Alright last post for proof of awesome:

I had a little tablechat going on before this (dont underestimate the power of pissing people off).

I picked up like AJ on the button and open pushed. He folded and said, "Nice job, got my $0.25" and I said, "That'll buy me what, an hour with your wife?" (which is a good one) and this hand followed maybe 5 hands later.


Kemper00: posts small blind $0.10
euphoricism: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to euphoricism [Jh Qs]
SkoopAloop: raises $0.75 to $1
Buzz_Czar: folds
KirekZ: folds
Kemper00: folds
euphoricism: calls $0.75
*** FLOP *** [7d Js Jc]
euphoricism: checks
SkoopAloop: bets $2
euphoricism: raises $9.10 to $11.10 and is all-in
SkoopAloop: calls $9.10
*** TURN *** [7d Js Jc] [6h]
*** RIVER *** [7d Js Jc 6h] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
euphoricism: shows [Jh Qs] (three of a kind, Jacks)
SkoopAloop: mucks hand
euphoricism collected $23.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $24.30 | Rake $1.20
Board [7d Js Jc 6h Ad]

Seat 3: SkoopAloop mucked [Ac Kd]