The retards strike back.

***** Hand History for Game 1956385003 *****
$25 NL Hold'em - Tuesday, April 26, 15:48:46 EDT 2005
Table Table 37130 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: stones77 ( $18.8 )
Seat 2: Scaaam ( $33.55 )
Seat 3: numerouno666 ( $24.75 )
Seat 4: lov2golf2 ( $7.86 )
Seat 5: goran_56 ( $19.15 )
Seat 6: iggelardo ( $25.12 )
Scaaam posts small blind [$0.1].
numerouno666 posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to numerouno666 [ Kh Kc ]
lov2golf2 folds.
goran_56 raises [$0.5].
>You have options at Table 36673 (6 max) Table!.
>You have options at Table 36673 (6 max) Table!.
iggelardo calls [$0.5].
stones77 calls [$0.5].
Scaaam calls [$0.4].
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
numerouno666 raises [$2.75].
>You have options at Table 36673 (6 max) Table!.
goran_56 calls [$2.5].
iggelardo calls [$2.5].
stones77 calls [$2.5].
Scaaam calls [$2.5].
>You have options at Table 36673 (6 max) Table!.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9d, Qd, 3h ]
>You have options at Table 37219 (6 max) Table!.
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam checks.
>You have options at Table 36673 (6 max) Table!.
numerouno666 bets [$10].
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
goran_56 calls [$10].
iggelardo folds.
>You have options at Table 37219 (6 max) Table!.
stones77 folds.
>You have options at Table 36673 (6 max) Table!.
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam calls [$10].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Ts ]
Scaaam checks.
numerouno666 is all-In [$11.75]
goran_56 is all-In [$6.15]
Scaaam calls [$11.75].
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
Scaaam shows [ Ad, Qs ] two pairs, aces and queens.
numerouno666 doesn't show [ Kh, Kc ] a pair of kings.
goran_56 doesn't show [ Kd, 5d ] high card ace.
Scaaam wins $11.2 from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and queens.
Scaaam wins $61.45 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and queens.
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
WOW ARE U KIDDING




And my verbal attack which immediately ensued

***** Hand History for Game 1956390971 *****
$25 NL Hold'em - Tuesday, April 26, 15:50:16 EDT 2005
Table Table 37130 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: stones77 ( $15.8 )
Seat 2: Scaaam ( $81.45 )
Seat 3: numerouno666 ( $0 )
Seat 4: lov2golf2 ( $7.86 )
Seat 5: goran_56 ( $0 )
Seat 6: iggelardo ( $22.12 )
numerouno666: U XXXXING IDIOT
lov2golf2 posts small blind [$0.1].
numerouno666: UR A XXXXING JOKE
iggelardo: nh
iggelardo posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
iggelardo: lol
stones77 folds.
numerouno666: THAT WAS XXXXING TERRIBLE
iggelardo: kk?
numerouno666: WHAT ARE U TALKING ABOUT
>You have options at Table 36673 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam calls [$0.25].
numerouno666: HE HAD ACE HIGH
lov2golf2 calls [$0.15].
iggelardo checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ As, Qd, Qs ]
lov2golf2 checks.
numerouno666: XXXXING RETARD
numerouno666: WOW
iggelardo: he had top pair
iggelardo bets [$0.25].
Scaaam calls [$0.25].
numerouno666: I OBVIOUSLY HAD KINGS
lov2golf2 folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
iggelardo bets [$0.4].
numerouno666: ANDI HIM BEAT
Scaaam folds.
iggelardo does not show cards.
iggelardo wins $1.65
woow XXXXing luck





hahaha....

And 10 minutes later, Payback.

***** Hand History for Game 1956441259 *****
$25 NL Hold'em - Tuesday, April 26, 16:02:24 EDT 2005
Table Table 37130 (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 4 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: stones77 ( $21.45 )
Seat 2: Scaaam ( $81.1 )
Seat 3: numerouno666 ( $21.7 )
Seat 4: JohnMario ( $3.75 )
Seat 5: NinjagirlDK ( $25 )
stones77 posts small blind [$0.1].
Scaaam posts big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to numerouno666 [ Jd Jh ]
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
>You have options at Table 36740 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam: According to you I was not so chicken last time...?
numerouno666 raises [$1].
JohnMario folds.
stones77 calls [$0.9].
numerouno666: ?
Scaaam calls [$0.75].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 9c, Jc, 4s ]
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
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stones77 checks.
Scaaam checks.
numerouno666 bets [$2].
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
numerouno666: no ur very passive
stones77 folds.
Scaaam calls [$2].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ]
>You have options at Table 37219 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam checks.
numerouno666 bets [$5].
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam calls [$5].
** Dealing River ** [ Qs ]
>You have options at Table 36740 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam bets [$5].
numerouno666 is all-In [$13.7]
>You have options at Table 37219 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam calls [$8.7].
>You have options at Table 36951 (6 max) Table!.
Scaaam shows [ Ac, Qc ] a pair of queens.
numerouno666 shows [ Jd, Jh ] three of a kind, jacks.
numerouno666 wins $42.4 from the main pot with three of a kind, jacks.
nj

I'm confused by your first rant... he had top pair top kicker on the flop - did you think he should have folded pre-flop? or anywhere after? He was getting OK pot odds on what was a decent made hand. For that matter, the other moron (who definitely should have folded pre-flop) even got decent pot odds on his flush draw - at least on the turn. His call on the flop was horrible but what do you care, he was just juicing the pot.

I have to say, I'm not a fan of berating players who suck out on you. Yeah, he got lucky. It happens... that's poker. Those guys pad your pockets the rest of the time (see next hand for details).

Aside from being too passive, he didn't make any particularly awful plays... you played it worse by berating him so much. Don't encourage him to play better poker.

People like you are the reason I keep chat turned off. There was no reason for him to play any differently other than it was what you wanted him to do. God forbid people have different playing styles and may do things a little different from time to time.

I like when your type gets to a table thinking they are some fucking poker encyclopedia and that you have a license to inform everyone when they make a move that doesnt conform to what you think is right. Think about what your reaction would be if someone let loose on you because you made a move they didnt like.

And, yes...why would you ever want to encourage "bad" players to play better if they are putting money in your pocket??

W3rd, don't tap the glass.

Right on man. I always like to encourage bad players to play better too. That way in the long run I make less money.

Ok, ok, I think we have given him enough shit about it now.

You can transfer me .25 a day for the next 2 weeks as reparations for damages to my income due to tighter play as that fish stops calling as much and informs his friends to call less.


Then, Im gonna hunt you down and take you to a wooden shack somewhere in the woods of rural montanna and slowly torture you to death not by hurting you but by hurting those you love most.


HA! Jus kiddin! Dont report me to the CIA or anything, that was a total joke guys.

lol, my goal online isn't too just make money, i like to have fun too.

and starting a game of verbal stilleto is fun for me.

+ if anything i think it made me money because he wanted too bust me and played stupidly in the second hand

suprised no one is with me on this? i thought there were some other angry players in here.. lol

Originally Posted by ender555

suprised no one is with me on this? i thought there were some other angry players in here.. lol

I get angry about some bad play, but I go out of my way to not say a word about it any more. I used to, until I realized it was just putting me on tilt & costing me money. And if they actually learned anything, that was costing me money too.

Come to think of it, answering questions on this site is costing me money. Piss off, all of you.

/off to burn the poker instruction section at my local Borders

i love angry players heads up. I especially love the guys in like the 5 dollar heads up sng's who when you first go in will go YOU"RE MINE BIATCH, then when you start playing they fold, fold, check, fold, fold, fold, call, fold, fold, fold....

Originally Posted by dalecooper

Originally Posted by ender555

suprised no one is with me on this? i thought there were some other angry players in here.. lol

I get angry about some bad play, but I go out of my way to not say a word about it any more. I used to, until I realized it was just putting me on tilt & costing me money. And if they actually learned anything, that was costing me money too.

Come to think of it, answering questions on this site is costing me money. Piss off, all of you.

/off to burn the poker instruction section at my local Borders

hahahahahahaha

Somebody has been taking notes at the Bill Fillmaff school of poker......

I love it when guys swear at me after I catch my draw. Then I can pull out Fnord's line...

"shh..... I'm trying to count your chips."

Tee hee.

Darkwing

I played TPTK today against an AI post flop. I made a bad call and still hoped to suckout on him but he held up. If I had hit my two pair/trips of course he'd be pissed but apparently I'm a F**ing <+{{{{{><

Please don't tell me you're that guy who's whining like hell after a beat? I feel sick.

Originally Posted by ville18

Please don't tell me you're that guy who's whining like hell after a beat? I feel sick.

take some medicine