lol lifedonk,

i actually missed your best playa ever post.

I am humble to have meet you and to have had this enlightning converstaion. Please send me your stars screename so I may ship monies to you as a way of apologies, and if that does not please you then please pick any ne of my sisters and i will proudly ship her to you too. If you do not hold interest in the female persuasions then i shall gladly pack myself in the closest cardboard box and my family will weep as the wrap me up and drop me off at the post-office.

I will also sacrafice 12 virgins in your honour to please you so you wont put a plague on my house or block out the sun so my crops wont yield me enough to survive the cold cold winters we have here in Ireland.