1. I will bet flop a gay amount like half pot, and plan on continuing on most turns for a similarly gay amount, treating my hand as a semi-bluff with 5 outs. This is because he will call with hands like 99-JJ and most people will fold turn realizing that river is like half pot if they call which is a similarly gay amount to my previous bets. Sometimes he will float flop with a hand like JdTd. Sometimes maybe ace high. As far as we know we will fold all hands that beat us other than Qx/88/33. Playing our hand passively just seems bad. We probably also fold hands like A8s that we have crap equity against, and those are the hands people who call too many 3bs love to play. However, I can c/c some turns like a Q because that's not a turn would barrel with air, so he might think I am giving up. Maybe even some low card turns that don't change the board. Then I can probably safely fold river if I don't improve.

2. We can bet the flop and decide on the turn. While he does float a bit, he's not going to do this every time. This also balances our nut range that will check/shove the turn. We will check/bomb picked up draws on the turn. Our small bet sizing on the flop allows us to have good fold equity.

3. Barrel flop and turn because we have crap equity when behind, and he might call twice with some random picked up turn draw and show it down. We might get him off a better hand, so it's like a two-way bet.

4. We're going to fire flop, hoping that he floats. Then we will check the turn and shove it in when he bets. We will get value from his value range like lower sets, Qx, turned pairs, slowplayed KK+. We will also protect our turn semi-bluffs and won't allow him to get scared on the river and check it back.

5. According to this read we can probably c/f flop and bet turn when it checks through. Then plan on betting the river. This is because when he checks flop back he has a really weak hand, so we can almost always get him off of it if we bet two streets.