Lukie's PWNAGE thread

[gabe]

I'd flip my shit if I were Lukie.

I promise you that I didn't do anything but smile and say 'nh sir' and moved onto the next hand.

for the record, i never saw you say 'nh sir'

[bigred]

Lol, kick a man when he's down gabe.

[mcatdog]

Actually asshole

wow relax man!

At the risk of getting third-leveled, what's with the drama in this thread today? Lukie made a post that was obviously a joke, and I wrote a response that was also obviously a joke, and then all hell broke loose and everyone hates each other. LOL dramaments.

[gabe]

haha you totally got third leveled

[Lukie]

I'd flip my shit if I were Lukie.

I promise you that I didn't do anything but smile and say 'nh sir' and moved onto the next hand.

for the record, i never saw you say 'nh sir'

g1u (2:21:20 PM): you arent good at poker
g1u (2:21:23 PM): i try to tell you

g1u (2:28:25 PM): i bet you didnt haev a pair there
g1u (2:28:28 PM): because you cant fold a pair!
g1u (2:29:07 PM): wow

g1u (2:31:49 PM): youre so fake

(after the mega-beat you put on me)

g1u (2:35:00 PM): man this guy cant fold a pair
g1u (2:35:01 PM): its awesome
g1u (2:35:10 PM): OH WAIT THATS YOU
g1u (2:36:27 PM): haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
g1u (2:36:49 PM): i hope you are on tilt now
LuKie StyLe 3 (2:37:21 PM):

Auto Response from g1u (2:37:24 PM): lukie is on tilt

LuKie StyLe 3 (2:37:23 PM): nh sir

[bdawg56kg]

PokerStars Game #7254191121: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2006/12/01 - 14:34:53 (ET)
Table 'Oileus II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Wyern ($491.15 in chips)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya ($915 in chips)
Seat 3: kingsofcards ($1182.35 in chips)
Seat 4: ChrisGun ($701 in chips)
Seat 5: wwwBTHEREcom ($416 in chips)
Seat 6: gp333 ($396 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $2
Wyern: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [6h 8h]
Lukieplaya: raises $12 to $16
kingsofcards: folds
kingsofcards leaves the table
ChrisGun: raises $40 to $56
wwwBTHEREcom: folds
gp333: calls $54
Wyern: folds
Basebalno1 joins the table at seat #3
Lukieplaya: calls $40
*** FLOP *** [5h Jh Js]
gp333: checks
Lukieplaya: bets $96
ChrisGun: raises $108 to $204
gp333: raises $136 to $340 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: raises $519 to $859 and is all-in
ChrisGun: calls $441 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [5h Jh Js] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [5h Jh Js 8c] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [5c 5s] (a full house, Fives full of Jacks)
ChrisGun: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $610 from side pot
gp333: shows [6h 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Jacks)
gp333 collected $1189 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1802 Main pot $1189. Side pot $610. | Rake $3
Board [5h Jh Js 8c 8s]
Seat 1: Wyern (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Lukieplaya showed [5c 5s] and won ($610) with a full house, Fives full of Jacks
Seat 3: kingsofcards folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: ChrisGun mucked [Ah Ad]
Seat 5: wwwBTHEREcom (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gp333 (small blind) showed [6h 8h] and won ($1189) with a full house, Eights full of Jacks

LOOOOOOOOL

[mcatdog]

POKERSTARS GAME #7280223004: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2006/12/03 - 08:18:09 (ET)
Table 'Ruppina' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: dastone2 ($171.90 in chips)
Seat 2: mcatdog ($249.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Gogol's Nose ($339.25 in chips)
Seat 4: slavery_lol ($222 in chips)
Seat 5: TPayneWins ($234.50 in chips)
TPayneWins: posts small blind $1
dastone2: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mcatdog [Qd As]
mcatdog: raises $6 to $8
Gogol's Nose: folds
slavery_lol: folds
TPayneWins: folds
tytfaen has returned
dastone2: raises $12 to $20
mcatdog: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [2d 6s Ah]
dastone2: bets $151.90 and is all-in
mcatdog: calls $151.90
*** TURN *** [2d 6s Ah] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [2d 6s Ah 5h] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
dastone2: shows [Ad Jc] (two pair, Aces and Deuces)
mcatdog: shows [Qd As] (two pair, Aces and Deuces - Queen kicker)
mcatdog collected $342.80 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $344.80 | Rake $2
Board [2d 6s Ah 5h 2c]
Seat 1: dastone2 (big blind) showed [Ad Jc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 2: mcatdog showed [Qd As] and won ($342.80) with two pair, Aces and Deuces
Seat 3: Gogol's Nose folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: slavery_lol (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TPayneWins (small blind) folded before Flop

[Lukie]

little bit of a setup: slavery_lol is KLJ from 2p2. He had a prop bet going yesterday where he had to play 20k hands in 24 hours (in fact, it may still be going on). I didn't take any action against him because so many people did, that he had well over 1k action against, so I was very confident that he would complete this. Anyway, I couldn't sleep last night, so I pulled up 9 or 10 of his tables. I personally have never played more then 6 or 7k hands in a session and I know that it is very mentally demanding. I thought he'd be breaking down. Hence, I wanted to play very aggressively and set the tone early. I didn't think he'd call this push with AQ though, lol.

POKERSTARS GAME #7278941227: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2006/12/03 - 03:55:40 (ET)
Table 'Nauplius IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: Lucas12 ($198 in chips)
Seat 3: slavery_lol ($435.05 in chips)
Seat 4: NutsInYoEye ($410.45 in chips)
Seat 5: paulboogie ($203 in chips)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya ($197 in chips)
Lucas12: posts small blind $1
slavery_lol: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ts 9s]
NutsInYoEye: folds
paulboogie: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $6 to $8
Lucas12: calls $7
slavery_lol: raises $30 to $38
Lukieplaya: raises $159 to $197 and is all-in
Lucas12: folds
slavery_lol: calls $159
*** FLOP *** [Js 3c 6h]
*** TURN *** [Js 3c 6h] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [Js 3c 6h 9d] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slavery_lol: shows [Ah Qs] (high card Ace)
Lukieplaya: shows [Ts 9s] (a pair of Nines)
Lukieplaya collected $400 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $402 | Rake $2
Board [Js 3c 6h 9d 2d]
Seat 2: Lucas12 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: slavery_lol (big blind) showed [Ah Qs] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 4: NutsInYoEye folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: paulboogie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya (button) showed [Ts 9s] and won ($400) with a pair of Nines

2 hands later (I had just sat down)...

POKERSTARS GAME #7278948317: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($1/$2) - 2006/12/03 - 03:56:50 (ET)
Table 'Nauplius IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Lucas12 ($190 in chips)
Seat 3: slavery_lol ($240.05 in chips)
Seat 4: NutsInYoEye ($408.45 in chips)
Seat 5: paulboogie ($203 in chips)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya ($400 in chips)
NutsInYoEye: posts small blind $1
paulboogie: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Ac Ad]
Lukieplaya: raises $6 to $8
Lucas12: folds
slavery_lol: raises $20 to $28
NutsInYoEye: folds
paulboogie: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $372 to $400 and is all-in
slavery_lol: calls $212.05 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [4d Ah 9d]
*** TURN *** [4d Ah 9d] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [4d Ah 9d Tc] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [Ac Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Tens)
slavery_lol: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $481.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $483.10 | Rake $2
Board [4d Ah 9d Tc Td]
Seat 2: Lucas12 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: slavery_lol (button) mucked [Jd Jh]
Seat 4: NutsInYoEye (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: paulboogie (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Lukieplaya showed [Ac Ad] and won ($481.10) with a full house, Aces full of Tens

, I didn't win much more from him though. +$1100 in 1200 hands overall, got a little redemption from a while back when I tried to busto yvesaint and failed MISERABLY.

[Ash256]

^^ Pure pwnage.

[gabe]

why are you playing 1/2

[Lukie]

why are you playing 1/2

because a guy was 12 tabling for 20 hours straight and I wanted a piece of that juicy action near the end of his session. It worked out well.

[aislephive]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($263.37)
UTG ($170.22)
MP ($409.11)
Button ($210)
SB ($96.50)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5, 6. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, 3 folds, Hero checks.

Flop: ($5) 6, 8, 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks.

Turn: ($5) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $4, UTG raises to $28, Hero calls $24.

River: ($61) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG calls $170.22 (All-In), Hero calls $140.22.

Final Pot: $371.44

Results below:
Hero has 5 6 (full house, sixes full of fives).
UTG has T 2 (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins $371.44.

[nutsinho]

Lukie took more of his money than anyone else, haha. He finished down like 12 buyins in 20k hands, after being up about 8 buyins when he was fresh and not yet drunk.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

UBER PWNAGE! guy was 30/21 over 200 hands

PokerStars Game #7347310477: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/12/07 - 23:40:14 (ET)
Table 'Gotha' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: andypok ($208.35 in chips)
Seat 2: redgrape ($49.10 in chips)
Seat 3: JessJames22 ($56.10 in chips)
Seat 4: aclops ($44.65 in chips)
Seat 6: Synesthete ($60 in chips)
andypok: posts small blind $0.25
redgrape: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Ks Ah]
JessJames22: folds
aclops: calls $0.50
Synesthete: folds
JessJames22 said, "man i dont get any action"
andypok: raises $2 to $2.50
redgrape: calls $2
aclops: folds
*** FLOP *** [5s 5h Qc]
JessJames22 said, "when i finally have a hand"
andypok: bets $3
redgrape: calls $3
*** TURN *** [5s 5h Qc] [9c]
andypok: checks
aclops leaves the table
redgrape: bets $7
andypok: calls $7
*** RIVER *** [5s 5h Qc 9c] [8h]
andypok: bets $10
redgrape: raises $26.60 to $36.60 and is all-in
andypok: folds
redgrape collected $43.50 from pot
redgrape: shows [Ks Ah] (a pair of Fives)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $45.50 | Rake $2
Board [5s 5h Qc 9c 8h]
Seat 1: andypok (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: redgrape (big blind) collected ($43.50)
Seat 3: JessJames22 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: aclops folded before Flop
Seat 6: Synesthete (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Numbr2intheWorld]

semi pwnage.

PokerStars Game #7347766996: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/12/08 - 00:13:55 (ET)
Table 'Umbriel IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: redgrape ($58.05 in chips)
Seat 4: Hounddog64 ($49.60 in chips)
Seat 5: LanglaisAK ($64.50 in chips)
Seat 6: akuma44 ($12.05 in chips)
Hounddog64: posts small blind $0.25
LanglaisAK: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [8d Kc]
akuma44: folds
redgrape: raises $1.50 to $2
Hounddog64: calls $1.75
LanglaisAK: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h 5d 7h]
Hounddog64: checks
redgrape: bets $3
Hounddog64: calls $3
*** TURN *** [3h 5d 7h] [7d]
Hounddog64: checks
redgrape: checks
*** RIVER *** [3h 5d 7h 7d] [Ad]
Hounddog64: bets $5.50
redgrape: raises $14.50 to $20
Hounddog64: folds
redgrape collected $20.45 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $21.50 | Rake $1.05
Board [3h 5d 7h 7d Ad]
Seat 2: redgrape (button) collected ($20.45)
Seat 4: Hounddog64 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: LanglaisAK (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: akuma44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[mcatdog]

I don't know if this really counts as me owning someone, it's more like him owning himself. I had a read!

Bodog No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($290.50)
UTG ($184.00)
UTG+1 ($86.50)
UTG+2 ($198.00)
MP1 ($197.00)
MP2 ($178.00)
CO ($153.50)
Button ($152.00)
SB ($200.00)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K ,K . SB posts a blind of $1.
7 folds, SB calls $1, Hero raises to $8, SB calls.

Flop: ($16) 4, 8 , 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB calls $12.

Turn: ($40) 8 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $28, SB calls $180 (All-In), Hero insta-calls $152.

River: ($400) 5 (2 players)

Final Pot: $400

Results below:
SB has Q J (one pair, eights).
Hero has K K (two pair, kings and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $400.

I Bodog.

[zook]

Reads ftw.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.50/$1
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $221
UTG+1: $47.90
MP1: $100.05
MP2: $72.65
CO: $54.70
Hero: $99.50
SB: $46.40
BB: $100

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is Button with K Q
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, MP1 calls.

Flop: 9 Q 7 ($11.5, 3 players)
MP1 bets $5, Hero raises to $22, MP1 calls.

Turn: 6 ($55.5, 3 players)
MP1 checks, Hero checks.

River: 7 ($55.5, 3 players)
MP1 is all-in $73.05, Hero calls all-in $72.5.
Uncalled bets: $0.55 returned to MP1.

Results:
Final pot: $201.05
MP1 showed K T
Hero showed K Q

[sandstorm]

I got all-in preflop with KK vs 96s via some preflop-minraising to fake a re-steal. OWNED!!!

He flopped a flush obv. RE-OWNED

[Lukie]

I got all-in preflop with KK vs 96s via some preflop-minraising to fake a re-steal. OWNED!!!

He flopped a flush obv. RE-OWNED

96s = nuts preflop. Didn't you know? Btw, this guy is a tight regular. I considered mucking pre.

POKERSTARS GAME #7351344565: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($2/$4) - 2006/12/08 - 09:53:03 (ET)
Table 'Hesperia IV' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Neab ($953.80 in chips)
Seat 2: Wyern ($385.60 in chips)
Seat 3: Lukieplaya ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: hbk7 ($607.75 in chips)
Seat 5: Emmoyouesee ($523.30 in chips)
Seat 6: running solo ($1059.35 in chips)
Neab: posts small blind $2
Wyern: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [Kc Ad]
Lukieplaya: raises $12 to $16
hbk7: calls $16
Emmoyouesee: calls $16
running solo: folds
Neab: calls $14
Wyern: raises $369.60 to $385.60 and is all-in
Lukieplaya: calls $369.60
hbk7: folds
Emmoyouesee: folds
Neab: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3c Ah]
*** TURN *** [Jc 3c Ah] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3c Ah Tc] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Wyern: shows [6c 9c] (a flush, Jack high)
Lukieplaya: mucks hand
Wyern collected $816.20 from pot

[IowaSkinsFan]

guy was pretty LAGGRO

wouldn't a flkush value bet here?

PokerStars Game #7415177924: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2006/12/12 - 18:15:55 (ET)
Table 'Prymno III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: redgrape ($65.35 in chips)
Seat 2: MA551VE ($113.60 in chips)
Seat 3: DTwester ($58.10 in chips)
Seat 4: love2tittyfk ($44 in chips)
Seat 5: Achilles IV ($75 in chips)
Seat 6: Aces Up 502 ($49 in chips)
Aces Up 502: posts small blind $0.25
redgrape: posts big blind $0.50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Kc Qs]
MA551VE: folds
DTwester: folds
love2tittyfk: folds
Achilles IV: raises $1.50 to $2
Aces Up 502: folds
redgrape: raises $3.50 to $5.50
Achilles IV: calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Qd 3d Td]
redgrape: bets $9
Achilles IV: calls $9
*** TURN *** [Qd 3d Td] [6h]
redgrape: checks
Achilles IV: bets $60.50 and is all-in
redgrape: calls $50.85 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qd 3d Td 6h] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
redgrape: shows [Kc Qs] (a pair of Queens)
Achilles IV: shows [Ac Ts] (a pair of Tens)
redgrape collected $127.95 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $130.95 | Rake $3
Board [Qd 3d Td 6h 9s]
Seat 1: redgrape (big blind) showed [Kc Qs] and won ($127.95) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: MA551VE folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: DTwester folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: love2tittyfk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Achilles IV (button) showed [Ac Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: Aces Up 502 (small blind) folded before Flop

[Lukie]

POKERSTARS GAME #7425251219: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/13 - 12:43:30 (ET)
Table 'Hyperenor' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($1079 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($3400.75 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $5
Lukieplaya: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4h 5d]
gp333: raises $20 to $30
Lukieplaya: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [3h 2d 8d]
gp333: bets $50
Lukieplaya: calls $50
*** TURN *** [3h 2d 8d] [Qd]
gp333: bets $120
Lukieplaya: calls $120
*** RIVER *** [3h 2d 8d Qd] [2c]
gp333: bets $250
Lukieplaya: raises $2950.75 to $3200.75 and is all-in
gp333: folds
Lukieplaya collected $899 from pot
Lukieplaya: shows [4h 5d] (a pair of Deuces)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $900 | Rake $1
Board [3h 2d 8d Qd 2c]
Seat 1: gp333 (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: Lukieplaya (button) (big blind) collected ($899)

[gabe]

ooh i didnt see you show, i think i just had the Ad and typed 'big lay down' anyway

[gabe]

also, there are alot of dumb plays you made against me that i havent posted

[Lukie]

also, there are alot of dumb plays you made against me that i havent posted

this is true

[Lukie]

ooh i didnt see you show, i think i just had the Ad and typed 'big lay down' anyway

ok well I'm kinda glad you know what I had now because I want an honest critique on the hand. Obviously if you only have ace high you're going to fold, but what do you think of the line I took? I only ask because if I had what I was repping, I normally would raise somewhere earlier in the hand (certainly not always though). On the flip side, the bet on the river is so rarely a bluff from me. I figured I'd ask you because you're the only one that knows the dynamics of our heads up matches. If you don't want to give away any info, that's cool too. I figure what I said already was fairly obvious.

[gabe]

sdf

[Renton]

FullTiltPoker Game #1413034790: Table Padova (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 5:34:25 ET - 2006/12/15
Seat 1: Butzhead ($321)
Seat 2: Sheik_Yurbutti ($113.20)
Seat 3: loloPOZZEDu ($248.50)
Seat 4: yourmoneynow ($24.75)
Seat 5: bo bo zao ($86)
Seat 6: KLayne ($50.40)
Butzhead posts the small blind of $0.50
Sheik_Yurbutti posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #6

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to loloPOZZEDu [As Kh]

loloPOZZEDu raises to $3.50
yourmoneynow folds
bo bo zao folds
KLayne folds
Butzhead: thi hand then good nigjht
Butzhead has 15 seconds left to act
Butzhead raises to $321, and is all in
Sheik_Yurbutti folds
loloPOZZEDu calls $245, and is all in

Butzhead shows [6d 4s]

loloPOZZEDu shows [As Kh]

Uncalled bet of $72.50 returned to Butzhead

*** FLOP *** [Kc Td Ks]

*** TURN *** [Kc Td Ks] [4c]

*** RIVER *** [Kc Td Ks 4c] [5h]

Butzhead shows two pair, Kings and Fours
loloPOZZEDu shows three of a kind, Kings
loloPOZZEDu wins the pot ($495) with three of a kind, Kings
KLayne: lol

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $498 | Rake $3
Board: [Kc Td Ks 4c 5h]
Seat 1: Butzhead (small blind) showed [6d 4s] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours
Seat 2: Sheik_Yurbutti (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: loloPOZZEDu showed [As Kh] and won ($495) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: yourmoneynow didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: bo bo zao didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: KLayne (button) didn't bet (folded)

[Numbr2intheWorld]

Would you call that with AT? (poking fun at lukie's AT post)

[aislephive]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

CO ($201.42)
Hero ($209.55)
SB ($164.16)
BB ($196)
UTG ($233.53)
MP ($95.09)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, T. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, UTG calls $10, CO folds.

Flop: ($29) 3, Q, A (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero calls $30.

Turn: ($89) 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero calls $30.

River: ($149) 2 (2 players)
UTG calls $233.53 (All-In), Hero calls $209.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $592.08

Results below:
UTG has K Q (one pair, queens).
Hero has A T (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $568.10.

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($200)
UTG ($390)
MP ($547.91)
Button ($229.80)
Hero ($239.90)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, Q. UTG posts a blind of $2. Hero posts a blind of $1.
MP calls $2, Button calls $2, Hero (poster) raises to $11, 1 fold, MP calls $10, Button folds.

Flop: ($28) 2, A, K (3 players)
Hero bets $17, MP calls $17.

Turn: ($62) 8 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $30, Hero calls $30.

River: ($122) 4 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP bets $100, Hero calls $100.

Final Pot: $322

Results below:
Hero has A Q (one pair, aces).
BB doesn't show.
MP has Q J (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $322.

[jackvance]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

CO ($201.42)
Hero ($209.55)
SB ($164.16)
BB ($196)
UTG ($233.53)
MP ($95.09)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, T. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, UTG calls $10, CO folds.

Flop: ($29) 3, Q, A (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero calls $30.


Turn: ($89) 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero calls $30.

River: ($149) 2 (2 players)
UTG calls $233.53 (All-In), Hero calls $209.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $592.08

Results below:
UTG has K Q (one pair, queens).
Hero has A T (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $568.10.

Seems like party is extremely generous in handing out money there.. hero starting stack $209.. 2 players in the hand and yet you manage to make $568!!

[Renton]

Would you call that with AT? (poking fun at lukie's AT post)

not with 250bb, but i'd be making a mistake.

[aislephive]

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

CO ($201.42)
Hero ($209.55)
SB ($164.16)
BB ($196)
UTG ($233.53)
MP ($95.09)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, T. SB posts a blind of $1.
UTG calls $2, 1 fold, CO calls $2, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, UTG calls $10, CO folds.

Flop: ($29) 3, Q, A (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero calls $30.


Turn: ($89) 7 (2 players)
UTG bets $30, Hero calls $30.

River: ($149) 2 (2 players)
UTG calls $233.53 (All-In), Hero calls $209.55 (All-In).

Final Pot: $592.08

Results below:
UTG has K Q (one pair, queens).
Hero has A T (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $568.10.

Seems like party is extremely generous in handing out money there.. hero starting stack $209.. 2 players in the hand and yet you manage to make $568!!

Lol yeah, FTR's converters keep fucking up pot sizes. Obv look at stack sizes to determine pot totals.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

seems like a lot of rake too since the hero wins $25 less than the final pot.

[jackvance]

seems like a lot of rake too since the hero wins $25 less than the final pot.

That's just the effective stack difference tho

[swiggidy]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

BB ($76.40)
UTG ($33.50)
MP ($47.35)
Hero ($130.15)
Button ($98.50)
SB ($20.95)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T, Q.
2 folds, Hero calls $1, 1 fold, SB completes, BB raises to $4, Hero calls $3, SB folds.

Flop: ($9) 8, Q, A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($9) 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5, BB raises to $20, Hero calls $15.

River: ($49) 2 (2 players)
BB bets $52.4 (All-In), Hero calls $52.40.

Final Pot: $153.80

Results in white below:
BB has (high card, ace).
Hero has :Tc: :Qc: (one pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins $153.80.

[Renton]

FullTiltPoker Game #1418711155: Table Sirius (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 6:17:05 ET - 2006/12/16
Seat 1: steaminontilt ($43.35)
Seat 2: loloPOZZEDu ($239.15)
Seat 3: TheQuon ($193)
Seat 4: Thirst12345 ($49.65)
Seat 6: catfishjones ($74.90)
Thirst12345 posts the small blind of $0.50
catfishjones posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #3

*** HOLE CARDS ***

Dealt to loloPOZZEDu [Th Tc]
steaminontilt folds
Namedless sits down
Namedless adds $40
loloPOZZEDu raises to $3.50
TheQuon raises to $10
Thirst12345 folds
catfishjones folds
loloPOZZEDu calls $6.50

*** FLOP *** [Td Ts 5d]

loloPOZZEDu bets $15
TheQuon has 15 seconds left to act
TheQuon calls $15

*** TURN *** [Td Ts 5d] [3c]

loloPOZZEDu checks
TheQuon checks

*** RIVER *** [Td Ts 5d 3c] [5c]

loloPOZZEDu bets $214.15, and is all in
TheQuon has 15 seconds left to act
TheQuon calls $168, and is all in
Uncalled bet of $46.15 returned to loloPOZZEDu

*** SHOW DOWN ***

loloPOZZEDu shows [Th Tc] (four of a kind, Tens)
TheQuon mucks
loloPOZZEDu wins the pot ($384.50) with four of a kind, Tens
TheQuon is sitting out

*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $387.50 | Rake $3
Board: [Td Ts 5d 3c 5c]
Seat 1: steaminontilt didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: loloPOZZEDu showed [Th Tc] and won ($384.50) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 3: TheQuon (button) mucked [Kd As] - two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 4: Thirst12345 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: catfishjones (big blind) folded before the Flop

[outphase]

Dude, Lukie just got dealt the bonus hand... and folded.

[gabe]

POKERSTARS GAME #7556661651: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/22 - 14:46:31 (ET)
Table 'Galt II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($2044 in chips)
Seat 2: Time4Pizza ($995 in chips)
Seat 3: ktrieu ($3189.80 in chips)
Seat 4: Peckle ($892.95 in chips)
Seat 5: kimosan ($1011 in chips)
Seat 6: Cjones984 ($799.90 in chips)
gp333: posts small blind $5
Time4Pizza: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [As Jd]
ktrieu: folds
Peckle: calls $10
kimosan: folds
Cjones984: folds
gp333: calls $5
Time4Pizza: checks
*** FLOP *** [6s 9c Ah]
gp333: bets $20
Time4Pizza: folds
Peckle: calls $20
*** TURN *** [6s 9c Ah] [Kd]
gp333: checks
Peckle: bets $50
gp333: calls $50
*** RIVER *** [6s 9c Ah Kd] [Ad]
gp333: checks
Peckle: bets $150
gp333: raises $200 to $350
Peckle: calls $200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [As Jd] (three of a kind, Aces)
Peckle: mucks hand
gp333 collected $867 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $870 | Rake $3
Board [6s 9c Ah Kd Ad]
Seat 1: gp333 (small blind) showed [As Jd] and won ($867) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 2: Time4Pizza (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: ktrieu folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Peckle mucked [8s Ac]
Seat 5: kimosan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Cjones984 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


POKERSTARS GAME #7556187472: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/22 - 14:06:15 (ET)
Table 'Savo' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Time4Pizza ($1002 in chips)
Seat 2: gp333 ($1315 in chips)
Seat 3: running solo ($2118 in chips)
Seat 4: lucky168222 ($977 in chips)
Seat 6: tjbentham ($1651 in chips)
running solo: posts small blind $5
lucky168222: posts big blind $10
cumicon: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [Ad Jc]
tjbentham: folds
Time4Pizza: raises $30 to $40
gp333: raises $80 to $120
running solo: folds
lucky168222: folds
Time4Pizza: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [8s Js 3h]
Time4Pizza: checks
gp333: bets $210
cumicon is connected
Time4Pizza: calls $210
*** TURN *** [8s Js 3h] [5h]
Time4Pizza: checks
gp333: checks
*** RIVER *** [8s Js 3h 5h] [4h]
Time4Pizza: checks
gp333: bets $985 and is all-in
Time4Pizza: calls $672 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [Ad Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
Time4Pizza: mucks hand
gp333 collected $2017 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2019 | Rake $2
Board [8s Js 3h 5h 4h]
Seat 1: Time4Pizza mucked [Qd Jd]
Seat 2: gp333 (button) showed [Ad Jc] and won ($2017) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: running solo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: lucky168222 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: tjbentham folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Lukie]

Dude, Lukie just got dealt the bonus hand... and folded.

I made a post in the randomness thread.. I actually folded, then the table froze up, and a minute or two later, support came on and said what happened. I certainly didn't know what was going on before the hand...

[Lukie]

Lukie gets pwned.

chat starts after I fold.

POKERSTARS GAME #7560000000: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/22 - 18:57:12 (ET)
Table 'Merope IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: onedime ($1000 in chips)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya ($2983 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
onedime: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [3s 9h]
Lukieplaya said, "awesome"
Lukieplaya said, "lol"
Lukieplaya said, "i dont even know what i won"
talatias joins the table at seat #3
Terbo22 joins the table at seat #6
talatias leaves the table
IanBarns joins the table at seat #4
Terbo22 said, "your guaranteed $800"
Terbo22 said, "plus winner gets $2000 on this hand."
Terbo22 said, "if your VIP level is higher"
Terbo22 said, "you get more!"
Lukieplaya said, "are u serious"
Terbo22 said, "swear to go"
Terbo22 said, "god*"
Terbo22 said, "check the news."
Lukieplaya: folds
Chessskid joins the table at seat #3
onedime collected $10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10 | Rake $0
Seat 1: onedime (button) (big blind) collected ($10)
Seat 2: Lukieplaya (small blind) folded before Flop

[gabe]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($10706.50)
SB ($8452)
BB ($4139)
UTG ($2067)
MP ($674.70)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, T.
2 folds, Hero raises to $60, SB raises to $200, 1 fold, Hero calls $140.

Flop: ($420) 2, K, J (2 players)
SB bets $333, Hero calls $333.

Turn: ($1086) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $777, Hero calls $777.

River: ($2640) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $1540, Hero raises to $9396.5, SB folds.

Final Pot: $13576.50
Main Pot: $5720, won by Hero.
Pot 2: $7856.50, returned to Hero.

Results in white below:
Hero has Ac Tc (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $13576.50.

[Kits]

Villain had a nasty habit of pushing when he though he had the nuts. It was really only a matter on time....

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $ Hero (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

SB ($43.20)
Hero ($43.12)
UTG ($60.55)
MP ($140.20)
CO ($46.18)
Button ($48.35)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6, T.
2 folds, CO calls, 1 fold, SB calls, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.75) 8, 6, 9 (6 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($0.75) T (6 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.20, CO calls $1.20, 1 fold

River: ($0.75) T (6 players)
Hero bets $4, CO is all in $44.48, Hero is all in $37.42
Final Pot: $83.74

Results below:
Hero has 6d Tc (full house, tens full of sixes).
CO has 7d Ad (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $83.74 [/color]

[Lukie]

I thought gabe was bluffing!

POKERSTARS GAME #7915448636: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/01/13 - 13:21:32 (ET)
Table 'Kapaneus V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($1294 in chips)
Seat 2: samh133 ($965 in chips)
Seat 3: meatcity ($1811 in chips)
Seat 4: ADZ124 ($940.75 in chips)
Seat 5: bulbasaurus ($348 in chips)
Seat 6: Lukieplaya ($1257 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gp333: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [8h 9h]
samh133: folds
meatcity: folds
ADZ124: folds
bulbasaurus: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gp333: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [5h 4c 2s]
Lukieplaya: bets $60
gp333: calls $60
*** TURN *** [5h 4c 2s] [3h]
Lukieplaya: bets $100
gp333: raises $140 to $240
Lukieplaya: raises $917 to $1157 and is all-in
gp333: calls $917

lol, he had A6. You know the rest.

[Numbr2intheWorld]

so you runner runnered (with 6th street, of course) a straight?

[givememyleg]

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($10706.50)
SB ($8452)
BB ($4139)
UTG ($2067)
MP ($674.70)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A, T.
2 folds, Hero raises to $60, SB raises to $200, 1 fold, Hero calls $140.

Flop: ($420) 2, K, J (2 players)
SB bets $333, Hero calls $333.

Turn: ($1086) 7 (2 players)
SB bets $777, Hero calls $777.

River: ($2640) 5 (2 players)
SB bets $1540, Hero raises to $9396.5, SB folds.

Final Pot: $13576.50
Main Pot: $5720, won by Hero.
Pot 2: $7856.50, returned to Hero.

Results in white below:
Hero has Ac Tc (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $13576.50.

wow this is crazy with eff stacks nh

[gabe]

lukie, thanks for posting that. it shows you have a sense of humor about it at least.

[Lukie]

lukie, thanks for posting that. it shows you have a sense of humor about it at least.

can't figure out what level this is, so I'm just going to say 'sorry' and 'no problem' hoping that I cover at least 90% of them

[Lukie]

so you runner runnered (with 6th street, of course) a straight?

had a backdoor flush draw.. came on the river

[Benoso]

Shiiiiiit, I just owned this guy hard.

Dealer: Your cards
Dealer: yxsuperfaxe calls $0.50
Dealer: Gloommy folds
Dealer: flyverdragten folds
Dealer: OUIOUI calls $0.50
Dealer: Paxy17 folds
Dealer: Benoso checks
Dealer: Dealing Flop

Dealer: Benoso bets $1.50
Dealer: yxsuperfaxe folds
Dealer: OUIOUI calls $1.50
Dealer: Dealing Turn

Dealer: Benoso checks
Dealer: OUIOUI bets $3
Dealer: Benoso calls $3
Dealer: Dealing River
:Qd:
Dealer: Benoso bets $1.50
Dealer: OUIOUI raises $15
Dealer: Benoso raises $70.20
Dealer: OUIOUI calls $56.70
Dealer: Benoso shows Full house


Hook, line, sinker.

Oh yeah he had Q6o.

[Renton]

FullTiltPoker Game #1625596814: Table Fogg - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:46:03 ET -
2007/01/18
Seat 1: loloPOZZEDu ($1,008.50)
Seat 2: JAYSCHIPPS247 ($384)
Seat 3: adahl24 ($167.60), is sitting out
Seat 4: matt_mess ($286.60)
Seat 5: Iridium ($401.10)
Seat 7: MorbidMoney ($0), is sitting out
Seat 8: focht_1 ($74)
Seat 9: JJ TittyPrancer ($879.80)
Iridium posts the small blind of $2
focht_1 posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #4

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to loloPOZZEDu [Jd Kh]

JJ TittyPrancer folds
loloPOZZEDu raises to $16
JAYSCHIPPS247 calls $16
matt_mess folds
Iridium folds
focht_1 folds

*** FLOP *** [Kc Th Kd]

MorbidMoney stands up
matt_mess stands up
loloPOZZEDu bets $28
JAYSCHIPPS247 raises to $56
loloPOZZEDu calls $28

*** TURN *** [Kc Th Kd] [4c]

loloPOZZEDu has 15 seconds left to act
loloPOZZEDu checks
JAYSCHIPPS247 bets $104
loloPOZZEDu calls $104

*** RIVER *** [Kc Th Kd 4c] [Tc]

loloPOZZEDu checks
JAYSCHIPPS247 bets $208, and is all in
loloPOZZEDu calls $208

*** SHOW DOWN ***

JAYSCHIPPS247 shows [8c 8d] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
loloPOZZEDu shows [Jd Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Tens)
loloPOZZEDu wins the pot ($771) with a full house, Kings full of Tens

[IowaSkinsFan]

why'd you raise KJ in MP?

[Renton]

its six handed

[IowaSkinsFan]

I don't raise KJ in MP six handed.

[Renton]

you should probably, what us yoru vpip/pfr ?

[gabe]

I don't raise KJ in MP six handed.

theres more to it than your hand, position, and number of ppl at table

[IowaSkinsFan]

you should probably, what us yoru vpip/pfr ?

20/13

and gabe i realize that.

[Lukie]

lol this thread just got funny

[IowaSkinsFan]

super pwned

PokerStars Game #8007271501: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/18 - 19:08:37 (ET)
Table 'Honoria IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: boostNslide ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 3: bmxreed36 ($123.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Tecknowledgy ($544.65 in chips)
Seat 5: Nick Dollar ($90.75 in chips)
Seat 6: redgrape ($242.75 in chips)
bmxreed36: posts small blind $0.50
Tecknowledgy: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Ac 5s]
Nick Dollar: folds
redgrape: raises $3 to $4
boostNslide: folds
bmxreed36: folds
Tecknowledgy: raises $10 to $14
redgrape: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [3c 2d Qc]
Tecknowledgy: bets $22
redgrape: calls $22
*** TURN *** [3c 2d Qc] [9c]
Tecknowledgy: checks
redgrape: bets $45
Tecknowledgy: calls $45
*** RIVER *** [3c 2d Qc 9c] [8s]
Tecknowledgy: checks
redgrape: bets $120
boostNslide said, "teck you have lotz of monies"
boostNslide said, "will you have my babies?"
Tecknowledgy: folds
redgrape collected $160.50 from pot
redgrape: shows [Ac 5s] (high card Ace)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $162.50 | Rake $2
Board [3c 2d Qc 9c 8s]
Seat 2: boostNslide (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bmxreed36 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Tecknowledgy (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 5: Nick Dollar folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: redgrape collected ($160.50)

[IowaSkinsFan]

Double pwnage, what I love about having a horrible image and threebetting light.
PokerStars Game #8007424746: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/18 - 19:18:17 (ET)
Table 'Honoria IV' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: R0HR ($100 in chips)
Seat 2: boostNslide ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 3: bmxreed36 ($130.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Tecknowledgy ($472.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Nick Dollar ($103.55 in chips)
Seat 6: redgrape ($298.15 in chips)
redgrape: posts small blind $0.50
R0HR: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [7d 8s]
boostNslide: folds
bmxreed36: folds
boostNslide said, "et"
Tecknowledgy: raises $3 to $4
Nick Dollar: calls $4
redgrape: raises $12 to $16
R0HR: folds
Tecknowledgy: calls $12
Nick Dollar: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [6c 9c 5s]
redgrape: bets $35
Tecknowledgy: raises $85 to $120
Nick Dollar: calls $87.55 and is all-in
redgrape: raises $162.15 to $282.15 and is all-in
Tecknowledgy: folds
*** TURN *** [6c 9c 5s] [As]
*** RIVER *** [6c 9c 5s As] [Kd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
redgrape: shows [7d 8s] (a straight, Five to Nine)
redgrape collected $64.90 from side pot
Nick Dollar: mucks hand
redgrape collected $308.65 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $376.55 Main pot $308.65. Side pot $64.90. | Rake $3
Board [6c 9c 5s As Kd]
Seat 1: R0HR (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: boostNslide folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: bmxreed36 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Tecknowledgy folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Nick Dollar (button) mucked [Qc Jc]
Seat 6: redgrape (small blind) showed [7d 8s] and won ($373.55) with a straight, Five to Nine

[IowaSkinsFan]

The advantage of having a really messy spewy image. Opp is really not that bad.

PokerStars Game #8008070457: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/18 - 19:57:51 (ET)
Table 'Honoria IV' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: bwchampion99 ($245.95 in chips)
Seat 2: boostNslide ($117.55 in chips)
Seat 3: milashio ($132.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Tecknowledgy ($279.90 in chips)
Seat 5: 1brad7 ($37.45 in chips)
Seat 6: redgrape ($487.50 in chips)
boostNslide: posts small blind $0.50
milashio: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Ac As]
Tecknowledgy: raises $3 to $4
1brad7: calls $4
redgrape: raises $12 to $16
bwchampion99: folds
boostNslide: folds
milashio: folds
Tecknowledgy: raises $38 to $54
1brad7: folds
redgrape: calls $38
*** FLOP *** [4h Td Jh]
Tecknowledgy: bets $99
redgrape: raises $334.50 to $433.50 and is all-in
redgrape said, "got ya"
Tecknowledgy: calls $126.90 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [4h Td Jh] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [4h Td Jh 5h] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tecknowledgy: shows [Kc Ad] (high card Ace)
redgrape: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)
redgrape collected $562.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $565.30 | Rake $3
Board [4h Td Jh 5h 7h]
Seat 1: bwchampion99 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: boostNslide (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: milashio (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Tecknowledgy showed [Kc Ad] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 5: 1brad7 folded before Flop
Seat 6: redgrape showed [Ac As] and won ($562.30) with a pair of Aces

[IowaSkinsFan]

I fucked up the screen shot but I got up to $800 at that table.

[Silly String]

I can verify that. I saw he and Boost at that table last night and IA did indeed have an $800 stack. I was impressed.

[gabe]

not sure if this counts as pwnage

POKERSTARS GAME #8131481711: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2007/01/26 - 14:31:54 (ET)
Table 'Holmia IV' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: gp333 ($1960 in chips)
Seat 2: GrimRipper2 ($3648 in chips)
Seat 4: joegall8 ($1309 in chips)
straate will be allowed to play after the button
joegall8: posts small blind $10
gp333: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gp333 [2c 5c]
GrimRipper2: raises $60 to $80
joegall8: calls $70
gp333: raises $220 to $300
GrimRipper2: calls $220
joegall8: folds
*** FLOP *** [4d Ah 2s]
gp333: bets $1660 and is all-in
GrimRipper2: calls $1660
*** TURN *** [4d Ah 2s] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [4d Ah 2s 3c] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gp333: shows [2c 5c] (a straight, Deuce to Six)
GrimRipper2: shows [8c Ac] (a pair of Aces)
gp333 collected $3999 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $4000 | Rake $1
Board [4d Ah 2s 3c 6d]
Seat 1: gp333 (big blind) showed [2c 5c] and won ($3999) with a straight, Deuce to Six
Seat 2: GrimRipper2 (button) showed [8c Ac] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: joegall8 (small blind) folded before Flop


my favorite part is how the guy shows me his hand afterward

[Numbr2intheWorld]

It's not really pwnage if he made a good call and got semi-sucked out.

[IowaSkinsFan]

LOL

POKERSTARS GAME #8132901907: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/26 - 16:18:16 (ET)
Table 'Kreusa V' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: netix ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 2: redgrape ($245.55 in chips)
Seat 3: afzelius ($46.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Ghostridahii ($99 in chips)
Seat 5: beta77 ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Golden_sun ($126.80 in chips)
Ghostridahii: posts small blind $0.50
beta77: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Jc Tc]
Golden_sun: raises $3 to $4
netix: folds
redgrape: calls $4
afzelius: folds
Ghostridahii: calls $3.50
beta77: folds
*** FLOP *** [8h Ad Jd]
Ghostridahii: checks
Golden_sun: bets $9
redgrape: calls $9
Ghostridahii: folds
*** TURN *** [8h Ad Jd] [Qc]
Golden_sun: bets $21
redgrape: calls $21
*** RIVER *** [8h Ad Jd Qc] [Kc]
Golden_sun: checks
redgrape: bets $59
Golden_sun: calls $59
*** SHOW DOWN ***
redgrape: shows [Jc Tc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
Golden_sun: mucks hand
redgrape collected $188 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $191 | Rake $3
Board [8h Ad Jd Qc Kc]
Seat 1: netix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: redgrape showed [Jc Tc] and won ($188) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: afzelius (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Ghostridahii (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: beta77 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Golden_sun mucked [As 2h]

[IowaSkinsFan]

LOL at my bad image.

POKERSTARS GAME #8027654078: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/01/19 - 23:18:52 (ET)
Table 'Sinon' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: redgrape ($93.50 in chips)
Seat 3: SeldalD ($314.20 in chips)
Seat 4: powerball27 ($150.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Leopardstars ($115.35 in chips)
SeldalD: posts small blind $0.50
powerball27: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to redgrape [Ks Kc]
nmn35 joins the table at seat #2
Leopardstars: raises $3 to $4
bigkidpoker joins the table at seat #6
redgrape: raises $10 to $14
SeldalD: folds
powerball27: calls $13
Leopardstars: calls $10
*** FLOP *** [Jc 3d 4d]
powerball27: bets $10
Leopardstars: folds
redgrape: raises $69.50 to $79.50 and is all-in
powerball27: calls $69.50
*** TURN *** [Jc 3d 4d] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 3d 4d Qd] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
powerball27: shows [Th Ts] (a pair of Tens)
redgrape: shows [Ks Kc] (a pair of Kings)
redgrape collected $199.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $201.50 | Rake $2
Board [Jc 3d 4d Qd 8c]
Seat 1: redgrape (button) showed [Ks Kc] and won ($199.50) with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: SeldalD (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: powerball27 (big blind) showed [Th Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: Leopardstars folded on the Flop

[gabe]

It's not really pwnage if he made a good call and got semi-sucked out.

yea i really just wanted to show the awesome hand somewhere, didnt know where else to put it

[bigred]

Can we delete this thread and start a warpe's pwnage thread?

[bode]

Stage #558635845: Holdem No Limit $0.10 - 2007-01-28 16:51:58 (ET)
Table: LOTUS DR. (Real Money) Seat #3 is the dealer
Seat 3 - BLUEPONY2006 ($15.05 in chips)
Seat 4 - UCHIHASASUK ($3.80 in chips)
Seat 5 - DICLEVER ($5.15 in chips)
Seat 6 - SED07 ($5.75 in chips)
Seat 1 - LESTERJS ($23.05 in chips)
Seat 2 - BODEIST ($23 in chips)
UCHIHASASUK - Posts small blind $0.05
DICLEVER - Posts big blind $0.10
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to BODEIST [7s 7h]
SED07 - Folds
LESTERJS - Calls $0.10
BODEIST - Raises $0.50 to $0.50
BLUEPONY2006 - Calls $0.50
UCHIHASASUK - Folds
DICLEVER - Folds
LESTERJS - Calls $0.40
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6h 7d]
LESTERJS - Checks
BODEIST - Bets $1
BLUEPONY2006 - Calls $1
LESTERJS - Folds
*** TURN *** [Jh 6h 7d] [6s]
BODEIST - Checks
BLUEPONY2006 - Bets $1.70
BODEIST - Raises $4.50 to $4.50
BLUEPONY2006 - Calls $2.80
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6h 7d 6s] [5s]
BODEIST - Bets $9.30
BLUEPONY2006 - All-In $9.05
BODEIST - returned ($0.25) : not called
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BODEIST - Shows [7s 7h] (Full house, sevens full of sixes)
BLUEPONY2006 - Mucks
BODEIST Collects $29.25 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($30.75) | Rake ($1.50)
Board [Jh 6h 7d 6s 5s]
Seat 1: LESTERJS Folded on the FLOP
Seat 2: BODEIST won Total ($29.25) HI$29.25) with Full house, sevens full of sixes [7s 7h - P:7s,P:7h,B:7d,B:6s,B:6h]
Seat 3: BLUEPONY2006 (dealer) HI: [Mucked] [Jc 9s] lol[/b]

[yorib]

Bodog so it's all screwy.

Semi bluff on flop, where the better hand folded and the worse hand called.

$50NL

Villian 1 $20 EP
Villian 2 $5o ish MP
Hero 9hTh $48(ish) sb

Villian #1 limp
Villian #2 raise to $2
Hero calls, Villian #1 calls

Flop Kh8h7d pot $7

Hero checks (intending to make a big c/r)
Villian #1 checks
Villian #2 bets $4
Hero raises to $10
Villian #1 calls.
Villian #2 folds.

Turn Ac (pot is $31)

Hero puts Villian in for last $7
Villian #1 calls.

River 3c

Hero wins with T high
Villian #2 had 5c6d

[euphoricism]

This was absolutely the funniest thing Ive had happen in a while. These are three hands in a row, all against the same villain -- so I call this "Fucking with the 65/30"

******* Hand 1 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is SB with T T
UTG folds, Button calls, Hero raises to $1.5, BB folds, Button calls.

Flop: 4 T 3 ($3.25, 2 players)
Hero bets $1.25, Button raises to $3, Hero calls.

Turn: 8 ($9.25, 2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $6, Hero raises all-in $21.7, Button folds.
Uncalled bets: $15.7 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $21.25


******* Hand 2 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is Button with J Q
UTG raises to $1, Hero calls, 2 folds.

Flop: Q J 5 ($2.35, 2 players)
UTG bets $2, Hero raises all-in $34.9, UTG folds.
Uncalled bets: $32.9 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $6.35

Right here, villain says "LOL UR SO GOOD"


******* Hand 3 ********

Absolute Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.10/$0.25
4 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (4 players) Hero is UTG with 5 4
Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: 3 2 6 ($1.6, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $1.5, BB raises to $3, Hero raises all-in $38.2, BB calls.

Turn: T ($78, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $78)


River: K ($78, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $78)


Results:
Final pot: $78

[Warpe]

Fun with bottom 2:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($148.85)
MP ($53.85)
CO ($11.55)
Button ($35.75)
SB ($40.75)
BB ($66.75)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6, 5.
Hero calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, 1 fold, Button raises to $3, SB calls $2.75, BB calls $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, MP folds.

Flop: ($12.50) 6, 5, 8 (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets $7, Button raises to $32.75, SB folds, BB folds, Hero calls $25.75.

Turn: ($78) K (2 players)

River: ($78) T (2 players)

Final Pot: $78

Results:
Hero has 6s 5s (two pair, sixes and fives).
Button has Ad Ac (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins $78.

[IowaSkinsFan]

I win all in preflop with ten high
Redgrape20 (2:18:12 PM): Dealt to redgrape [8h Th]
ferb: folds
Mr.M@gic: raises $3 to $4
roycool76: calls $4
redgrape: raises $12 to $16
AtticaAttica joins the table at seat #2
IFEEDURKIDS: folds
Mr.M@gic: folds
roycool76: raises $34.80 to $50.80 and is all-in
redgrape: calls $34.80
*** FLOP *** [Qs Qd Ad]
*** TURN *** [Qs Qd Ad] [7s]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Qd Ad 7s] [Jh]Redgrape20 (2:18:27 PM): *** SHOW DOWN ***
redgrape: shows [8h Th] (a pair of Queens)
roycool76: mucks hand
redgrape collected $104.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $106.60 | Rake $2
Board [Qs Qd Ad 7s Jh]
Seat 1: ferb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Mr.M@gicfolded before Flop
Seat 4: roycool76 (button) mucked [9h 8d]
Seat 5: redgrape (small blind) showed [8h Th] and won ($104.60) with a pair of Queens
Seat 6: IFEEDURKIDS (big blind) folded before Flop
MaxEPad1000 (2:19:08 PM): lolMaxEPad1000 (2:19:26 PM): no way
Redgrape20 (2:19:21 PM): yep

[zenbitz]

I win all in preflop with ten high
Redgrape20 (2:18:12 PM): Dealt to redgrape [8h Th]
ferb: folds
Mr.M@gic: raises $3 to $4
roycool76: calls $4
redgrape: raises $12 to $16
AtticaAttica joins the table at seat #2
IFEEDURKIDS: folds
Mr.M@gic: folds
roycool76: raises $34.80 to $50.80 and is all-in
redgrape: calls $34.80

standard! Getting 2:1....

[Numbr2intheWorld]

The reason it's pwnage is because his image is so bad that people will do retarded stuff like that lol.