Monkeys Everywhere

Ok, I'll give.

What's up with the monkeys on this site.

I want a cool avatar, and feel like it's gotta be a monkey or it just won't be da nuts!

they like to beat there monkey thats all

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Originally Posted by Corey

they like to beat there monkey thats all

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and my nurse mends the wounds.....dice rolling ensues...

But what does my avatar do?

*Sigh*, I'm not with the 'cool kid' gang on the avatars am I.

Hotties are the only way to go if you want a good avatar. Down with the chimps!!

Those damn dirty apes!!! Up with Humans!!!

Hotties= Homo Erectus

Ape= Homo Spankoffus

Someone (Fnord?) posted a link to a site with this monkey poker all-in strategy a looong time ago. I think that's where it originated.

You've shown up in the middle of an avatar war..

b4n4n0rz

Banannas= Phallus Fakeus

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Originally Posted by FyrFytr998

Banannas= Phallus Fakeus

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so, are you the Road-Runner or Wylie Cyote (sp?)

It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.

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Originally Posted by TylerK

It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.

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trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.

banana ? hottie - banana wins :shock:
that's disturbing.

hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for every verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filthy mind.


{edit - grammar and spelling doubleplus ungood}

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Originally Posted by whileone

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Originally Posted by TylerK

It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.

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trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.

banana ? hottie - banana wins :shock:
that's disturbing.

hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filty mind.

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Um, like in King Kong, I guess maybe the hottie wins? Or something?

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Originally Posted by whileone

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Originally Posted by TylerK

It's like rock, paper, scissors...only it's monkeys, bananas, hotties.

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trying to figure out the rules to this game
1. hmm, monkey eats banana - monkey wins
that's pretty clear.

banana ? hottie - banana wins :shock:
that's disturbing.

hottie ? monkey - hottie wins?
for every verb i can think of monkey wins here too, but i have a filthy mind.


{edit - grammar and spelling doubleplus ungood}

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rofl esp the banana and the woman.

You guys have it all mixed up. Here are the rules:

1. Monkey eats Hottie, Hottie wins

2. Hottie screws Monkey, Monkey wins

3. Banana screws Hottie, Banana wins

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes, I know there's no true winner, but it sounds like a fun game!

I win.

Behold. My chosen Avatar!!!!

Behold. My chosen Avatar!!!!

(I can change this later, right?????)

Nope, you're stuck with it.

Nice call.

*shudders*

-'rilla

RULE THE PLANET.




Welcome to our playground, EasyT.

shoulda gone with the hotties. :roll:

Nice choice EasyT.

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Originally Posted by Aceofone

shoulda gone with the hotties. :roll:

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Damn right - come on you hotties :twisted:

hmmm. dukesoccer is all about the postcount++ today eh?

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Originally Posted by whileone

hmmm. dukesoccer is all about the postcount++ today eh?

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I'd say he's more about the 'BAN ME, PLEASE!' today.

while I must agree that tawnee is hot, are you allowed to post that here? From a legal standpoint