Just look at the size of the pot before and after the river. What the hell does opponent have? What do you think I have before you read it? I actually laughed out loud after all the betting was done.

Texas Hold'em $1-$1 NL (real money), #1,078,957,346
Table Agadez, 16 Jul 2005 11:24 PM ET
Seat 1: Noddy61 ($124.25 in chips)
Seat 2: VultureBaby ($101.75 in chips)
Seat 6: SlappinYaUp ($137.75 in chips)
Seat 8: jimmie55 ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 10: bulletDodger ($202.75 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
SlappinYaUp posts blind ($0.50), jimmie55 posts blind ($1).

PRE-FLOP
bulletDodger folds, Noddy61 folds, VultureBaby folds, SlappinYaUp calls $0.50, jimmie55 checks.

FLOP [board cards 5D,JD,JH ]
SlappinYaUp checks, jimmie55 checks.

TURN [board cards 5D,JD,JH,2S ]
SlappinYaUp checks, jimmie55 checks.

RIVER [board cards 5D,JD,JH,2S,8H ]
SlappinYaUp bets $2, jimmie55 bets $4, SlappinYaUp bets $4, jimmie55 bets $10, SlappinYaUp bets $20, jimmie55 bets $24, SlappinYaUp bets $24, jimmie55 calls $12.

SHOWDOWN
SlappinYaUp shows [ 2H,2D ]
jimmie55 mucks cards [ JS,10C ]
SlappinYaUp wins $100.