Quote Originally Posted by baudib
Your posts are certainly entertaining.

my only comment is on hand 2: If villain is competent to understand what your line represents, then think about what kind of hand he has here. At a minimum he has AK; otherwise he has AA or a set of Kings or Queens or maybe AK hearts, and thinking he can fold these hands getting like 3-1 seems...not likely.
He is very likely folding at least TT-JJ, probably AQs and all his crazy floats. He might have a wide spewcall range preflop also.