Battle with the donk (sort of lc)

So this guy is a donkey. After I stacked him with AA on the first hand, I got bad beated, and then lost a shove with a FD+GS. After that I vowed not to quit the session until I stole all his money/he left the table..

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($49.55)
Button ($33.40)
SB ($54.90)
BB ($16.50)
UTG ($15.15)
MP ($42.70)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A, A.
1 fold, MP raises to $2, Hero raises to $8, 3 folds, MP calls $6.

Flop: ($16.75) K, J, 9 (2 players)
MP bets $2, Hero raises to $14, MP calls $12.

Turn: ($44.75) 2 (2 players)
MP bets $20.7 (All-In), Hero calls $20.70.

River: ($0) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $86.15

Results in white below:
MP has Js Ac (one pair, jacks).
Hero has Ah As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $86.15.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($89.25)
Button ($31.25)
SB ($14.50)
BB ($27.40)
UTG ($12.55)
MP ($18.35)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, Q.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.5, Button calls $2.50, 2 folds, MP calls $2.

Flop: ($8.25) 2, 9, 4 (3 players)
MP bets $0.5, Hero raises to $7, Button folds, MP raises to $15.85, Hero calls $8.85.

Turn: ($39.95) J (2 players)

River: ($39.95) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $39.95

Results in white below:
MP has 3c Kc (flush, king high).
Hero has Qd Qh (one pair, queens).
Outcome: MP wins $39.95.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($91)
SB ($28.90)
BB ($20.55)
UTG ($11.05)
MP ($36)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9, Q.
1 fold, MP calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($2) 5, K, J (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP bets $2, Hero raises to $8, SB folds, BB folds, MP raises to $35.5, Hero calls $27.50.

Turn: ($73) 9 (2 players)

River: ($73) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $73

Results in white below:
MP has Kh Ts (two pair, kings and fives).
Hero has 9s Qs (two pair, nines and fives).
Outcome: MP wins $73.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($49.55)
Button ($22.35)
SB ($40.30)
BB ($16.35)
UTG ($76.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP with T, T.
UTG raises to $1.5, Hero raises to $6, 3 folds, UTG calls $4.50.

Flop: ($12.75) Q, J, 5 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $8, UTG calls $8.

Turn: ($28.75) 6 (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

River: ($28.75) J (2 players)
UTG bets $2.5, Hero calls $2.50.

Final Pot: $33.75

Results in white below:
UTG has 9c Ac (one pair, jacks).
Hero has Ts Th (two pair, jacks and tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $33.75.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($65.20)
UTG ($22.35)
MP ($40.05)
Button ($15.35)
SB ($60.45)

Preflop: Hero is BB with T, J.
3 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to $2, SB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4) A, 2, T (2 players)
SB bets $2, Hero calls $2.

Turn: ($8) 3 (2 players)
SB bets $2, Hero calls $2.

River: ($12) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $3, Hero calls $3.

Final Pot: $18

Results in white below:
Hero has Tc Jh (one pair, tens).
SB has Th 9h (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $18.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($72.60)
MP ($50.70)
Button ($38.30)
SB ($15.25)
BB ($72.40)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 9, J.
Hero calls $0.50, 2 folds, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($1.50) Q, T, 2 (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets $1, Hero calls $1, SB folds.

Turn: ($3.50) K (2 players)
BB bets $1, Hero raises to $5, BB calls $4.

River: ($13.50) 7 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $12, BB calls $12.

Final Pot: $37.50

Results in white below:
BB doesn't show.
Hero has 9h Jh (straight, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $37.50.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($88.05)
MP ($53.65)
CO ($50)
Button ($50.30)
SB ($50)
BB ($67.05)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J, J.
Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, BB calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.25) Q, J, 2 (2 players)
BB bets $2, Hero raises to $8, BB calls $6.

Turn: ($20.25) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $2.5, Hero raises to $20, BB calls $17.50.

River: ($60.25) 5 (2 players)
BB bets $37.05 (All-In), Hero calls $37.05.

Final Pot: $134.35

Results in white below:
BB has 8h Qd (one pair, queens).
Hero has Jd Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $134.35.

Nice one.

nice, but limping open limping J9s UTG is lolbad.

Originally Posted by bode

nice, but limping open limping J9s UTG is lolbad.

His opponents play worse, it's fine.

Originally Posted by bode

nice, but limping open limping J9s UTG is lolbad.

Small mistake to introduce a much larger mistake from an opponent is +ev.