So this is how I play, it's as crazy as it gets. Let's hear the love and the hate.

Hand 1: Villain is playing 40/25/10 with 15% 3bet over small sample.

SB ($437.10)
BB ($957.25)
UTG ($227)
MP ($259.35)
Hero (CO) ($247)
Button ($205.55)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 2, 2
2 folds, Hero bets $7, 1 fold, SB calls $6, 1 fold

Flop: ($16) J, A, 5 (2 players)
SB bets $6, Hero raises to $12, SB raises to $36, Hero calls $24

Turn: ($88) Q (2 players)
SB bets $66, Hero calls $66

River: ($220) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $138 (All-In)

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Hand 2: Villain is a very very good lag, I remember him from way back but haven't played with him recently. He probably doesn't remember me though or think that I remember him. Loose and very high 3bet over very small sample.

Hero (CO) ($200)
Button ($200)
SB ($76.85)
BB ($200)
UTG ($212.20)
MP ($385.35)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, 7
2 folds, Hero bets $7, Button raises to $18.45, 2 folds, Hero calls $11.45

Flop: ($39.90) Q, 10, A (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $16.40, Hero calls $16.40

Turn: ($72.70) Q (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $36.40, Hero calls $36.40

River: ($145.50) J (2 players)
Hero bets $128.75 (All-In)