ah]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 12 **************
PokerStars Game #831533229: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:44
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1348.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1298.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [3c 6s]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: shows [3c 6s] (high card Six)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 11 **************
PokerStars Game #831533868: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:56
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1353.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1293.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [4c 5d]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: shows [4c 5d] (high card Five)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 10 **************
PokerStars Game #831534598: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:10
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1363.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1283.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ac Jh]
michael1123 said, "come on, its heads up man"
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 9 **************
PokerStars Game #831535285: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:22
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1368.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1278.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ad 6h]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 8 **************
PokerStars Game #831535935: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:35
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1378.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1268.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [9c Kc]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #831536528: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:46
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1383.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1263.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ac 9c]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
SHANI joins the table at seat #6
michael1123 said, "geez"
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 6 **************
PokerStars Game #831537144: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:57
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1393.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1253.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123 said, "yeah, I'll play you when you hit the pocket aces"
SHANI: is sitting out
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [6c 2h]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: shows [6c 2h] (high card Six)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 5 **************
PokerStars Game #831538996: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:06:30
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1398.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1248.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Js Jh]
SHANI leaves the table
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 4 **************
PokerStars Game #831539591: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:06:41
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1408.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1238.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ah 5d]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #831540089: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:06:51
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1413.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1233.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [2d 9c]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 2 **************
PokerStars Game #831540708: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:07:02
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1423.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1223.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Td 2d]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop
*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #831541259: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:07:12
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1428.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1218.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [5s Qh]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop
Then he sits out. $140 basically in blinds, handed over to me. Silly.
