FTR HU TOURNEY ***ON HOLD F%^K STARS SUPPORT***

Here is who I have right now, let's gogogogogogo.

Also, format still undecided, so I'm adding a poll, PLZ ONLY VOTE IF YOU ARE ON THIS LIST, OTHERWISE PLZ JUST RESPECT US AND DO NOT VOTE.

1. Bode- I'll sign this shit for your younger brother
2. Zee Devee- Pack attack
3. Sauce- Guide's won't save you in this one
4. Setzy- Cannot 12 tbl this shit
5. Massimo- twin-killing
6. EzDuzit- Ez as your Mom
7. Bjaust - little kid with a dream
8. Zook- Winless like Anna
9. Alexos- ShipitHolla Lolla
10. GMML- I'll get Hartlin to coach you, you'll be fine
11. Bigspenda73- ball-game
12. Jack Sawyer- BR degen
13. Renton- Marathon man at poker, minute man with the ladies
14. ISF- 30-3 will not be your HU record
15. Ravageur- I don't even know you, but I hate 'yo guts
16. Genitruc- Finding more and more ways to play less hands a day
17. Triptanes- LolChiefsfans
18. Arkana- 1k posts, 'da fuck are you?
19. Phythonic- seriously, WHO ARE THESE PPL?
20. Phantom_Lord- Sucks as werewolf, sucks at HU
21. Trikkflow- Fellow-Texan, future-loser
22. Benny999- he puts diamonds in his cereal...
23. Miffed2001- you'll need a HUD to beat me
24. Kmind- single-handedly making my sharkscope look awesome
25. Badgers- won't understand why he has more than 20bb's.
26. UniBomber- I'll make your ass tap out
27. Kettleofish- They're just lining up to get owned now
28. AAPoker- Better call AAA, cuz you ass is gonna get "broke" down
29. McatDog- Is that a rough ride....the Colts bandwagon?
30. Andy AKB- There will be plenty to review after your ass goes down
31. Lukie- hi
32. Maxxscam-ru kidding me?

yo i understand Sauce being first seed and all

but has the zero seed been assigned yet?

Has the date and time been decided?

Don't the new guys get nicknames?

Originally Posted by Jack Sawyer

Don't the new guys get nicknames?

done

lfmao, freakin' awesome

Best of 3 200bb deep

Originally Posted by givememyleg

Best of 3 200bb deep

mmmm

bring it on bitches

What buyin are you doing? Spots still avail?

Originally Posted by AHiltz

What buyin are you doing? Spots still avail?

$20. Yes, 5.

someone get gayb and lukie to play.

Spenda could you add 10bbs 1 match per round please? Otherwise I'm screwed

Nah seriously, best of 3 200bbs ftw.

I blatantly deserve be bottom seed so I can play sauce. Tbh I'm going to be playing someone super-sick as long as you keep the seeding system so I'm happy

Originally Posted by badgers

I blatantly deserve be bottom seed so I can play sauce. Tbh I'm going to be playing someone super-sick as long as you keep the seeding system so I'm happy

No way. I got dibbs on last seed- it was announced the other thread. HU for last seed?

seedind is still yet to be determined guys

As long as you do the seedings so that i can knock triptane out in the first round im happy

Yea, Ill do this

What's the dates for this? Undecided?

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

seedind is still yet to be determined guys

random seedings would be fun.

Originally Posted by Zee Devee

Originally Posted by badgers

I blatantly deserve be bottom seed so I can play sauce. Tbh I'm going to be playing someone super-sick as long as you keep the seeding system so I'm happy

No way. I got dibbs on last seed- it was announced the other thread. HU for last seed?

I am so up for that if we're bottom 2 seeds. Best of 3 std HUSnG on Stars?

Originally Posted by bode

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

seedind is still yet to be determined guys

random seedings would be fun.

That kind of undermines the whole idea of seeding, no?

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

27. Kettleofish- They're just lining up to get owned now

Heeey, I'll have you know I'm English, we don't get "owned". It's a "sound thrashing", an "honourable defeat" or "getting sent home with our tails between our legs".

Oh, and best of 3 200bbs FTW, that way my hilarious luckbox run to the final will be all the sweeter

Originally Posted by bode

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

seedind is still yet to be determined guys

random seedings would be fun.

Andy's in and if Hiltz is in as well we just need 3 more.

I'll play?

Originally Posted by Sykedupp

I'll play?

added

wtf are we still seeding!?!?!?!?!?

we're not dumbass, it's called a FUCKING list

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

seedind is still yet to be determined guys

i'll donate $20

Originally Posted by mcatdog

i'll donate $20

r u playing too? Or what?

Can we get someone who's ass I'm not gonna destroy? Tap me out... HA! I won't be late to this like the AP $200 added tourney's. I don't like starting with 10bbs, two min before the first break.

I'll play

Originally Posted by givememyleg

Best of 3 200bb deep

So wait. I'd need to push 200bb's whenever it looks like I have to play postflop poker?

UNO MAS!
UNO MAS!
UNO MAS!

count me in!

woohoo

300bb deep, best of 3, non escalating. 2p2 got this one right.

LOL at me being a bandwagoner, I've only watched 90% of the Colts games since I was in middle school, I guess real fans would've watched the other 10% even though they had other commitments

GOGOGOGOG lets get this going noowwwwwwww

Sorry boys I'm back out. Not in my BR managment anymore, since I withdrew.

-Chris

Originally Posted by badgers

Originally Posted by Zee Devee

Originally Posted by badgers

I blatantly deserve be bottom seed so I can play sauce. Tbh I'm going to be playing someone super-sick as long as you keep the seeding system so I'm happy

No way. I got dibbs on last seed- it was announced the other thread. HU for last seed?

I am so up for that if we're bottom 2 seeds. Best of 3 std HUSnG on Stars?

Well now I doubt that we are going to be seeded, but shoot me a pm if you want to do it anyway (practice practice practice).

Originally Posted by Lukie

count me in!

woohoo

300bb deep, best of 3, non escalating. 2p2 got this one right.

seat's taken, can't sit here

jk you're in

Lets see how the high rollers adjust to the lowstakes game!!

let's see how the everyone adjusts to super luckbox unibomber14. I don't drop bombs baby, I drop one. I'm takin' this s***.

Originally Posted by bjsaust

Originally Posted by givememyleg

Best of 3 200bb deep

So wait. I'd need to push 200bb's whenever it looks like I have to play postflop poker?

i lol'ed hard because thats what I'm going to be thinking throughout the whole thing!

I'll play, but when and where?

I told Spenda I'm in if needed, my seat is available if a late comer wants in, so just because it fills up you may still be able to get in, if anybody wants.

nm

i'll play if theres extra seat or someone drops out, if not no biggie

haha

spenda seriously nice fucking job if u can organize/pull this off thanks for setting this up

I'm trying, I'm in contact with the PS team, I might need some "pull" from some of you higher-stakes regs, but overall I have a good feeling about it.

omg, look at those last 5 entries, this tourney just got a lot tougher boys

if someone else wants in i m down for playing 2 ppl at once

villains can combine their 4 cards vs my two and still get crushed by my massive luckbox

Originally Posted by Genitruc

if someone else wants in i m down for playing 2 ppl at once

villains can combine their 4 cards vs my two and still get crushed by my massive luckbox

now that's the kind of shit-talking I want to start hearing bitches

Its hard to trashtalk you with that avatar. Please change to one that doesnt make me feel all nice inside.

i can email stars support, i'm a pretty high volume player and support generally (always) does what i ask them to.

let me know if u need some help.

I've emailed, got a response that it was forwarded to the correct dept and I am still awaiting response.

I'm sure having a few of you regs asking nicely would go a long way cuz I am not a high-traffic player on that site.

what do i say

I'll beat you without looking at my cards
GAMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLOL

Originally Posted by Lukie

what do i say

pm'ed

DAMN I missed this thread, if you need a sub I'd like to play. Of the 6 HU tourneys I've played my ROI is -100% so I'd be good dead money for somebody.

Originally Posted by taipan168

DAMN I missed this thread, if you need a sub I'd like to play. Of the 6 HU tourneys I've played my ROI is -100% so I'd be good dead money for somebody.

lol, I was wondering where you were, you're second on the alternates list sir

Also, wtf nits? This is gonna be 200bb deep, stop voting for 100bb deep, I was just being democratic.

WHO DO WE ESCROW WITH!?!?!?

Originally Posted by Triptanes

WHO DO WE ESCROW WITH!?!?!?

gabe obv

Originally Posted by bigspenda73

Also, wtf nits? This is gonna be 200bb deep, stop voting for 100bb deep, I was just being democratic.

be a damn communist, dammit!
200bb, best of three. that is all.

so when and where do i get to suckout on/pwn my first victim?

I'm trying but Stars is not cooperating

if stars is being a bitch, what about playing the $2.2 hu games, and at the end refund from the escrow fund for however many games played?

damn wish i had some ability to deal with stars support

Benny that idea is ok but the structure of those suck, unforturnately here is what I just got back from PS.

Originally Posted by bitch-ass Stars Support

Hello,

Unfortunately, we can not set this up. You can however make use of our HU
SNGs with no blind increases. They start at $10.50+$0.50 but we can
possibly deploy a cheaper version; however 1 cent will not be possible.

Kind Regards,
Carly

It's probably because of the passwords problem they were having with the 2p2 HU tourney...Stars had to change the passwords every week or so because it was being leaked out, so its probably not worth it for them.

We could always just do a winner refunds the loser $10 every game. Yeah we will be paying a but more in rake, but I don't really see what else can be done since they won't do the 1 cent thing. In a 32 man tourn with each match being best of 3, the winner of the whole thing will pay a max of $7.50 in rake. What about a 5 + .25 version or something? Will they allow that?

Oh also, I just checked the private tournament creator and you can't set it to no blind increase or make it deeper.... we would need Stars help with that too.... Unless they just meant "play the sng versions, good luck."