Lol these aren't that bad cmon now Ben. Marginal at worst, these opponents aren't any soul owning superstars and we're holding toilet paper for a hand.

Nr 2 I know I'm not repping anything very specific. I still think it's hard for him to call with a bluffcatcher because I don't really have any air in my range. If he calls weak then lol nh imo. They fucking never call these so I bluff them over and over and over again so what?

Nr4 top pair of course not??? I just want him to fold A high and Q high (+all the hands I beat) and I'm happy. If this fish doesn't have a pair he is just going to fold and not worry about it. I mean of course he doesn't fold anything he bets for value but we have dsjach hi. And yeah I could call instead I guess but didn't wanna.

/drunk post