Poll - How much for sex?

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03-04-2005, 12:46 PM
elipsesjeff

Poll - How much for sex?

Seriously, If you had a choice between playing poker and having sex, which would you take? If it was a break even poker night, I would say sex. We are talking about the average hottie, not quite a500lbgorilla fugly.

Alright, but lets add some money and time figures into this. What if the one hour that it would require to trick some bitch to get into bed with you you would have made $100 online playing poker. Would you then have sex? How many of these nights of consistently giving up $100 would you then be able to have sex on?

Okay, then think about, what if in that amount of time you would have made $200. Then $300. Then $400. Then $500. And yes, my maximum of $600. I mean, to what point is it really worth it?

I think my range is from anywhere between $100-$200. And probably twice would be my limit. If these dollar amounts are a little too high for you, then what would be your maximum?

Edit: Single people only please.
03-04-2005, 12:50 PM
a500lbgorilla

Yes for all. Just play poker some other time. Play poke her now! BUZZING!

-'rilla
03-04-2005, 12:53 PM
ilikeaces86

For 500 bucks you can buy a hell of a hooker.
03-04-2005, 01:09 PM
Xianti

Abstain.
03-04-2005, 01:20 PM
LeFou

Abstain. This poll is kinda brutish.
03-04-2005, 02:00 PM
Spook

Just say no to nookie
03-04-2005, 02:07 PM
gabe

funny poll la lalala lala
03-04-2005, 02:08 PM
UG

Jeff, you have way too much time on your hands today, sir, haha.

That is all.
03-04-2005, 02:09 PM

What's sex?

I'll stick with poker thankyou very much.
03-04-2005, 02:15 PM
Spook

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

Jeff, you have way too much time on your hands today, sir.

That is all.

You probably got the hands part right anyway :twisted:
03-04-2005, 02:18 PM
UG

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spook

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultimate George

Jeff, you have way too much time on your hands today, sir.

That is all.

You probably got the hands part right anyway :twisted:

OMG SNAP
03-04-2005, 02:35 PM
pokerfanatic

If I haven’t got some in awhile maybe at the most 200 if I got laid yesterday unless she is hot as hell I would play poker...
03-04-2005, 04:57 PM
iwa

:roll: get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything
03-04-2005, 05:01 PM
Trikflow77

on a good night, I take poker all day long. On a losing night, I guess I take sex, but not if I have to pay for it. Id rather lose my ass playing cards than pay some ho to bone me. For twenty bucks you can go pick up a drunkie at a bar.
03-04-2005, 05:07 PM
Cut Card 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwa

:roll: get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

You obviously aren't married. :cry:
03-04-2005, 05:23 PM
Trikflow77

Quote:

You obviously aren't married.

HAHHA, LMAO
03-04-2005, 05:39 PM
Kiriath

...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cut Card 04

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwa

:roll: get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

You obviously aren't married. :cry:

omg lol, haha
03-04-2005, 07:18 PM
Trikflow77

Jeff were you drinking when you posted this????
03-04-2005, 07:43 PM
elipsesjeff

lol trik

No, i was at work.
03-04-2005, 07:54 PM
iwa

I have a gf, and she doesn't care if I play

Edit: most of the time :roll:
03-04-2005, 08:51 PM
elipsesjeff

Quote:

Originally Posted by I

Single people only please.
03-05-2005, 12:32 AM
FyrFytr998

Single, married, whatever.........I'm going deep. Ballz deep in da bush. I'll play poker more when my Johnson goes out of commission.
03-05-2005, 12:48 AM
Trikflow77

gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit
03-05-2005, 06:13 AM
iwa

www.viagra.com - guess you will never have time for the game
03-05-2005, 10:57 AM
lolzzz_321

This has to relate somehow...

http://www.whatsupwithmen.com/cnn.html

BTW S3x is g00t.
03-06-2005, 03:27 AM
pokerfanatic

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwa

:roll: get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

both are still -EV :twisted:
03-06-2005, 04:10 AM
elipsesjeff

Is there a difference in having to give up something than to pay for it?
03-06-2005, 01:46 PM
pokerfanatic

Well lets look at it this way, you have a wife/ "life partner" or GF/BF whatever, you have to buy them shit and spend time with them, est. est., you know the basic bull shit of relationships, where a whore you pay bang and get on with you business, not as much time invested but you have to pay for action, where the above you have both time and money invested into the other person, so I think either way it's going to balance out in the end... the scenarios are both -EV... so if you don't want to spend any money for ass, you must be a porn star, where you actually get paid to bang... that's the only +EV I can think of...

So with that said how much would you give up to get some action, even if you have a wife or gf you have given up something to get some because you damn well know that if they are mad at you they with hold sex as well, unless you are the lucky one that has a sexoholic as a GF/BF or wife/ “life partner” and just wants ass all the time, in which case you would loose money because you were spending a lot of time getting some... :lol:
03-06-2005, 05:50 PM
ilikeaces86

Quote:

Originally Posted by elipsesjeff

lol trik

No, i was at work.

Why in the hell do you work?
03-06-2005, 06:48 PM
elipsesjeff

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeaces86

Quote:

Originally Posted by elipsesjeff

lol trik

No, i was at work.

Why in the hell do you work?

*shrugs*
03-09-2005, 01:46 AM
ChezJ

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie? i play more patiently and am less prone to tilt when i've already gotten rid of the testosterone in my system. maybe that's sharing too much.

ChezJ
03-09-2005, 01:52 AM
Xianti

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChezJ

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie?

:lol:

Heheh. So what would happen if I pleasured myself WHILE playing poker? I'd be unbeatable! Errr... wait.
03-09-2005, 02:00 AM
elipsesjeff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChezJ

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie?

:lol:

Heheh. So what would happen if I pleasured myself WHILE playing poker? I'd be unbeatable! Errr... wait.

and your an admin?
03-09-2005, 02:02 AM
a500lbgorilla

Quote:

Originally Posted by elipsesjeff

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChezJ

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie?

:lol:

Heheh. So what would happen if I pleasured myself WHILE playing poker? I'd be unbeatable! Errr... wait.

and your an admin?

Jealous much?

-'rilla
03-09-2005, 02:22 AM
elipsesjeff

Just stop editing my posts.....

They are fuglies....not sexies.
03-09-2005, 02:22 AM
Corey

I take sex over poker any day

ima nympho....

gf setten on the bed but naked shit I click the away button from my table hit it got something to drink went back to poker.

life was grand that day made about $150 that day
03-09-2005, 02:25 AM
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChezJ

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie?

:lol:

Heheh. So what would happen if I pleasured myself WHILE playing poker? I'd be unbeatable! Errr... wait.

i thought it would be cool to do that with the ol lady but she didnt find it amusing...

ppl, if shes naked sits on ur lap, or moves ur computer chair back to stand in front of the monitor its definately time for a break... lol

plus you get a workout
03-09-2005, 03:41 AM
Vaun21

Quote:

Originally Posted by trikflow77

gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a shit

:lol: :lol: :lol:
03-09-2005, 09:10 AM
bigred

Quote:

i thought it would be cool to do that with the ol lady but she didnt find it amusing...

ppl, if shes naked sits on ur lap, or moves ur computer chair back to stand in front of the monitor its definately time for a break... lol

plus you get a workout

Hmmm, so that's what that meant. I thought she just wanted to be pushed out of the way.
03-09-2005, 01:13 PM
koolmoe

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokerfanatic01

Quote:

Originally Posted by iwa

:roll: get a gf/wife noob .... this way you dont have to give up anything

both are still -EV :twisted:

Marriage is hugely +EV provided you marry the right person.

For one, studies show that, in general, married folk are happier and live longer than singles.

Anyway, lots of ways to earn money, and there's always a game. The window of opportunity for sex, she is brief. Hit it when you can get it.
03-09-2005, 01:33 PM
EasyT

:cool: :shock: :lol: :shock:
Hilarious thread. I got me a live-in who can't get enough, so I have the reverse problem. How much will I pay her to leave me alone for an evening so I can play poker play poker. Half my winnings?
03-09-2005, 03:00 PM
rob6597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corey

gf setten on the bed but naked shit I click the away button from my table hit it got something to drink went back to poker.

... and you only missed 2 hands!! :lol:
03-09-2005, 03:03 PM
elipsesjeff

Quote:

Originally Posted by rob6597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corey

gf setten on the bed but naked shit I click the away button from my table hit it got something to drink went back to poker.

... and you only missed 2 hands!! :lol:

BURN
03-09-2005, 03:15 PM
Corey

Quote:

Originally Posted by rob6597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Corey

gf setten on the bed but naked shit I click the away button from my table hit it got something to drink went back to poker.

... and you only missed 2 hands!! :lol:

I plead the 5th :cool:

*bastard*
05-19-2008, 09:42 PM
mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChezJ

anyone else find themselves playing better after sex, or even after a self-quickie? i play more patiently and am less prone to tilt when i've already gotten rid of the testosterone in my system. maybe that's sharing too much.

ChezJ

I always seem more focused.
05-19-2008, 11:25 PM
bode

i vote mrhappy for best bumper in FTR history
05-19-2008, 11:57 PM
Fnord

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeaces86

For 500 bucks you can buy a hell of a hooker.

It depends. Because it's a black market pricing is all over the place and a lot of meh hookers are very good for taking you for all they can get.

In LA, Vegas and NY it's not hard to drop 1k in a night.
05-20-2008, 12:35 AM
a500lbgorilla

Remember when I used to sign my posts? I'm gonna bring that shit back.

-'rilla
05-20-2008, 02:25 AM
Xianti

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fnord

In LA, Vegas and NY it's not hard to drop 1k in a night.

I hear that.
05-20-2008, 08:58 PM
mrhappy333

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xianti

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fnord

In LA, Vegas and NY it's not hard to drop 1k in a night.

I hear that.

speaking from experience?
05-20-2008, 09:55 PM
nutsinho

fnord pays for sex
05-20-2008, 10:24 PM
swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by nutsinho

fnord pays for anal sex
05-20-2008, 10:33 PM
Pelion

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by nutsinho

fnord pays for anal sex

the good kind or the bad kind?
05-20-2008, 11:02 PM
swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pelion

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by nutsinho

fnord pays for anal sex

the good kind or the bad kind?

what if we define good and bad differently?
05-21-2008, 07:39 AM
bode

Quote:

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

Remember when I used to sign my posts? I'm gonna bring that shit back.

-'rilla

please dont do this. thats easily my biggest forum pet peeve of all time.
05-21-2008, 08:12 AM
Irisheyes

Rilla you know there's better places to do searches for the word 'sex' when you're horny right?
05-21-2008, 09:36 AM
Pelion

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pelion

Quote:

Originally Posted by swiggidy

Quote:

Originally Posted by nutsinho

fnord pays for anal sex

the good kind or the bad kind?

what if we define good and bad differently?

then we can only hope an hilarious misunderstanding ensues.

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