I CANNOT FRICKIN WIN

Remember, this guy only had $35 to start with. But all these little shortstacks keep up with this same crap and it adds up. What in the hell?

***** Hand History for Game 2043673645 *****
$100 NL Hold'em - Friday, May 13, 17:03:20 EDT 2005
Table Table 36666 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: Laramar ( $215.5 )
Seat 5: merlin31000 ( $35.88 )
Seat 6: win_n_sit ( $97.57 )
Seat 4: SlappYou ( $109.95 )
Seat 1: johnpendley ( $35 )
Seat 2: hairpinflush ( $99 )
johnpendley posts small blind [$0.5].
hairpinflush posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SlappYou [ Js Kd ]
Laramar folds.
SlappYou raises [$4].
merlin31000 folds.
win_n_sit folds.
johnpendley calls [$3.5].
hairpinflush folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ah, Ks, 2h ]
johnpendley checks.
SlappYou bets [$7].
johnpendley calls [$7].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Jh ]
johnpendley bets [$5].
SlappYou raises [$30].
johnpendley is all-In [$19]
** Dealing River ** [ Qd ]
SlappYou shows [ Js, Kd ] two pairs, kings and jacks.
johnpendley shows [ Jd, Ad ] two pairs, aces and jacks.
SlappYou wins $6 from side pot #1 with two pairs, kings and jacks.
johnpendley wins $69 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and jacks.
win_n_sit has left the table.


Did I do anything wrong here?
The pot was like $25 so I decided to just go ahead and put him allin for his last $20 bucks. What would you do?

I'm not sure. Maybe just call him down... flop comes ace high and he calls, after calling your pre-flop raise. What's he got here? AJ, AK, AQ, AT, what? Pretty sure he has an ace, and the other two cards out there are a king and a jack - the likelihood that he has your two pair beat is decent. If not he's probably got top pair with a 6 or 7 out draw (for the straight, or to move ahead of your two pair). I'd want to see a showdown, but the cheapest possible showdown.

Ok, I guess I can

***** Hand History for Game 2043741191 *****
$100 NL Hold'em - Friday, May 13, 17:19:21 EDT 2005
Table Table 36666 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 3: Laramar ( $243.7 )
Seat 4: SlappYou ( $105.4 )
Seat 1: johnpendley ( $135.43 )
Seat 2: hairpinflush ( $39.1 )
Seat 6: jdten ( $95.25 )
SlappYou posts small blind [$0.5].
jdten posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SlappYou [ Ad As ]
johnpendley folds.
hairpinflush calls [$1].
SlappYou raises [$3.5].
jdten calls [$3].
hairpinflush calls [$3].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ac, 5c, Js ]
SlappYou bets [$7].
jdten calls [$7].
hairpinflush folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 3d ]
SlappYou bets [$15].
jdten raises [$30].
SlappYou raises [$30].
jdten is all-In [$54.25]
SlappYou calls [$39.25].
** Dealing River ** [ 5h ]
SlappYou shows [ Ad, As ] a full house, Aces full of fives.
jdten doesn't show [ Ah, 3h ] two pairs, aces and fives.
SlappYou wins $192.5 from the main pot with a full house, Aces full of fives.


This is why I hate 2 pairs

And I still can

***** Hand History for Game 2043774655 *****
$100 NL Hold'em - Friday, May 13, 17:27:09 EDT 2005
Table Table 36666 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 3: Laramar ( $240.2 )
Seat 4: SlappYou ( $199.8 )
Seat 1: johnpendley ( $145.43 )
Seat 2: hairpinflush ( $15.6 )
Seat 5: joeblow79 ( $37.7 )
Seat 6: APISCIONE ( $96.5 )
johnpendley posts small blind [$0.5].
hairpinflush posts big blind [$1].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to SlappYou [ Ad Kc ]
Laramar folds.
SlappYou raises [$4].
joeblow79 calls [$4].
APISCIONE calls [$4].
johnpendley folds.
hairpinflush folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, Kh, 3h ]
SlappYou bets [$10].
joeblow79 calls [$10].
APISCIONE calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 2d ]
SlappYou bets [$20].
joeblow79 calls [$20].
APISCIONE folds.
** Dealing River ** [ 6s ]
SlappYou bets [$3.69].
joeblow79 calls [$3.69].
SlappYou shows [ Ad, Kc ] a pair of kings.
joeblow79 doesn't show [ Ah, 6h ] a pair of sixes.
SlappYou wins $88.88 from the main pot with a pair of kings.