Even Donks play NL2000.

How not to play AA.

PokerStars Game #5008858776: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/05/21 - 16:53:09 (ET)
Table 'Lotis' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: Ryokan ($81.50 in chips)
Seat 2: sphynx ($732.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Per Hansen ($2532.50 in chips)
Seat 4: dapoler ($1957 in chips)
Seat 5: Nazgul18 ($3824 in chips)
Seat 6: teddy wong ($1970 in chips)
Seat 7: Six Sticks ($2590.50 in chips)
Seat 9: ZappyB ($2391 in chips)
ZappyB: posts small blind $10
Ryokan: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
sphynx: calls $20
Per Hansen: folds
dapoler: calls $20
Nazgul18: folds
teddy wong: folds
Six Sticks: calls $20
ZappyB: folds
Ryokan: raises $40 to $60
sphynx: raises $40 to $100
dapoler: calls $80
Six Sticks: folds
Ryokan: calls $21.50 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6c 4h]
sphynx: checks
dapoler: bets $60
sphynx: calls $60
*** TURN *** [Qc 6c 4h] [8c]
sphynx: checks
dapoler: bets $90
sphynx: raises $482.50 to $572.50 and is all-in
dapoler: calls $482.50
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6c 4h 8c] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
sphynx: shows [As Ac] (a pair of Aces)
dapoler: shows [Jc 9c] (a flush, Queen high)
dapoler collected $1302 from side pot
Ryokan: mucks hand
dapoler collected $271.50 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1576.50 Main pot $271.50. Side pot $1302. | Rake $3
Board [Qc 6c 4h 8c 7s]
Seat 1: Ryokan (big blind) mucked
Seat 2: sphynx showed [As Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 3: Per Hansen folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: dapoler showed [Jc 9c] and won ($1573.50) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 5: Nazgul18 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: teddy wong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Six Sticks (button) folded before Flop
Seat 9: ZappyB (small blind) folded before Flop

Oh.

Originally Posted by dsaxton

Oh.

Yah I was just watching NL2000 today for fun and was amazed somebody would play AA like that.

Don't worry I got the numbing sarcasm dsax.

PokerStars Game #4993563566: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/05/20 - 06:32:08 (ET)
Table 'Dejanira' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: snake8484 ($2042 in chips)
Seat 3: rutasasha ($670 in chips)
Seat 4: james007 ($1940 in chips)
Seat 5: AK SWAT ($2668.50 in chips)
Seat 6: TillerMaN ($2057 in chips)
Seat 7: VODKA7UP ($3379.50 in chips)
Seat 8: H@££INGGOL ($7084.35 in chips)
james007: posts small blind $10
AK SWAT: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
TillerMaN: folds
VODKA7UP: folds
H@££INGGOL: raises $60 to $80
snake8484: folds
rutasasha: folds
james007: folds
AK SWAT: raises $260 to $340
H@££INGGOL: calls $260
*** FLOP *** [9s Ah 7c]
AK SWAT: checks
H@££INGGOL: bets $380
AK SWAT: calls $380
*** TURN *** [9s Ah 7c] [Jd]
AK SWAT: checks
H@££INGGOL: checks
*** RIVER *** [9s Ah 7c Jd] [3c]
AK SWAT: bets $1948.50 and is all-in
H@££INGGOL: calls $1948.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AK SWAT: shows [3h 6h] (a pair of Threes)
H@££INGGOL: shows [Ad As] (three of a kind, Aces)
H@££INGGOL collected $5344 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5347 | Rake $3
Board [9s Ah 7c Jd 3c]
Seat 1: snake8484 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rutasasha (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: james007 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: AK SWAT (big blind) showed [3h 6h] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 6: TillerMaN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: VODKA7UP folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: H@££INGGOL showed [Ad As] and won ($5344) with three of a kind, Aces

PokerStars Game #4993517994: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/05/20 - 06:16:39 (ET)
Table 'Cassiopea' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: bet2win ($4071 in chips)
Seat 2: Kallex ($2000 in chips)
Seat 3: TillerMaN ($1990 in chips)
Seat 4: TheBack77 ($1479 in chips)
Seat 5: snake8484 ($4254 in chips)
Seat 6: GreenMan ($1692.60 in chips)
Seat 7: AK SWAT ($6307 in chips)
Seat 9: H@££INGGOL ($17534.80 in chips)
H@££INGGOL: posts small blind $10
bet2win: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Kallex: folds
TillerMaN: raises $60 to $80
TheBack77: folds
snake8484: folds
GreenMan: folds
AK SWAT: calls $80
H@££INGGOL: folds
bet2win: folds
*** FLOP *** [2s Kh 5d]
TillerMaN: checks
AK SWAT: checks
*** TURN *** [2s Kh 5d] [Js]
TillerMaN: bets $140
AK SWAT: raises $260 to $400
TillerMaN: raises $1510 to $1910 and is all-in
AK SWAT: calls $1510
*** RIVER *** [2s Kh 5d Js] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TillerMaN: shows [Jh Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
AK SWAT: mucks hand
TillerMaN collected $4007 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4010 | Rake $3
Board [2s Kh 5d Js 4c]
Seat 1: bet2win (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Kallex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TillerMaN showed [Jh Jd] and won ($4007) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: TheBack77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: snake8484 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: GreenMan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: AK SWAT (button) mucked
Seat 9: H@££INGGOL (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #4993510753: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/05/20 - 06:14:22 (ET)
Table 'Cassiopea' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: bet2win ($4071 in chips)
Seat 2: Kallex ($2521 in chips)
Seat 3: TillerMaN ($1990 in chips)
Seat 4: TheBack77 ($1449 in chips)
Seat 5: snake8484 ($4167 in chips)
Seat 6: GreenMan ($1822.60 in chips)
Seat 7: AK SWAT ($3759 in chips)
Seat 8: slippery2 ($2505.50 in chips)
Seat 9: H@££INGGOL ($17554.80 in chips)
snake8484: posts small blind $10
GreenMan: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
AK SWAT: calls $20
slippery2: folds
slippery2 leaves the table
H@££INGGOL: folds
bet2win: folds
Kallex: raises $100 to $120
TillerMaN: folds
TheBack77: folds
snake8484: folds
GreenMan: calls $100
AK SWAT: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [5d 9d 3c]
GreenMan: checks
AK SWAT: checks
Kallex: bets $300
GreenMan: folds
AK SWAT: raises $3339 to $3639 and is all-in
Kallex: calls $2101 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5d 9d 3c] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [5d 9d 3c Tc] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AK SWAT: shows [Ts 6s] (a pair of Tens)
Kallex: mucks hand
AK SWAT collected $5169 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5172 | Rake $3
Board [5d 9d 3c Tc 7h]
Seat 1: bet2win folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Kallex mucked
Seat 3: TillerMaN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TheBack77 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: snake8484 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: GreenMan (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: AK SWAT showed [Ts 6s] and won ($5169) with a pair of Tens
Seat 8: slippery2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: H@££INGGOL folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #4993521186: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/05/20 - 06:17:41 (ET)
Table 'Cassiopea' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: bet2win ($4051 in chips)
Seat 2: Kallex ($2000 in chips)
Seat 3: TillerMaN ($4007 in chips)
Seat 4: TheBack77 ($1479 in chips)
Seat 5: snake8484 ($4254 in chips)
Seat 6: GreenMan ($1692.60 in chips)
Seat 7: AK SWAT ($4317 in chips)
Seat 9: H@££INGGOL ($17524.80 in chips)
bet2win: posts small blind $10
Kallex: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
TillerMaN: folds
snake8484 said, "nh"
TheBack77: calls $20
snake8484: raises $80 to $100
GreenMan: folds
TillerMaN said, "hmmm"
TillerMaN said, "thx"
AK SWAT: raises $280 to $380
H@££INGGOL: folds
bet2win: folds
Kallex: folds
TheBack77: folds
snake8484: calls $280
*** FLOP *** [2d 9c Ad]
TillerMaN said, "u see other hand vs dave snake?"
snake8484: checks
AK SWAT: bets $3937 and is all-in
snake8484: calls $3874 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2d 9c Ad] [7d]
*** RIVER *** [2d 9c Ad 7d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
snake8484: shows [9h 9s] (a full house, Nines full of Sevens)
AK SWAT: mucks hand
snake8484 collected $8555 from pot
snake8484 said, "i didnt"
AK SWAT leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $8558 | Rake $3
Board [2d 9c Ad 7d 7s]
Seat 1: bet2win (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Kallex (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: TillerMaN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TheBack77 folded before Flop
Seat 5: snake8484 showed [9h 9s] and won ($8555) with a full house, Nines full of Sevens
Seat 6: GreenMan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: AK SWAT mucked
Seat 9: H@££INGGOL (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #4993501916: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/05/20 - 06:11:45 (ET)
Table 'Marghanna' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: PuinaWong ($928 in chips)
Seat 2: H@££INGGOL ($6079.10 in chips)
Seat 3: TillerMaN ($1990 in chips)
Seat 4: AK SWAT ($1801 in chips)
Seat 5: dave24w ($4615 in chips)
Seat 6: snake8484 ($2708 in chips)
snake8484: posts small blind $10
PuinaWong: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
H@££INGGOL: raises $60 to $80
TillerMaN: calls $80
AK SWAT: calls $80
dave24w: calls $80
snake8484: folds
PuinaWong: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h 2h Kd]
H@££INGGOL: checks
TillerMaN: checks
AK SWAT: checks
dave24w: checks
*** TURN *** [3h 2h Kd] [4c]
H@££INGGOL: bets $280
TillerMaN: folds
AK SWAT: raises $480 to $760
dave24w: folds
H@££INGGOL: raises $5239.10 to $5999.10 and is all-in
AK SWAT: calls $961 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [3h 2h Kd 4c] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
H@££INGGOL: shows [5h 6d] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
AK SWAT: mucks hand
H@££INGGOL collected $3789 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3792 | Rake $3
Board [3h 2h Kd 4c 2s]
Seat 1: PuinaWong (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: H@££INGGOL showed [5h 6d] and won ($3789) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 3: TillerMaN folded on the Turn
Seat 4: AK SWAT mucked
Seat 5: dave24w (button) folded on the Turn
Seat 6: snake8484 (small blind) folded before Flop

PokerStars Game #4993529394: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/05/20 - 06:20:27 (ET)
Table 'Marghanna' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: PuinaWong ($1310 in chips)
Seat 2: H@££INGGOL ($7767.10 in chips)
Seat 3: TillerMaN ($4197 in chips)
Seat 4: AK SWAT ($1215.60 in chips)
Seat 5: dave24w ($3226 in chips)
Seat 6: snake8484 ($2835 in chips)
AK SWAT: posts small blind $10
dave24w: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
snake8484: raises $60 to $80
PuinaWong: folds
H@££INGGOL: raises $180 to $260
TillerMaN: folds
AK SWAT: calls $250
dave24w: calls $240
snake8484: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [3d Kh 3c]
AK SWAT: checks
dave24w: checks
snake8484: bets $440
H@££INGGOL: folds
AK SWAT: raises $515.60 to $955.60 and is all-in
dave24w: folds
snake8484: calls $515.60
*** TURN *** [3d Kh 3c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [3d Kh 3c Qd] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
AK SWAT: shows [9d Js] (a straight, Nine to King)
snake8484: mucks hand
AK SWAT collected $2948.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2951.20 | Rake $3
Board [3d Kh 3c Qd Td]
Seat 1: PuinaWong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: H@££INGGOL folded on the Flop
Seat 3: TillerMaN (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AK SWAT (small blind) showed [9d Js] and won ($2948.20) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 5: dave24w (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: snake8484 mucked



PokerStars Game #4993546790: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2006/05/20 - 06:26:20 (ET)
Table 'Marghanna' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: PuinaWong ($1267 in chips)
Seat 2: H@££INGGOL ($7477.10 in chips)
Seat 3: TillerMaN ($4167 in chips)
Seat 4: pasabill ($770 in chips)
Seat 5: dave24w ($2648.50 in chips)
Seat 6: snake8484 ($2637 in chips)
dave24w: posts small blind $10
snake8484: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
PuinaWong: folds
H@££INGGOL: folds
TillerMaN: folds
pasabill: raises $60 to $80
dave24w: calls $70
snake8484: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [6s Jc 5h]
dave24w: checks
snake8484: bets $160
pasabill: folds
dave24w: raises $2408.50 to $2568.50 and is all-in
snake8484 said, "this could bne one of my worst calls ever"
snake8484: calls $2397 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6s Jc 5h] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [6s Jc 5h Qh] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dave24w: shows [4d 7s] (high card Queen)
snake8484: shows [Js Ac] (a pair of Jacks)
snake8484 collected $5351 from pot
snake8484 said, "but it wasnt"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5354 | Rake $3
Board [6s Jc 5h Qh 2s]
Seat 1: PuinaWong folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: H@££INGGOL folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: TillerMaN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pasabill (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: dave24w (small blind) showed [4d 7s] and lost with high card Queen
Seat 6: snake8484 (big blind) showed [Js Ac] and won ($5351) with a pair of Jacks

Wow Tillerman is playing 2000NL?! I heard he went off to play poker, didn't know he ended up this good..

What the fuck is going on at NL2000? I don't understand how AKSWAT has a bankroll to play there after making so many retarded plays. Does he just have so much money (maybe actually a good player?) that he doesn't care about losing thousands and thousands of dollars or something?

Jeeeeez wish people played like that at 25NL and 50NL.

High stakes attract rich gamblers and sharks.

Jeeeeez wish people played like that at 25NL and 50NL.

lol

Originally Posted by johnnyBuz

Jeeeeez wish people played like that at 25NL and 50NL.

if you don't beat 25 or 50 nl, quit poker. and i'm serious.

i think that is a bit extreme.

maybe, if you think you are good because you can beat 25 or 50nl, think again. so you know the basics right!

How about, if you don't beat 25 or 50nl, practice more!

ok ok ok i was kidding to a degree. i just thought it was funny that someone would play like that.

jeeeez

i dont know what you guys thought i meant. i dont mind taking down small pots waiting for that big one to get the money in, but whose one to complain when money is falling from the sky?