Ultra Lag hands

***** Hand History for Game 2597653856 *****
$1000 PL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, August 25, 21:20:59 EDT 2005
Table Table 54680 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 2: papapeaches ( $435.27 )
Seat 3: charlotteamy ( $2247 )
Seat 5: SortOf ( $1190 )
Seat 6: savvyman25 ( $1619.75 )
Seat 7: ilikeace_s86 ( $990 )
Seat 8: murrayy ( $348.50 )
Seat 1: studpool ( $417 )
Seat 4: ACESRSEXY ( $1292.50 )
Seat 10: AR7007 ( $980 )
ilikeace_s86 posts small blind [$5].
murrayy posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ Kh Ad ]
AR7007 calls [$10].
studpool folds.
papapeaches folds.
charlotteamy calls [$10].
ACESRSEXY calls [$10].
SortOf folds.
savvyman25 raises [$65].
ilikeace_s86 raises [$230].
murrayy folds.
AR7007 folds.
charlotteamy folds.
ACESRSEXY folds.
savvyman25 calls [$170].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Qc, Ks, 3h ]
ilikeace_s86 bets [$507].
savvyman25 is all-In [$1384.75]
ilikeace_s86 is all-In [$248]
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
** Dealing River ** [ 3s ]
ilikeace_s86 shows [ Kh, Ad ] two pairs, kings and threes.
savvyman25 shows [ Ts, Ah ] a pair of threes.
savvyman25 wins $629.75 from side pot #1 with a pair of threes.
ilikeace_s86 wins $2017 from the main pot with two pairs, kings and threes.

***** Hand History for Game 2597711576 *****
$1000 PL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, August 25, 21:30:03 EDT 2005
Table Table 36971 (Real Money)
Seat 2 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: codon ( $0 )
Seat 2: Big_L ( $793.10 )
Seat 5: IceCremMnstr ( $1730 )
Seat 6: tcalgi ( $1232 )
Seat 8: BlingDing ( $1496.59 )
Seat 9: sarisfund ( $2543.50 )
Seat 10: ilikeace_s86 ( $2115.50 )
Seat 3: eufor1a ( $990 )
Seat 7: Alevale ( $185 )
Seat 4: sretih ( $821.35 )
IceCremMnstr posts small blind [$5].
tcalgi posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ Ac Ah ]
codon has left the table.
Alevale folds.
BlingDing folds.
eufor1a has left the table.
sarisfund folds.
ilikeace_s86 raises [$30].
Big_L calls [$30].
IceCremMnstr calls [$25].
tcalgi folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ks, 5d, Jd ]
IceCremMnstr checks.
ilikeace_s86 bets [$85].
Big_L raises [$225].
IceCremMnstr folds.
ilikeace_s86 raises [$687].
Big_L is all-In [$538.10]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qd ]
ilikeace_s86 shows [ Ac, Ah ] two pairs, aces and queens.
Big_L doesn't show [ As, Kh ] two pairs, kings and queens.
ilikeace_s86 wins $8.90 from side pot #1 with two pairs, aces and queens.
ilikeace_s86 wins $1623.20 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and queens.

Wow these are some great hands. Are you killin the 1000 6max?

those are PL1000 hands

Yea umm I didn't mean to say 6 max. I guess thats just on my mind too much. I do remember seeing your playing in the 6max games on party at times however. Anyways, how is the 1000PL treatin you?

g00t

gj

I've watched him play and he is the biggest fish ever, i don't know the hell you win money fish.

i really don't see how you call these ultra lag..am i missing something

Originally Posted by AllinLife

i really don't see how you call these ultra lag..am i missing something

Raising preflop with aces is super loose-aggressive.

***** Hand History for Game 2619770270 *****
$1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, August 29, 19:23:04 EDT 2005
Table Table 54663 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 4: heighten111 ( $691 )
Seat 6: simplyrich88 ( $193 )
Seat 7: CORVETTE7 ( $956.75 )
Seat 8: ilikeace_s86 ( $1308.75 )
Seat 9: IceCremMnstr ( $615.75 )
Seat 5: Bendimo ( $730.05 )
Seat 3: EyeDVD ( $252 )
ilikeace_s86 posts small blind [$5].
IceCremMnstr posts big blind [$10].
>You have options at Table 36989 Table!.
simplyrich88 posts big blind + dead [$15].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ Ad As ]
EyeDVD folds.
heighten111 calls [$10].
Bendimo raises [$20].
simplyrich88 calls [$10].
CORVETTE7 folds.
>You have options at Table 55097 (No DP) Table!.
ilikeace_s86 raises [$195].
IceCremMnstr folds.
>You have options at Table 36989 Table!.
>You have options at Table 36989 Table!.
heighten111 is all-In [$681]
>You have options at Table 55097 (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 36989 Table!.
Bendimo folds.
simplyrich88 folds.
ilikeace_s86 calls [$491].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 6s, 8h, 8s ]
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ Qh ]
ilikeace_s86 shows [ Ad, As ] two pairs, aces and queens.
heighten111 doesn't show [ Ah, Kc ] two pairs, queens and eights.
ilikeace_s86 wins $1434 from the main pot with two pairs, aces and queens.

Lag really gets you action

You should clearly be min-3betting preflop.

-'rilla

clearly

***** Hand History for Game 2619935399 *****
$1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, August 29, 19:53:18 EDT 2005
Table Table 55097 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 8: ilikeace_s86 ( $1118 )
Seat 6: saint333 ( $857 )
Seat 9: JediTrick ( $472 )
Seat 5: PokerAllNite ( $320 )
Seat 3: TomVaUsa50 ( $967 )
Seat 1: tulsaandy ( $972 )
Seat 10: alldayace83 ( $2054.75 )
Seat 2: WhoisJonGlt ( $590 )
Seat 4: RealEyze ( $985 )
Seat 7: faithrider02 ( $990 )
tulsaandy posts small blind [$5].
WhoisJonGlt posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ 5d 8d ]
TomVaUsa50 folds.
RealEyze folds.
PokerAllNite folds.
saint333 folds.
faithrider02 folds.
ilikeace_s86 raises [$40].
JediTrick calls [$40].
>You have options at Table 54663 (No DP) Table!.
alldayace83 folds.
tulsaandy folds.
WhoisJonGlt calls [$30].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5c, 5s, 3s ]
WhoisJonGlt checks.
ilikeace_s86 bets [$70].
JediTrick raises [$140].
WhoisJonGlt folds.
ilikeace_s86 calls [$70].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7c ]
ilikeace_s86 checks.
JediTrick is all-In [$292]
ilikeace_s86 calls [$292].
** Dealing River ** [ Ah ]
ilikeace_s86 shows [ 5d, 8d ] three of a kind, fives.
JediTrick doesn't show [ Kh, Qc ] a pair of fives.
ilikeace_s86 wins $986 from the main pot with three of a kind, fives.
JediTrick has left the table.

Jedi trick is really good. I hope he does that with K high and you win with A2 o/s next time. In fact, ask the dealer to give you A2 and him KQ and the same exact layout. Now that would be one for the books

I like how you played the 8-5 fast. Fast aggressive is the way to be, playing FAG must really pay off.

Originally Posted by Staple Gun

I like how you played the 8-5 fast. Fast aggressive is the way to be, playing FAG must really pay off.

You get a beer on me next time your airplane accidently lands in Wichita, Kansas.

8-5 payed off way better than 9-5! kekeke...

***** Hand History for Game 2659566300 *****
$1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Monday, September 05, 16:51:42 EDT 2005
Table Table 54944 (6 max) (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 6
Seat 1: Legion_X ( $448.75 )
Seat 2: douglva ( $910.41 )
Seat 4: Your__Boy ( $1750.40 )
Seat 5: ilikeaces_86 ( $985 )
Seat 6: levcsi99 ( $1462.88 )
Seat 3: Lazzbro ( $492 )
douglva posts small blind [$5].
Lazzbro posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ilikeaces_86 [ Jd 7d ]
Your__Boy folds.
ilikeaces_86 calls [$10].
levcsi99 folds.
Legion_X calls [$10].
douglva folds.
Lazzbro checks.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, 8d, 5d ]
Lazzbro checks.
ilikeaces_86 bets [$25].
Legion_X calls [$25].
Lazzbro folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4h ]
ilikeaces_86 bets [$45].
>You have options at Table 36809 (6 max) Table!.
>You have options at Table 36809 (6 max) Table!.
Legion_X raises [$150].
>You have options at Table 36809 (6 max) Table!.
ilikeaces_86 calls [$105].
** Dealing River ** [ Qh ]
ilikeaces_86 checks.
Legion_X checks.
ilikeaces_86 shows [ Jd, 7d ] high card queen.
Legion_X doesn't show [ 9s, Ts ] high card queen.
ilikeaces_86 wins $382 from the main pot with high card queen with jack kicker.
>You have options at Table 54894 (6 max) (No DP) Table!.
>You have options at Table 36752 (6 max) Table!.

***** Hand History for Game 2715031529 *****
$2000 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, September 15, 09:58:48 EDT 2005
Table Table 51965 (Real Money)
Seat 8 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 2: ghimli ( $1916 )
Seat 5: Lled65 ( $1614 )
Seat 7: Boondog1 ( $2355 )
Seat 9: fosses ( $481.50 )
Seat 10: TheKidJNel15 ( $2227 )
Seat 1: ilikeace_s86 ( $2000 )
Seat 8: dordoryan ( $1970 )
Seat 3: dselliott ( $2000 )
Seat 6: Trustifarian ( $2000 )
fosses posts small blind [$10].
TheKidJNel15 posts big blind [$20].
Trustifarian posts big blind [$20].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to ilikeace_s86 [ Jc Qd ]
ilikeace_s86 calls [$20].
ghimli calls [$20].
dselliott raises [$70].
Lled65 folds.
Trustifarian calls [$50].
Boondog1 folds.
dordoryan folds.
fosses folds.
TheKidJNel15 folds.
mofukenbest has joined the table.
ilikeace_s86 raises [$255].
ghimli folds.
dselliott calls [$205].
Trustifarian folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ Jh, Qs, 9s ]
ilikeace_s86 bets [$500].
dselliott calls [$500].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8c ]
ilikeace_s86 checks.
dselliott checks.
** Dealing River ** [ Qc ]
ilikeace_s86 is all-In [$1225]
dselliott is all-In [$1225]
ilikeace_s86 shows [ Jc, Qd ] a full house, Queens full of jacks.
dselliott doesn't show [ Ac, Js ] two pairs, queens and jacks.
ilikeace_s86 wins $4117 from the main pot with a full house, Queens full of jacks.

LOL!

PokerStars Game #2580704226: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2005/09/15 - 10:13:47 (ET)
Table 'Klio' Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ilikeaces86 ($1034.05 in chips)
Seat 3: Wyse ($990 in chips)
Seat 4: Nat Schuff ($637 in chips)
Seat 5: TORSK ($1159 in chips)
Seat 6: Luke_1113 ($878 in chips)
Seat 7: littlela ($985 in chips)
Seat 8: johny001 ($2076 in chips)
Seat 9: sabotage14 ($1174.50 in chips)
Nat Schuff: posts small blind $5
TORSK: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ilikeaces86 [7h 6s]
Luke_1113: calls $10
littlela: raises $20 to $30
Wyse said, "what happened sabotage? did Nech take the $$ or different table?"
johny001: calls $30
sabotage14: folds
ilikeaces86: calls $30
Wyse: folds
Nat Schuff: folds
TORSK: calls $20
Luke_1113: calls $20
*** FLOP *** [7d 3c 7c]
TORSK: checks
Luke_1113: checks
littlela: bets $50
johny001: folds
ilikeaces86: raises $100 to $150
TORSK: folds
Luke_1113: folds
littlela: raises $150 to $300
ilikeaces86: raises $704.05 to $1004.05 and is all-in
jacstyx leaves the table
littlela said, "7 or a draw???"
ilikeaces86 said, "draw"
littlela said, "KK"
ilikeaces86 said, "draw"
littlela said, "yea sure"
lucky karma joins the table at seat #2
ilikeaces86 said, "u asked"
littlela said, "nice set"
ilikeaces86 said, "up to u"
littlela: calls $655 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [7d 3c 7c] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [7d 3c 7c Qc] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
littlela: shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Sevens)
ilikeaces86: shows [7h 6s] (a full house, Sevens full of Threes)
ilikeaces86 collected $2062 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2065 | Rake $3
Board [7d 3c 7c Qc 3d]
Seat 1: ilikeaces86 showed [7h 6s] and won ($2062) with a full house, Sevens full of Threes
Seat 3: Wyse (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Nat Schuff (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: TORSK (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Luke_1113 folded on the Flop
Seat 7: littlela showed [Kh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 8: johny001 folded on the Flop
Seat 9: sabotage14 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

I am in awe. Just out of curiosity, what the hell is your bankroll?

5 billion dollars

please hit more hands

Lol i like how you told him draw. Whats the point of asking that? I sometimes like to do this when i push all in with the best hand "I have the best hand" gets a caller pretty often :P.

***** Hand History for Game 2754981761 *****
$1000 NL Texas Hold'em - Thursday, September 22, 08:57:26 EDT 2005
Table Table 54663 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 4: ricktate1810 ( $1371.75 )
Seat 5: otomiko ( $1025.75 )
Seat 6: kingsnogood ( $1441.50 )
Seat 7: T1141529 ( $1526 )
Seat 1: BillyHouse ( $373.50 )
T1141529 posts small blind [$5].
BillyHouse posts big blind [$10].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to kingsnogood [ Th Js ]
ricktate1810 raises [$20].
otomiko folds.
kingsnogood calls [$20].
T1141529 folds.
BillyHouse calls [$10].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 5h, 9c, Qs ]
>You have options at Table 36719 Table!.
BillyHouse checks.
ricktate1810 bets [$63].
>You have options at Table 36719 Table!.
kingsnogood calls [$63].
BillyHouse folds.
** Dealing Turn ** [ 8h ]
>You have options at Table 36719 Table!.
ricktate1810 bets [$100].
kingsnogood raises [$250].
>You have options at Table 36558 Table!.
ricktate1810 calls [$150].
** Dealing River ** [ Ad ]
ricktate1810 bets [$375].
kingsnogood is all-In [$1108.50]
ricktate1810 is all-In [$663.75]
ricktate1810 shows [ Qh, Ks ] a pair of queens.
kingsnogood shows [ Th, Js ] a straight, eight to queen.
kingsnogood wins $69.75 from side pot #1 with a straight, eight to queen.
kingsnogood wins $2766.50 from the main pot with a straight, eight to queen.

What a moron

It was obvious that when the A hit on the river that he had the best hand

what chris isnt showing you is the hands that made then play as wreckless as that are...

Chris you are my idol

yeah im curious how much you lose when you dont hit these hidden hands.. obviously u get no respect so it has to be pretty costly.
i'm sure u switch gears and shit but id like to know

im not trying to "diss" you or anything, cos i only dream of playing at this level, but jesus H Christ you must lose a whole lot more than you win if you play like that as a normal strategy?

I mean, there are hands there that you re-raise that i wouldn't even Call with on my pissy .15/.20 blind tables....

Am i doing something wrong, or is this guy the luckies sumbitch ever??

Originally Posted by Berksmickey

im not trying to "diss" you or anything, cos i only dream of playing at this level, but jesus H Christ you must lose a whole lot more than you win if you play like that as a normal strategy?

I mean, there are hands there that you re-raise that i wouldn't even Call with on my pissy .15/.20 blind tables....

Am i doing something wrong, or is this guy the luckies sumbitch ever??

At the level you play, your opponents only play their cards. It's difficult to know exactly what hands they're on becuase they play their cards badly. So you can just play tight and win based soley off the strength of the cards you play. As you move up, you run into more and more people who know how to play tight. When you make it the whole way up. There are more tight players than loose players. It's easy to put tight players on tight ranges and so the better players must learn to loosen up so their opponents can't bluff them as easily. His playing style is just a reaction to how his opponents are now playing.

-'rilla

right ok, i getcha

So, what you are basically saying is everything i learn about poker at low stakes essentially goes out the window when playing for bigger money??

Originally Posted by Berksmickey

right ok, i getcha

So, what you are basically saying is everything i learn about poker at low stakes essentially goes out the window when playing for bigger money??

Not everything. Ill answer more when I get back from church.

Originally Posted by ilikeaces86

Originally Posted by Berksmickey

right ok, i getcha

So, what you are basically saying is everything i learn about poker at low stakes essentially goes out the window when playing for bigger money??

Not everything. Ill answer more when I get back from church.

Post of the month

You've lost me there......i don't get it......?

Originally Posted by Berksmickey

You've lost me there......i don't get it......?

Church is funny.

-'rilla

Drugs are bad, Hmmkay

you look irish

Originally Posted by Muxy

you look irish

Hey, careful.

And he's obviously Scottish.

Damn American

actually i'm cornish, i just thought me and my boy looked good with long ginger locks

As im almost bald, i'll take any hair going!

Basically I am just a lucky fish.

Originally Posted by AllinLife

i really don't see how you call these ultra lag..am i missing something

Meaning my play b4 these hands has been so Laggy that they are paying me off.

<><

Originally Posted by Muxy

Chris you are my idol

new sig, i dont even care if you weren't talking about me.


-Chris

ilikeaces86 have you tried higher limits than 2k$ nl?

Originally Posted by Stripclubjunkie

ilikeaces86 have you tried higher limits than 2k$ nl?

Not really I have played some 10-25 NL on UB but that is basically the same as 10/20

The difference between a lag and fishy maniac, is that the lag knows what he (or she) is doing, and why.

Originally Posted by zenbitz

The difference between a lag and fishy maniac, is that the lag knows what he (or she) is doing, and why.

i dance all over that fucking line some nights

Originally Posted by Sykedupp

Originally Posted by Muxy

Chris you are my idol

new sig, i dont even care if you weren't talking about me.


-Chris

It's ok. You need a self esteem boost.