call for drastic measures.

My bankroll is pretty much gone. I played 280 hands this morning and lost 4 buyins, bringing my 4 day total to 17 buyins lost over 5000 hands. The fact that people say 20 Buyins is enough for NL and I lost 17 that fast is mind blowing to me. I have to suck, there's no way about it. No doubt I run bad but I've gotta have some massive spew.

I'm going to post all of my hands (minus the ones I posted in other threads) that I've lost 60BB or more in over the last 4 days. Some I know I misplayed pretty bad.

#1: Yay I run bad.

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SB ($50)
BB ($53)
UTG ($17.50)
MP ($70.40)
Hero ($72.25)
Button ($61.55)

Preflop: Hero is CO with , .
UTG calls $0.50, MP raises to $2.25, Hero raises to $8, 3 folds, UTG calls $7.50, MP calls $5.75.

Flop: ($24.75) , , (3 players)
UTG checks, MP bets $15, Hero raises to $64.25 (All-In), UTG folds, MP calls $47.40 (All-In).

Turn: ($149.55) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($149.55) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $151.4

(he had QQ)


#2: Villain was a maniac but I think this play is bad regardless.

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BB ($80.65)
UTG ($145.95)
MP ($50)
CO ($13.30)
Hero ($68.70)
SB ($50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , . UTG posts a blind of $0.50.
1 fold, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.25, 1 fold, UTG (poster) calls $1.75, 1 fold.

Flop: ($5.25) , , (3 players)
UTG bets $0.5, Hero raises to $4, UTG calls $3.50.

Turn: ($13.25) (3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $9, UTG raises to $40.25, Hero raises to $71.45 (All-In), UTG calls $22.20.

River: ($138.15) (3 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $147.15

Results in white below:
SB doesn't show.
UTG has Tc Kd (straight, king high).
Hero has Ah Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins $147.15.

#3: once again the same maniac, I think this is fine.

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UTG ($73.65)
MP ($199.70)
CO ($50.40)
Button ($65.65)
Hero ($55.90)
BB ($7)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
1 fold, MP raises to $1.5, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5.25, 1 fold, MP calls $3.50.

Flop: ($10.75) , , (2 players)
Hero bets $7, MP calls $7.

Turn: ($24.75) (2 players)
Hero bets $14, MP raises to $187.7 (All-In), Hero calls $29.90 (All-In).

River: ($112.55) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $256.35

Results in white below:
Hero has Qc Qd (one pair, queens).
MP has Jh Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: MP wins $256.35.

#4: Nothing like a small instaraise to induce a retarded all-in...too bad I run bad.

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MP ($46.20)
CO ($29.40)
Button ($69.90)
Hero ($50.25)
BB ($54.80)
UTG ($52.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with , .
4 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, BB raises to $5, Hero raises to $16.75, BB raises to $50, Hero raises to $67 (All-In), BB calls $5.25.

Flop: ($110.50) , , (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($110.50) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($110.50) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $110.5

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc Kh (one pair, kings).
BB has Jc As (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins $122.25.

#5: Villain is standard TAG for these levels. I figured I have good fold equity with the raise and when he pushed I think the call is a no-brainer.

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SB ($87.95)
BB ($46.85)
UTG ($81.15)
MP ($55.80)
CO ($149.55)
Hero ($50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
1 fold, MP raises to $2, CO calls $2, Hero calls $2, 2 folds.

Flop: ($6.75) , , (3 players)
MP bets $4.85, CO folds, Hero raises to $17, MP raises to $58.65 (All-In), Hero calls $31 (All-In).

Turn: ($102.75) (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($102.75) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $113.4

Results in white below:
MP has Ac As (one pair, aces).
Hero has 5d 4d (one pair, fives).
Outcome: MP wins $113.40.

#6: Against same TAG, this was pure spew. I was playing really lag at the time so I felt like he would be playing back with alot of foldable hands here. He sure as hell ain't folding an overpair though so I think it's pretty bad.

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BB ($79.80)
UTG ($244.60)
MP ($70.60)
CO ($63.60)
Hero ($50)
SB ($55)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.75, SB raises to $7.25, 1 fold, MP folds, Hero calls $5.25.

Flop: ($16.50) , , (2 players)
SB bets $13, Hero raises to $43 (All-In), SB calls $30.

Turn: ($0) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($0) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $102.5

Results in white below:
SB has Kh Kc (one pair, kings).
Hero has 7s 8s (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: SB wins $102.50.


#7: Both opps were donks.

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MP ($48.25)
CO ($49.85)
Hero ($107.45)
SB ($145.60)
BB ($87.85)
UTG ($41.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
1 fold, MP raises to $1.75, CO calls $1.75, Hero raises to $7.75, 2 folds, MP calls $6, CO calls $6.

Flop: ($24) , , (3 players)
MP checks, CO bets $42.1 (All-In), Hero raises to $84.2, MP folds.

Turn: ($108.20) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($108.20) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $108.2

Results in white below:
CO has 6c 6d (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero has Kd Ks (one pair, kings).
Outcome: CO wins $108.20.


#8: An aggressive donk with high VPIP and aggression factor and showdown %. I think my call was based on the WTF factor more than anything else. It was probably really bad.

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UTG ($88.45)
MP ($46.85)
CO ($80.40)
Button ($55.80)
SB ($103.05)
Hero ($49.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
4 folds, SB raises to $2.25, Hero calls $1.50.

Flop: ($4.25) , , (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3, SB raises to $6, Hero calls $3.

Turn: ($16.25) (2 players)
SB bets $12, Hero calls $12.

River: ($40.25) (2 players)
SB bets $83.05 (All-In), Hero calls $29.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $99.25

Results in white below:
SB has Qc 4h (straight, five high).
Hero has Ac Kc (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: SB wins $152.80.


#9: Villain sucks, too bad I run so good!

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MP ($62.80)
CO ($64.45)
Hero ($52.75)
SB ($49.50)
BB ($57.45)
UTG ($55.50)

Preflop: Hero is Button with , .
3 folds, Hero raises to $1.75, SB raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero calls $4.

Flop: ($12.25) , , (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $9, SB raises to $43.75 (All-In), Hero calls $34.75.

Turn: ($0) (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($0) (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $99.75

Results in white below:
SB has Qd Ah (flush, queen high).
Hero has 8c Th (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: SB wins $99.75.