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    Default Completed the Cluck U Chicken 911 Challenge

    The first rule of college: if it's a bad idea, you have to do it.

    So I ate 6 wings seasoned in the concentrate that pepper spray is made from. The make you sign a waiver before you may attempt it. It took me about a minute and was the worst decision of my life. At least I won a t-shirt.

    So this is my brag thread, let's talk about how manly I am.

    EDIT -- im so hungover I don't wanna type. But the employees said they'd never seen it done and I felt like a God for a 30 second window of time after I got a quart of milk and some whip cream in me. Right now, my stomach feels like shit and I would recommend no one ever eat those damn wings.
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    I ate some hot wings at HOOTERS one time. I guess they were the hottest ones they made. I had one!! I thought I needed to go to the Hospital to get a shot of Benadryl.

    Your crazy!! I feel your pain.
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    they hurt coming out

    but congrats
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    lol sign a waiver. awesome.
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    yeah the hawtest at buffalo wild wings are pretty spicy, but not very good spicy. i like the second hawtest because you still get the spice, and some of the delicious chicken, whereas the hawtest you just get a shit ton of hawt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by will641
    yeah the hawtest at buffalo wild wings are pretty spicy, but not very good spicy. i like the second hawtest because you still get the spice, and some of the delicious chicken, whereas the hawtest you just get a shit ton of hawt.
    yeah, gutrot habenaro hot

    props rilla you manly gorilla beast you.
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    I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
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    HOT STUFF RILLA


    it's going to hurt so bad coming out. you will probably cry.


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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
    did you not read the whole post??? he got a free t-shirt!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
    to prove you are more of a man than everybody who doesn't do it, ldo
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    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    HOT STUFF RILLA


    it's going to hurt so bad coming out. you will probably cry.
    It's like secreting acid out of my asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
    Because, in the winter, my balls shrink to the size of watermelons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
    for real.. medium wings at bw3 are, in my opinion, PERFECT. You get a bit of spice and they taste delicious. Sometimes I'll go with hot and I don't have a big problem with them until near the end.. and i wouldn't even say problem but it's just not comfortable. I just don't get trying to eat the hottest, most intolerable stuff imagineable.
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    Quote Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
    Quote Originally Posted by UG
    HOT STUFF RILLA


    it's going to hurt so bad coming out. you will probably cry.
    It's like secreting acid out of my asshole.
    But did you cry?

    And by cry, I mean, did you shed a tear?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
    for real.. medium wings at bw3 are, in my opinion, PERFECT. You get a bit of spice and they taste delicious. Sometimes I'll go with hot and I don't have a big problem with them until near the end.. and i wouldn't even say problem but it's just not comfortable. I just don't get trying to eat the hottest, most intolerable stuff imagineable.
    I prefer the Hot BBQ at BW3s but honestly we only go there for the TVs mainly, their food is pretty meh. Will be living there next week on Thursday and Friday for the NCAA round 1, a 20 year tradition(god I'm old).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aces
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
    for real.. medium wings at bw3 are, in my opinion, PERFECT. You get a bit of spice and they taste delicious. Sometimes I'll go with hot and I don't have a big problem with them until near the end.. and i wouldn't even say problem but it's just not comfortable. I just don't get trying to eat the hottest, most intolerable stuff imagineable.
    I prefer the Hot BBQ at BW3s but honestly we only go there for the TVs mainly, their food is pretty meh. Will be living there next week on Thursday and Friday for the NCAA round 1, a 20 year tradition(god I'm old).
    heh, yeah, hot BBQ are v. good too. I used to get bottles of medium buffalo and hot bbq sauce there, although nowadays i usually just use frank's red hot for that kind of stuff.

    living at bw3 for NCAA is a blast. I wish i had some dudes that would do it with me, but they'd all leave after a few hours. Weak.
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    u need to rub some Vaseline on your anus
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by Aces
    Quote Originally Posted by Lukie
    Quote Originally Posted by boost
    I dont get it... I like buffalo wings... why would you do something to make them intolerable?
    for real.. medium wings at bw3 are, in my opinion, PERFECT. You get a bit of spice and they taste delicious. Sometimes I'll go with hot and I don't have a big problem with them until near the end.. and i wouldn't even say problem but it's just not comfortable. I just don't get trying to eat the hottest, most intolerable stuff imagineable.
    I prefer the Hot BBQ at BW3s but honestly we only go there for the TVs mainly, their food is pretty meh. Will be living there next week on Thursday and Friday for the NCAA round 1, a 20 year tradition(god I'm old).
    heh, yeah, hot BBQ are v. good too. I used to get bottles of medium buffalo and hot bbq sauce there, although nowadays i usually just use frank's red hot for that kind of stuff.

    living at bw3 for NCAA is a blast. I wish i had some dudes that would do it with me, but they'd all leave after a few hours. Weak.
    I use Frank's on a lot of stuff too, it's not real hot but has a decent flavor.

    Louisville's not too far from you, we'll be at the BW3's on Shelbyville Road in Louisville(KY) all dayThu and Fri if anyone's interested. We'll be the ones in the middle of the bar, probably playing cards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhappy333
    u need to rub some Vaseline on your anus
    This might also help to keep your shits from hurting so bad.

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