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    Default JJ and crazy donk open jams

    villain just sat down so no reads. i looked him up on table ratings while this was happening so my only read is that he sucks. idk why but his 5x raise pre just threw me off so that is why i chose not to 3-bet him. i have no idea if thats his norm or what.

    PokerStars Game #24557457314: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2009/02/03 10:59:33 ET
    Table 'Ute IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
    Seat 1: mac-13579 ($189 in chips)
    Seat 2: will641 ($207.70 in chips)
    Seat 3: tonziano ($207.30 in chips)
    Seat 4: JohnnyDBWFC ($63.80 in chips)
    Seat 5: poker hinky ($32.65 in chips)
    Seat 6: ImpulsesKid ($205 in chips)
    will641: posts small blind $1
    tonziano: posts big blind $2
    *** HOLE CARDS ***
    Dealt to will641 [Jd Jh]
    JohnnyDBWFC: folds
    poker hinky: folds
    poker hinky leaves the table
    ImpulsesKid: folds
    mac-13579: raises $8 to $10
    Minetta755 joins the table at seat #5
    will641: calls $9
    tonziano: folds
    *** FLOP *** [7c 7d 5h]
    will641: checks
    mac-13579: bets $179 and is all-in
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    call in his face
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    You look like you could use a refreshing beverage. I recommend a SNAPPLE!


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Galapogos
    You look like you could use a refreshing beverage. I recommend a SNAPPLE!
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    I'd actually recommend some rice krispies for breakfast. Crackle, Pop, and.... oh wait who's the third one again? That's right, SNAP!
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    lol okay, i'm just being results oriented i guess...he had dem pokat rockets
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    i'm calling in his face before i'm snapping, but i'm definitely doing one of the two.
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    You guys are crazy id fold he prob has AA.
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    how can he NOT have AA here? This is sooo standard for AA at $200. You should SNAP fold this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan
    You guys are crazy id fold he prob has AA.
    No wai! AA has to worry about trips. He has to have at least a full house here.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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    quad suited Aces imo
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    change thread title to "expert player open jams and crazy donk calls with JJ" BOOM
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    Can anyone show me a HH where someone (not in a HU match) openjammed 100bb into a pot smaller than 20bbs please and did not have the relative nuts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Can anyone show me a HH where someone (not in a HU match) openjammed 100bb into a pot smaller than 20bbs please and did not have the relative nuts.
    You know when it comes down to it I always assume I have tons of these. I maybe have 1 in like 400k hands ever and I think it was probably at 25 or 50nl. Unfortunately you're not right often enough to call here and he's giving his money away anyway so you'll get another shot at it.
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    i cant say anything without it looking results oriented but yeah...theres no way i would snap this
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    I would call, but I understand folding.
  18. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Can anyone show me a HH where someone (not in a HU match) openjammed 100bb into a pot smaller than 20bbs please and did not have the relative nuts.
    The closest I could come was a couple of short stackers shoving approx. 20bb's into a smallish pot. One with TPGK and the other with air (till he hit runner runner to make a str8)
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  19. #19
    Is this really such an obvious call? How often do donks just open shove this flop after raising to 5x preflop with A-K or T-T? I guess T-T, 9-9 or 8-8 are possible but not all that likely.
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    I have seen this with a hand like A9 on a 779 board more than once. Probably 60BB+ worth of open shove. I don't have my old PT DB or I'd look for the hands.
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    i had a similar hand preflop though the other day. superfish insta-4bet ships 200bbs w/ AJo OTB vs my JJ 3bet in SB and I snap called.
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    i would call

    not 3-ebtting pre was a pretty big mistake though
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    Theres not even a FD out there, i'd have no problem folding this.
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    I think he must have to have pokat AA here becuse he bet so much, He would not want to risk it all at once with a worse hand.
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    I think Otter_Brothface just owned this thread.


    Quote Originally Posted by sauce123
    I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.

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