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View Poll Results: WHO'S THE KING OF FATTIES, AKE OR RILLA?

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  1. #1

    Default URGENT WEEKEND POLL

    They both claim to work out or go on long walks, but don't believe them!
  2. #2
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    I vote newjack.

    Do you see why?


    Sep 07 23:29:34 * Now talking on #flopturnriver200+
    Sep 07 23:29:34 * Topic for #flopturnriver200+ is: Welcome to the channel where you won't be dissed for being fat.
    Sep 07 23:29:34 * Topic for #flopturnriver200+ set by n00bJack at Wed Sep 7 23:16:27 2005
    Sep 07 23:29:56 * Bailey ([email protected]) has joined #flopturnriver200+
    Sep 07 23:30:03 Bailey ROFL
    Sep 07 23:30:11 ake HAHA LOOK AT THE FAT KID
    Sep 07 23:30:15 n00bJack :~(~~
    Sep 07 23:30:17 * n00bJack ([email protected]) has left #flopturnriver200+
    Sep 07 23:30:18 ake HEY YOU CANT PARK YOUR VAN HERE IN THE CHANNEL
    Sep 07 23:30:19 ake rofl
    Sep 07 23:30:27 Bailey ROFL
    Sep 07 23:30:40 * nme ([email protected]) has left #flopturnriver200+
    **** ENDING LOGGING AT Wed Sep 7 23:30:49 2005


    also, I'm swedish and there's no such thing as a fat swede
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    Ake is like 130 lbs.

    -'rilla
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    one of my legs are, which one?
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    No, ake is like 130 lbs total. He is lying about being fat.

    But even if he was, I'd clearly be the King of Fatties for these following reasons:

    1) I'm a natural born leader.
    2) I command a much larger army than any other.

    -'rilla
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    I surrender.
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    I voted for 'Rilla because I thought the poll was "Girliest FTR Member."
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    ake doesn't rhyme with bake, apparently.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    ake doesn't rhyme with bake, apparently.
    It rhymes with sake, but in the original Japanese pronunciation.
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    For god's sake ake is fake cause he doesn't eat enough shake and bake?
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    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    Quote Originally Posted by gabe
    ake doesn't rhyme with bake, apparently.
    It rhymes with sake, but in the original Japanese pronunciation.
    yea i kno wtf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    For god's sake ake is fake cause he doesn't eat enough shake and bake?
    You should be shot.
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    Let's make ake rake the leaves by the lake with Blake in his wake.

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    i always thought it was ake (ah-kay)
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    ake rhyming with rake is more badass.

    ake is like Jack Bauer badass.
    A-kay is like prancing around in womans underwear badass.

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    ake boo on the river get your biff out ya slag
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toe
    ake boo on the river get your biff out ya slag
    Sorry what!?
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    well fuggle me arse and juggle me skivvies, ake.
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    He who sleeps well cannot sin.
    He who does not sin goes to Heaven.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ake
    Quote Originally Posted by Bmxicle
    For god's sake ake is fake cause he doesn't eat enough shake and bake?
    You should be shot.
    So should be you, too.

    "club all the penguins" as your sig. How can you say something like that after seeing my avatar. Taken last summer of my pet penguin. Isnt he cute or what!!
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    Of course not. In fact, it's so cute you should bring it to the ftr gathering. I promise I won't club it.
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    Ok, it's relatively normal to own a pet penguin .... (especially if you live in Scandinavia I'm told), but to dress him up in burmada shorts etc ....??

    That's just degrading to penguin-kind ....
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    Have you ever seen a penguin on a beach without shorts?
    "Poker is a simple math game" -Aba20
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