Fuck. Villain is straate.

I'd probably check behind the turn if I didn't pair up my 8 and get a nice boost of equity. This guy certainly isn't a fish that calls stacks off with something this weak, like ever, but he will stick it in when he thinks he's good (ie, here).

BTW, I had implied odds like mad on this hand, and I don't just mean the rest of his stack.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $4 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)

Hero ($386)
SB ($856.80)
BB ($436.10)
UTG ($382.25)
MP ($680.30)
CO ($958.55)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8, 9.
1 fold, MP raises to $16, 1 fold, Hero calls $16, 1 fold, BB calls $12.

Flop: ($50) J, 6, 4 (3 players)
BB bets $16, MP calls $16, Hero raises to $115, BB folds, MP calls $99.

Turn: ($296) 8 (2 players)
MP checks, Hero bets $255 (All-In), MP calls $255.

River: ($806) 8 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $806

Results in white below:
MP doesn't show.
Hero has 8d 9d (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $806.

(villain mucked J9.)

straate said, "omfg"
straate leaves the table

I'd be looking at a few more stacks, if he didn't leave, in all likelihood. Remember what I said about implied odds?