I don't know if this really counts as me owning someone, it's more like him owning himself. I had a read!

Bodog No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($290.50)
UTG ($184.00)
UTG+1 ($86.50)
UTG+2 ($198.00)
MP1 ($197.00)
MP2 ($178.00)
CO ($153.50)
Button ($152.00)
SB ($200.00)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K ,K . SB posts a blind of $1.
7 folds, SB calls $1, Hero raises to $8, SB calls.

Flop: ($16) 4, 8 , 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls $12.

Turn: ($40) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $28, SB calls $180 (All-In), Hero insta-calls $152.

River: ($400) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $400

Results below:
SB has Q J (one pair, eights).
Hero has K K (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $400.

I Bodog.