This cracks me up

Only been playing for like 10 minutes, but I have the entire table tilted.

PokerStars Game #1665435624: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2005/05/09 - 12:38:32 (ET)
Table 'Ennomos' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Quasimodo ($2151.10 in chips)
Seat 3: CHEKdezNUTS ($1980 in chips)
Seat 4: michael1123 ($4329 in chips)
Seat 5: DellP0ker ($1970 in chips)
Seat 7: Rekrul ($4001 in chips)
Seat 9: MstrMnd ($807 in chips)
MstrMnd: posts small blind $10
Quasimodo: posts big blind $20
kingpin65: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [2s 3c]
CHEKdezNUTS: folds
michael1123: raises $60 to $80
DellP0ker: calls $80
Rekrul: folds
MstrMnd: folds
Quasimodo: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d Kh Ad]
michael1123: bets $120
DellP0ker: calls $120
*** TURN *** [5d Kh Ad] [4h]
michael1123: bets $300
DellP0ker: calls $300
*** RIVER *** [5d Kh Ad 4h] [Tc]
michael1123: bets $600
DellP0ker: calls $600
*** SHOW DOWN ***
michael1123: shows [2s 3c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
DellP0ker: mucks hand
michael1123 collected $2227 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2230 | Rake $3
Board [5d Kh Ad 4h Tc]
Seat 1: Quasimodo (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: CHEKdezNUTS folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: michael1123 showed [2s 3c] and won ($2227) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 5: DellP0ker mucked [9h As]
Seat 7: Rekrul (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: MstrMnd (small blind) folded before Flop

DellP0ker: u gotta be ****in kidding me u asshle
michael1123: :-)
michael1123: I love poker

rofl

I love it when people never re raise then want to get uppity when you make a hand. Classic weak tight.

what is your opinion of that guy rekrul? (he folded preflop, just curious)

michael1123 collected $2227 from pot

HAHA my whole bankroll won with 23o, awesome! Is this a standard play of yours? I think i need to come watch you sometime and get some LAg tips

Yeah, very standard. I basically raise any decent hand (suited or connected or high cards or any pocket pair) to 4xBB, then bet at almost every flop, and show most of my bluffs to get the crappiest image I can. I see around 50% of the flops in NL ring games.

His comment afterwards is what cracked me up.

Rekrul seemed to be pretty solid to me, gabe. First time playing with him, I think.

Your play is brilliant. Keep up the great posts, they are very appreciated by so many people here.

And, finally, Im able to observe you on pstars. Good luck!


Edit - He is a madman. Tough beat with that 62 vs H@'s OESD though