How not to play heads up ...

This is funny stuff. There was a third player just before this first hand, so this is the entirety of the heads up match.
CARDSON
*********** # 16 **************
PokerStars Game #831530067: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:03:45
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1289.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1358.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [8h Jh]
ElkY: calls $5
michael1123: raises $30 to $40
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: shows [8h Jh] (high card Jack)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 15 **************
PokerStars Game #831530902: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:01
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1299.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1348.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [7s Kh]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 14 **************
PokerStars Game #831531581: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:14
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1309.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1338.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Jd Kh]
ElkY: raises $20 to $30
michael1123: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [9h Kd 6d]
ElkY: checks
michael1123: bets $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $59 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $60 | Rake $1
Board [9h Kd 6d]
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($59)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded on the Flop

*********** # 13 **************
PokerStars Game #831532607: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:33
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1338.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1308.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Kd Ah]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 12 **************
PokerStars Game #831533229: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:44
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1348.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1298.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [3c 6s]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: shows [3c 6s] (high card Six)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 11 **************
PokerStars Game #831533868: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:04:56
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1353.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1293.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [4c 5d]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: shows [4c 5d] (high card Five)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 10 **************
PokerStars Game #831534598: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:10
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1363.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1283.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ac Jh]
michael1123 said, "come on, its heads up man"
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 9 **************
PokerStars Game #831535285: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:22
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1368.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1278.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ad 6h]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 8 **************
PokerStars Game #831535935: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:35
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1378.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1268.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [9c Kc]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 7 **************
PokerStars Game #831536528: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:46
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1383.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1263.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ac 9c]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
SHANI joins the table at seat #6
michael1123 said, "geez"
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 6 **************
PokerStars Game #831537144: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:05:57
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1393.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1253.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123 said, "yeah, I'll play you when you hit the pocket aces"
SHANI: is sitting out
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [6c 2h]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: shows [6c 2h] (high card Six)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 5 **************
PokerStars Game #831538996: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:06:30
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1398.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1248.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Js Jh]
SHANI leaves the table
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 4 **************
PokerStars Game #831539591: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:06:41
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1408.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1238.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Ah 5d]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 3 **************
PokerStars Game #831540089: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:06:51
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1413.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1233.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [2d 9c]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 2 **************
PokerStars Game #831540708: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:07:02
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #7 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1423.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1223.75 in chips)
ElkY: posts small blind $5
michael1123: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [Td 2d]
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $10 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 8: ElkY (small blind) folded before Flop

*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #831541259: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2004/11/05 - 23:07:12
(ET)
Table 'Antonia' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 7: michael1123 ($1428.25 in chips)
Seat 8: ElkY ($1218.75 in chips)
michael1123: posts small blind $5
ElkY: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to michael1123 [5s Qh]
michael1123: raises $20 to $30
ElkY: folds
michael1123 collected $20 from pot
michael1123: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20 | Rake $0
Seat 7: michael1123 (small blind) collected ($20)
Seat 8: ElkY (button) (big blind) folded before Flop

Then he sits out. $140 basically in blinds, handed over to me. Silly.

He's very clever. After hours of folding his blinds eventually he'll hit a monster and raise. You'll fold and he'll make 10 bucks back. But on the next hand, If you he raises you won't know what to think! You'll probably fold. And he'll start his hour-long folding cycle just to set you up for his next 2 hand rush.

He's an evil genius.

-'rilla

Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla

He's very clever. After hours of folding his blinds eventually he'll hit a monster and raise. You'll fold and he'll make 10 bucks back. But on the next hand, If you he raises you won't know what to think! You'll probably fold. And he'll start his hour-long folding cycle just to set you up for his next 2 hand rush.

He's an evil genius.

-'rilla

lol, just what i was thinking


-anto

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This was a ring game? Wow, I first thought it was a SnG and he was on post and fold, but since it's a ring game that's just amazing. He must've gave you in excess of $100 there!