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[nutsinho]

i run so fucking bad every day at 5/10 its ridiculous and i want to kill kittens

these are from today over 1700 hands

Seat 1: nutsinho ($1171 in chips)
Seat 2: Gith ($1005 in chips)
Seat 3: aakkqq ($1101 in chips)
Seat 4: Syous ($3275.20 in chips)
Seat 5: emaille ($1728 in chips)
Seat 6: DerekJC9954 ($1788.75 in chips)
Gith: posts small blind $5
aakkqq: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutsinho [Kc Kd]
Syous: raises $20 to $30
emaille: folds
DerekJC9954: folds
nutsinho: raises $80 to $110
Gith: folds
aakkqq: folds
Syous: raises $150 to $260
nutsinho: raises $911 to $1171 and is all-in
Syous: calls $911
*** FLOP *** [Qd 6d Ah]
*** TURN *** [Qd 6d Ah] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 6d Ah Qh] [8s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Syous: shows [As Kh] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
nutsinho: mucks hand
Syous collected $2354 from pot

Seat 1: TheChosenWun ($1033 in chips)
Seat 2: Killer_ooooo ($1180 in chips)
Seat 3: inwooke ($1286.50 in chips)
Seat 4: DJV384 ($985 in chips)
Seat 5: nutsinho ($996 in chips)
Seat 6: CienPorDia ($422.80 in chips)
nutsinho: posts small blind $5
CienPorDia: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutsinho [Kc Ks]
TheChosenWun: raises $20 to $30
Killer_ooooo: folds
inwooke: folds
DJV384: folds
nutsinho: raises $80 to $110
CienPorDia: folds
TheChosenWun: calls $80
*** FLOP *** [4s Qd 7c]
nutsinho: bets $160
TheChosenWun: calls $160
*** TURN *** [4s Qd 7c] [Td]
nutsinho: bets $170
TheChosenWun: raises $230 to $400
nutsinho: raises $326 to $726 and is all-in
TheChosenWun: calls $326
*** RIVER *** [4s Qd 7c Td] [2s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nutsinho: shows [Kc Ks] (a pair of Kings)
TheChosenWun: shows [Ah Ac] (a pair of Aces)
TheChosenWun collected $1999 from pot

Seat 2: acidca ($1418 in chips)
Seat 3: preposterous ($1000 in chips)
Seat 4: $30K ($1012 in chips)
Seat 5: nutsinho ($990 in chips)
Seat 6: Pogsilver ($200 in chips)
nutsinho: posts small blind $5
Pogsilver: posts big blind $10
IMSAKIDD: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutsinho [Ks Kd]
acidca: folds
preposterous: raises $30 to $40
$30K: raises $80 to $120
nutsinho: raises $180 to $300
Pogsilver: folds
preposterous: folds
$30K: calls $180
*** FLOP *** [Th 9d Jd]
nutsinho: bets $690 and is all-in
$30K: calls $690
*** TURN *** [Th 9d Jd] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Th 9d Jd 6d] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nutsinho: shows [Ks Kd] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
$30K: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
$30K collected $2028 from pot

Seat 4: akruglov ($853 in chips)
Seat 5: nutsinho ($960 in chips)
Seat 6: TheCleaner11 ($1624 in chips)
nutsinho: posts small blind $5
TheCleaner11: posts big blind $10
sandongcpa: sits out
AndrewBoccia: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutsinho [9d Td]
akruglov: folds
nutsinho: raises $30 to $40
TheCleaner11: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [6h 5d As]
nutsinho: bets $60
TheCleaner11: calls $60
*** TURN *** [6h 5d As] [4d]
nutsinho: bets $160
TheCleaner11: calls $160
*** RIVER *** [6h 5d As 4d] [Ad]
nutsinho: bets $700 and is all-in
TheCleaner11: calls $700
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nutsinho: shows [9d Td] (a flush, Ace high)
TheCleaner11: shows [4h 4s] (a full house, Fours full of Aces)
TheCleaner11 collected $1919 from pot

Seat 1: TheCleaner11 ($1015 in chips)
Seat 2: nutsinho ($1353 in chips)
Seat 3: xorbie ($1162.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Hesselgren ($1150 in chips)
Seat 5: ahh_snap ($835 in chips)
Seat 6: jazzmik ($250 in chips)
TheCleaner11: posts small blind $5
nutsinho: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutsinho [As Jh]
xorbie: folds
Hesselgren: folds
ahh_snap: folds
jazzmik: folds
TheCleaner11: raises $20 to $30
nutsinho: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [Ah 2d Ac]
TheCleaner11: bets $40
nutsinho: raises $100 to $140
TheCleaner11: calls $100
*** TURN *** [Ah 2d Ac] [7s]
TheCleaner11: checks
nutsinho: bets $245
TheCleaner11: calls $245
*** RIVER *** [Ah 2d Ac 7s] [Qc]
TheCleaner11: checks
nutsinho: bets $938 and is all-in
TheCleaner11: calls $600 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nutsinho: shows [As Jh] (three of a kind, Aces)
TheCleaner11: shows [7d Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Sevens)
TheCleaner11 collected $2027 from pot


Seat 1: happymann ($1425 in chips)
Seat 2: donkeyboy7 ($725 in chips)
Seat 3: Nando71 ($1100 in chips)
Seat 4: BaCKT0BaSIC$ ($913 in chips)
Seat 5: nutsinho ($1028 in chips)
Seat 6: inwooke ($1242 in chips)
BaCKT0BaSIC$: posts small blind $5
nutsinho: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutsinho [8d 5d]
inwooke: folds
happymann: folds
donkeyboy7: folds
Nando71: folds
BaCKT0BaSIC$ said, "gh"
BaCKT0BaSIC$: calls $5
nutsinho: raises $30 to $40
BaCKT0BaSIC$: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [7d 2s 9d]
BaCKT0BaSIC$: checks
nutsinho: bets $60
BaCKT0BaSIC$: calls $60
*** TURN *** [7d 2s 9d] [5s]
BaCKT0BaSIC$: checks
nutsinho: bets $150
BaCKT0BaSIC$: calls $150
*** RIVER *** [7d 2s 9d 5s] [Ah]
BaCKT0BaSIC$: checks
nutsinho: bets $778 and is all-in
BaCKT0BaSIC$: calls $663 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nutsinho: shows [8d 5d] (a pair of Fives)
BaCKT0BaSIC$: shows [5c 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
BaCKT0BaSIC$ collected $1823 from pot

Seat 1: Gith ($2287.25 in chips)
Seat 3: nutsinho ($2891.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Frank_15_10 ($600 in chips)
Seat 5: booshiet ($1000 in chips)
Seat 6: Grommit88 ($1122 in chips)
Grommit88: posts small blind $5
Gith: posts big blind $10
Frank_15_10: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nutsinho [Qc Qs]
nutsinho: raises $30 to $40
Frank_15_10: folds
kaboul13 joins the table at seat #2
booshiet: raises $100 to $140
Grommit88: folds
Gith: folds
nutsinho: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [3d Td Ts]
nutsinho: checks
booshiet: bets $222
nutsinho: calls $222
*** TURN *** [3d Td Ts] [8s]
nutsinho: checks
booshiet: checks
*** RIVER *** [3d Td Ts 8s] [7h]
nutsinho: checks
booshiet: bets $638 and is all-in
nutsinho: calls $638
*** SHOW DOWN ***
booshiet: shows [6s 9d] (a straight, Six to Ten)
nutsinho: mucks hand
booshiet collected $2023 from pot

[nutsinho]

feel free to bitch about how bad you run too!

[will641]

stop running bad yo

[pocketfours]

Can we bitch about how badly you played these?

[nutsinho]

Can we bitch about how badly you played these?

the first kk is a turn fold and the QQ vs booshiet was nonstandard based on a dynamic going on...id love to hear what else you think is bad

[kmind]

fuck weekends they play batshit insane and suck out every fucking time and i never hit draws or sets

[pocketfours]

Well you might have some reads that could justify these plays, but without any info here's my 2c:

[8d 5d] hand: Turn bet is pretty horrible since it's not a good card to barrel and your hand just improved immensely. Two barreling non-scary cards in BvB is usually burning money. River shove is pretty horrible too and a smaller bet would show much more profit. You even have showdown value here against a drawing hand.

[As Jh] hand: River shove seems way too thin (maybe ok based on image/reads but usually way too thin). I'm always folding AT to your river bet here, no matter how bad your image is.

[Qc Qs] hand: River really doesn't look like a bluff since your range has overpair written all over it, which is why his overbet makes a lot of sense as a value bet. I don't mind other streets, but the river call seems bad.

[nutsinho]

85: yeah i usually check the turn vs good players but he was passive station and i wanted to set up a shove if i hit good on the river. as far as a smaller bet having a higher ev, i think this is a spot vs a cally player where bigger may be better.

AJ: not even close to thin vs the cleaner. hed be calling two streets with like 44 here vs me and would call any ace on the river. hes a great player but always tries to catch me bluffing.

QQ: vs most 5/10 players id have just gotten it in preflop but played it like this vs booshiet because he is a bluff station and had been trying to move me off hands constantly. that said, im not fistpumping at all on the river but im not hating it either.

i appreciate the feedback though and i def agree with your input given no information.

[Galapogos]

feel free to bitch about how bad you run too!

I posted this already somewhere, but this is how bad I run in April at 100NL:

[Warpe]

a/i pre with KK cost me 500bb yesterday, villain had AA everytime and, no, I didn't suck out once

a/i pre with AA cost me another 100bb, villain had KK and, naturally, sucked out

[nutsinho]

so ugly

[Marshall28]

i assumed stuff like this was standard by this point ... i mean, if youve reached 5/10 ... you should have played enough to know that this is nothing, right? lol.

[Galapogos]

i assumed stuff like this was standard by this point ... i mean, if youve reached 5/10 ... you should have played enough to know that this is nothing, right? lol.

Do you seriously think he started this thread because he was not aware that KK-AA could be cracked by lesser hands?

[Marshall28]

i assumed stuff like this was standard by this point ... i mean, if youve reached 5/10 ... you should have played enough to know that this is nothing, right? lol.

Do you seriously think he started this thread because he was not aware that KK-AA could be cracked by lesser hands?

yes

[Marshall28]

is there something im missing?

[Hawk]

is there something im missing?

The title of the thread?

[nutsinho]

turbogti2003: : Marshall28 ($239.70 in chips)
Seat 2: legspin ($100 in chips)
legspin: posts small blind $0.50
Marshall28: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Marshall28 [9c Ac]
legspin: raises $3 to $4
Marshall28: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [6h 3d Kd]
Marshall28: checks
legspin: checks
*** TURN *** [6h 3d Kd] [5c]
Marshall28: bets $6
legspin: raises $18 to $24
Marshall28: raises $211.70 to $235.70 and is all-in
legspin: calls $72 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [6h 3d Kd 5c] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Marshall28: shows [9c Ac] (a pair of Sixes)
legspin: shows [6d Kh] (a full house, Sixes full of Kings)
legspin collected $199.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $200 | Rake $0.50
Board [6h 3d Kd 5c 6c]
Seat 1: Marshall28 (big blind) showed [9c Ac] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: legspin (button) (small blind) showed [6d Kh] and won ($199.50) with a full house, Sixes full of Kings

[meeloche]

When were you playing Isura HU?

[Jack Sawyer]

dude, fuck april

[meeloche]

Yeah april sucks...

[Miffed22001]

this rather annoyed me

POKERSTARS GAME #16995466761: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/04/25 - 22:27:37 (ET)
Table 'Roberta' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: HuGaDaS ($235.35 in chips)
Seat 2: toluschev ($112.65 in chips)
Seat 3: optimuss89 ($136.20 in chips)
Seat 4: estRvN ($296.50 in chips)
Seat 5: samadams6 ($128.35 in chips)
Seat 6: EtOi ($417.95 in chips)
Seat 7: arras23 ($97 in chips)
Seat 8: EagleMav47 ($106.50 in chips)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 ($278.25 in chips)
HuGaDaS: posts small blind $0.50
toluschev: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Miffed22001 [Kc Kd]
optimuss89: folds
estRvN: folds
samadams6: raises $127.35 to $128.35 and is all-in
EtOi: folds
arras23: folds
EagleMav47: folds
Miffed22001: calls $128.35
HuGaDaS: folds
toluschev: folds
*** FLOP *** [Th 8d Ah]
Miffed22001 said, "noi aces"
Miffed22001 said, ""
*** TURN *** [Th 8d Ah] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Th 8d Ah Qc] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
samadams6: shows [Jh Ad] (a pair of Aces)
Miffed22001: mucks hand
samadams6 collected $255.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $258.20 | Rake $3
Board [Th 8d Ah Qc 6h]
Seat 1: HuGaDaS (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: toluschev (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: optimuss89 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: estRvN folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: samadams6 showed [Jh Ad] and won ($255.20) with a pair of Aces
Seat 6: EtOi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: arras23 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: EagleMav47 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Miffed22001 (button) mucked [Kc Kd]

[Toadstool]

Hate preflop Allins..

GAME #949281910: Texas Hold'em NL $5.00/$10.00 2008-04-23 01:06:11
Table Jinotega
Seat 1: Amplys ($1,632.00 in chips)
Seat 3: FRANCISLANAL ($1,755.00 in chips) DEALER
Seat 5: superstargilly ($248.00 in chips)
Seat 6: ajnoain ($1,050.00 in chips)
Seat 8: Blacky00 ($1,015.00 in chips)
Seat 10: Dhara111 ($1,000.00 in chips)
superstargilly: Post SB $5.00
ajnoain: Post BB $10.00
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Blacky00 [Ad Ks]
Dealt to Dhara111 [Ac Ah]
Blacky00: Raise $35.00
Dhara111: Raise $120.00
Amplys: Fold
FRANCISLANAL: Fold
superstargilly: Fold
ajnoain: Fold
Blacky00: Raise $980.00
Dhara111: Allin $880.00
*** FLOP *** [7s 7c Qs]
*** TURN *** [3s]
*** RIVER *** [2s]
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,027.00 Rake $3.00
Blacky00: wins $2,027.00

[Carroters]

Wow
Marshall really sucks, I had no idea the extent of it until seeing that hand though. It was prolly a good play though due to meta-game...

[Marshall28]

Wow
Marshall really sucks, I had no idea the extent of it until seeing that hand though. It was prolly a good play though due to meta-game...

i really do sucks. i dunno. i was checkraising flops like this about 80% of the time so i couldnt see him ever checking behind a made hand meaning after he raised the turn i figured he had to have a hand like 55 or 47 in order to have me beat so i just jammed. i got owned obv, i dont know what im doing im a donk.

and hawk, thanks for clearing that up for me.

[nutsinho]

but if he had nothing why wouldnt he just cbet a K63 flop? and if you somehow really felt the need to rebluff you dont have to go ALLLLL INNN

[pocketfours]

Wow
Marshall really sucks, I had no idea the extent of it until seeing that hand though. It was prolly a good play though due to meta-game...

i really do sucks. i dunno. i was checkraising flops like this about 80% of the time so i couldnt see him ever checking behind a made hand meaning after he raised the turn i figured he had to have a hand like 55 or 47 in order to have me beat so i just jammed. i got owned obv, i dont know what im doing im a donk.

and hawk, thanks for clearing that up for me.

I actually don't think your play here was bad enough to be any kind of proof about your donkiness. This should be a very standard line with a lot of your really good hands and good draws. I don't think you should shove here with no equity but at least you are representing a lot of made hands, especially if you like to overbet shove a lot, which is often correct. Your shove to $96 is a bit less than 4x his raise, so it's not like the overbet would be 'massive'.

From a poker theory perspective you are balancing your 'missed flop c/r' line (your strongest line when villain checks behind) with air and so that can't be totally wrong, as long you keep the frequency of this move very very low. If you would have been caught doing this twice, then I would have charged you with 1st degree donkshoving, which is a serious offence.

I don't know why you have to keep posting such stupid crap all the time though. If I was mod here, you would have received strike 2 long time ago. Maybe I just don't get your sense of humor...

[Marshall28]

but if he had nothing why wouldnt he just cbet a K63 flop? and if you somehow really felt the need to rebluff you dont have to go ALLLLL INNN

if he has nothing it would make sense to check behind since he knwos hes gonna get checkraised about 70-80% of the time on this board if he is thinking that much.

on the other hand it wouldnt make any sense to not c-bet if he did have a hand. .. i guess unless he jumped to 3rd level and started thinking "oh if i check behind flop w/ made hand he's gonna assume i have nothing and bet into me on turn so i can rep a polarized range by raising his turn donkbet and maybe he'll bluff over me w/ air" ... obv i didnt think he was capable of this line of thinking since i was crushing him at that point...so i jammed

[mixchange]

PokerStars Game #17071402922: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/04/29 - 02:15:08 (ET)
Table 'Aisleen' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jesseluke82 ($22.65 in chips)
Seat 2: birdzai ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 3: davidof2706 ($222.10 in chips)
Seat 5: minwoo ($100.50 in chips)
Seat 6: tiastorm ($94.45 in chips)
minwoo: posts small blind $0.50
tiastorm: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to birdzai [As Ks]
jesseluke82: raises $2 to $3
birdzai: raises $6 to $9
davidof2706: folds
minwoo: folds
tiastorm: calls $8
jesseluke82: raises $13.65 to $22.65 and is all-in
jeffc1865 joins the table at seat #4
birdzai: raises $15.35 to $38
tiastorm: calls $29
*** FLOP *** [Ad 2h 4s]
tiastorm: bets $56.45 and is all-in
birdzai: calls $56.45
*** TURN *** [Ad 2h 4s] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 2h 4s 3c] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tiastorm: shows [8s Ah] (a straight, Ace to Five)
birdzai: shows [As Ks] (a straight, Ace to Five)
tiastorm collected $71.80 from side pot
birdzai collected $71.80 from side pot
jesseluke82: shows [Th Ac] (a straight, Ace to Five)
birdzai said, "god"
tiastorm collected $22.15 from main pot
jesseluke82 collected $22.15 from main pot
birdzai collected $22.15 from main pot
birdzai said, "SO LAME"
birdzai said, "qpofmpoqmgqm"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $212.05 Main pot $66.45. Side pot $143.60. | Rake $2
Board [Ad 2h 4s 3c 5s]
Seat 1: jesseluke82 showed [Th Ac] and won ($22.15) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: birdzai showed [As Ks] and won ($93.95) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 3: davidof2706 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: minwoo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: tiastorm (big blind) showed [8s Ah] and won ($93.95) with a straight, Ace to Five

[griffey24]

PokerStars Game #17071402922: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/04/29 - 02:15:08 (ET)
Table 'Aisleen' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: jesseluke82 ($22.65 in chips)
Seat 2: birdzai ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 3: davidof2706 ($222.10 in chips)
Seat 5: minwoo ($100.50 in chips)
Seat 6: tiastorm ($94.45 in chips)
minwoo: posts small blind $0.50
tiastorm: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to birdzai [As Ks]
jesseluke82: raises $2 to $3
birdzai: raises $6 to $9
davidof2706: folds
minwoo: folds
tiastorm: calls $8
jesseluke82: raises $13.65 to $22.65 and is all-in
jeffc1865 joins the table at seat #4
birdzai: raises $15.35 to $38
tiastorm: calls $29
*** FLOP *** [Ad 2h 4s]
tiastorm: bets $56.45 and is all-in
birdzai: calls $56.45
*** TURN *** [Ad 2h 4s] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 2h 4s 3c] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tiastorm: shows [8s Ah] (a straight, Ace to Five)
birdzai: shows [As Ks] (a straight, Ace to Five)
tiastorm collected $71.80 from side pot
birdzai collected $71.80 from side pot
jesseluke82: shows [Th Ac] (a straight, Ace to Five)
birdzai said, "god"
tiastorm collected $22.15 from main pot
jesseluke82 collected $22.15 from main pot
birdzai collected $22.15 from main pot
birdzai said, "SO LAME"
birdzai said, "qpofmpoqmgqm"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $212.05 Main pot $66.45. Side pot $143.60. | Rake $2
Board [Ad 2h 4s 3c 5s]
Seat 1: jesseluke82 showed [Th Ac] and won ($22.15) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 2: birdzai showed [As Ks] and won ($93.95) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 3: davidof2706 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: minwoo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: tiastorm (big blind) showed [8s Ah] and won ($93.95) with a straight, Ace to Five

Just shove pre. No point getting cute (raising to $38).

[badgers]

you know guys there's a whole forum dedicated to moaning.