STOP BUMPING OLD THREADS

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Originally Posted by shazbox

What happens when you hit your head on a wall.

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You BUMP your head.

Bumper of the year will be hard, Because U Must Prove it.

worst thread ever.. i'm not going to contribute to this crap

i would think a bot would find this funny---

last to bump wins; I win so far

I win ! ! ! !

http://www.chathamgirlsgrammar.medwa.../Mr%20Bump.jpg

And fwiw, seeing this image made me sort of half-way smile because I remember reading it as a child.

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

And fwiw, seeing this image made me sort of half-way smile because I remember reading it as a child.

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Me Too ! ! ! !

BURP

damn, i was going to wait another week

20 days, not bad.

heheheheheheheh

lol at your first post on ftr being in this thread.

Welcome!

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Originally Posted by meeloche

lol at your first post on ftr being in this thread.

Welcome!

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LOLOLOL.
Your gonna fit right in.

Ha ha. 21 days now!

Ok, I'm done now. That was fun...

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Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter

Ha ha. 21 days now!

Ok, I'm done now. That was fun...

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22 days, owned.

I figured I'd give someone else some glory for once... You've been waiting since February for that... It'll be a while till someone gets more than 30 days I'll guess...

lol thanks. ive been waiting so long for the opportunity for a good bump!

I am no longer a bump virgin. 22 days 4 1/2 hours. Oh the thrill!!

This bump is just to stop someone else from getting the record. I'm the NY Giants of post-bumping.

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Originally Posted by dalecooper

This bump is just to stop someone else from getting the record. I'm the NY Giants of post-bumping.

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so you're a total fluke?

I like to think so.

3 weeks, no bumpage?

Also, slow as shit in the commune today, w t f?

Somebody (ME) was waiting to get the record TOMORROW! You have now prevented this from happening. Record stands at 22 days, with a 3-way tie now...

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Originally Posted by ChrisBCritter

Somebody (ME) was waiting to get the record TOMORROW! You have now prevented this from happening. Record stands at 22 days, with a 3-way tie now...

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psh, theres no tie. i got the solo title.

yeah But I PWN all with 2 years in a row NEW YEARS DAY BUMPS!!

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Originally Posted by mrhappy333

yeah But I PWN all with 2 years in a row NEW YEARS DAY BUMPS!!

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Sounds like you need to have more fun on New Years Eve

New years is friggin cold here. besides, thats for the young guys

New record!

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Originally Posted by Warpe

New record!

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LOL.

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Originally Posted by Warpe

New record!

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Go for high score in enemy base!

Man, I actually thought of bumping this and thinking I would be liek kool.

damn well played warpe. i was going to bump it, just too lazy to look for it.

Bump.

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Originally Posted by sandstorm

Man, I actually thought of bumping this and thinking I would be liek kool.

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If I ever disappeared from FTR in a Sandstorm-esque way I think that's the only way I'd make my comeback.

After 2 years, this is still fun?

:snooty:

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Originally Posted by Xianti

After 2 years, this is still fun?

:snooty:

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This thread had met its end a day ago... then you had to go and open t back up again.

I think deep down, you actually want it to live forever.

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Originally Posted by Xianti

After 2 years, this is still fun?

:snooty:

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allow us peons are fun

Ingen försvar sif som jaaaag halöl hallå joey! fär ,mamma vet bäst vad sin superstR VILL HAAA!

vat

terrible bump

Herpes bump

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Originally Posted by spoonitnow

Herpes bump

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Also known as speed bumps. :p

ok sry fo teribl bump

hmmm...i think i'll bumpity.

dick_pump...

hmm..do i win?

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5...llsprayaq3.png

I'm using my mod powers for good and temporarily locking this thread until a later date. This thread is for quality bumps only!
DON'T FUCK WITH THE JESUS!!!

im so gona bump this in like 3 weeks

excellent lock, mod fellows!

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Originally Posted by PO$$E$$ED

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Originally Posted by Xianti

Retards.


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Dear Mister XXXianti,

I advise you against locking this thread, as said "retards" will just start bumping other threads. Here is an analogy for the function of this thread.

bumping old threads: shooting heroin in the street
bumping this thread: getting methadone from a government-sanctioned clinic

Would you rather have the thread-bumping addicts get their fix by bumping just this one thread, or would you rather have them feed their addiction bumping other threads? Keep the methadone clinic open man.

Sincerely GANG$TA,
PO$$E$$ED

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come on nao

{unlockerbump}

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Originally Posted by Warpe

{unlockerbump}

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Fuckin Eh Warpe.

Power to the people...lol.

first "post unlocked" bump

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Originally Posted by GatorJH

fist "post unlocked" bump

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FAIL.

damn your quick

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ux-t74082.html

I am very confused......

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Originally Posted by sarbox68

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/stop-bumping-old-threads-part-deaux-t74082.html

I am very confused......

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That is just Warpe totally abusing his Mod powers and ruining what would have been one of the most EPIC threads in FTR history.

Don't worry, I have already reported him to Xianti and am expecting that he will be banned very shortly.

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Originally Posted by sarbox68

http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/stop-bumping-old-threads-part-deaux-t74082.html

I am very confused......

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Original thread was locked .
Part deux was created in protest.
Original thread was unlocked.
We win.
The end.

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Originally Posted by wesrman

Original thread was locked .
Part deux was created in protest.
Original thread was unlocked.
We win.
The end.

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That's some straight up che guevara shit right there...

Now let us just walk away from this thread for a few months... just let it go guys come on... follow me... away....

Bumpers.

25 days, not bad sir.

Xianti's thread of randomness?

http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/f...smofo/bump.gif

http://i522.photobucket.com/albums/w...rman/bumpp.jpg

damn you, September was MINE! MINE I TELL YOU!!!

:lock: :?:

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Originally Posted by Xianti

:lock: :?:

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Please dont lock this thread. It brings so much joy. :)

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Originally Posted by wesrman

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Originally Posted by Xianti

:lock: :?:

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Please dont lock this thread. It brings so much joy. :)

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I agree 115%

i don't get the reasoning behind locking this?

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Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer

i don't get the reasoning behind locking this?

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I think Xianti hates us. :(

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Originally Posted by Xianti

:lock: :?:

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terrible idea.
Then people would bump alot more other old threads.

This one is a Classic now.

guys 10 day bumps of this are ridiculous

keep it at atleast 2 weeks